Current Events > These Wallgreens eardrops are lousy.

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I got these the last time I had an earache because CVS was closed and Wallgreens was still open. This pressure is awful. I can feel my heartbeat through my ear.

By the way, why do people who have head congestion always say that it feels like their head is in a fishbowl? Is there some evolutionary understanding of what that feels like? Are we all reincarnations of pet goldfish who remember what it was like to be in a fishbowl with a human tapping the glass? Did people dare one another as children to stick their heads in a fishbowl and I missed out on that?

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