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FortuneCookie
04/26/23 7:00:47 PM
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Today, a mental patient was waiting for the grocery store to open when he was approached by Bruce Lee. The legendary martial artist initially offered to let the patient marry his sister, but then changed his mind. They got into a fight and the patient was forced to kill Bruce Lee in self-defense.

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Rest in Peace, Bruce.
I'm missing you already.
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Gobstoppers12
04/26/23 7:04:10 PM
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I never knew the full story. That's so sad.

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EvilResident
04/26/23 7:09:04 PM
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ER here

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R1masher
04/26/23 7:09:44 PM
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Elden Ring

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DKBananaSlamma
04/26/23 8:59:48 PM
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I had a patient say he worked directly under George W. Bush everyday and was a ranger. He was also high as balls on PCP >_> I didn't believe him. And thankfully he wasn't in the stage of PCP where he whips his dick out yet

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FortuneCookie
04/28/23 11:39:07 PM
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I'm a Protestant working for a Catholic facility. I outed myself as not being Catholic today. While we were walking down one of the hallways, the coworker who was training me asked if I'd like to see the chapel. I walked right to the center of the room, then turned around to see her on one knee making the sign of the cross.

I stated the obvious, "Oops."
She said, "It's okay, you're not Catholic."

I mean, you know. It's not like you have to be Catholic to work for them. I'm just a little embarrassed that I didn't know the etiquette of a Catholic church. The facility's chapel is beautiful, by the way.
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candyapplered
04/29/23 12:02:40 AM
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Mental patient Vs Prime Mike Tyson

Who wins?

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Homeless_Waifu
04/29/23 12:08:04 AM
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candyapplered posted...
Mental patient Vs Prime Mike Tyson

Who wins?
Pretty sure Mike Tyson is the mental patient... Seeing as he has a habit of bitting people's ears off

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