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| Topic | Attn: Gay and bi guys. |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 5:03:30 AM #9 | Well I guess that's my new word of the day --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | white girls have da best booty |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:35:29 AM #43 | I've seen some really pretty white girls with notbutt. Real depressing. Booty is life. Way more important than boobs to me. I'm a legs, thighs, and ass man. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | white girls have da best booty |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:33:18 AM #42 | Primo white girl yeah. But overall Latina and black ladies on average have better booty --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | The perfect female. But she's attracted to you, a CEman. |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:09:22 AM #22 | Kineth posted... mattnd2007 posted...Oh I've never actually said any of these things to a girl that was interested in me. Just thoughts that come up a lot in that situation. Yeah I've noticed that. When I'm really excited about something and talking about it passionately girls seem to react in a positive way. I think I have a fair amount to offer in reality. I'm smartish. Have a chem bs. Good paying job. If people understand my sense of humor they tend to think I'm funny. At worst I'm average looking. Some people say I'm actually kinda decent looking. Not like Brad Pitt or anything. But the term adorkable is thrown around a lot. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | The perfect female. But she's attracted to you, a CEman. |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 3:58:22 AM #19 | Kineth posted... mattnd2007 posted...I realize this is a joke topic. But I really feel like this sometimes. Like I've had girls interested in me, and I'm like WTF. Why do you like me? I suck. I'm ugly. My personality is shit. I'm stupid. I'm annoying. Etc. Oh I've never actually said any of these things to a girl that was interested in me. Just thoughts that come up a lot in that situation. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | The perfect female. But she's attracted to you, a CEman. |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 3:55:24 AM #15 | I realize this is a joke topic. But I really feel like this sometimes. Like I've had girls interested in me, and I'm like WTF. Why do you like me? I suck. I'm ugly. My personality is shit. I'm stupid. I'm annoying. Etc. Depression and anxiety suck man. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Cheese topic |
| mattnd2007 07/23/18 3:57:46 AM #15 | Oh so many good choices. Depends on what we're using it for. Some of my favorite cheese types I eat by themselves like smoked Gouda. But if it's for a sandwich I like sharp cheddar, havarti, muenster, Swiss, etc. Cheese is great --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | $50k or ability to see nude pics of any girl you want? |
| mattnd2007 07/22/18 6:31:48 AM #19 | Ability. Money is temporary. Nudes would be endless entertainment --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Moving lump in woman's face was a worm, doctors say |
| mattnd2007 07/22/18 6:28:35 AM #20 | Well that was horrifying --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Scenario: Your girlfriend texts you to pick up some tampons from the store. |
| mattnd2007 07/22/18 6:04:06 AM #5 | Have her text me a picture of the kind she uses. Or a link to then online if she doesn't have the packaging anymore. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | man, i've been hung up on the same girl for like 10+ years |
| mattnd2007 07/22/18 6:03:08 AM #2 | I know it ain't easy, but you gotta get over her. Can't be healthy --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | C/D: You dont see much of a point in helping others |
| mattnd2007 07/22/18 6:02:23 AM #19 | I try to be helpful. Unless I'm having a bad day. Then I'm going to be in my own little world --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | I have insomnia ama.. |
| mattnd2007 07/22/18 5:57:47 AM #23 | I too am riding the insomnia express tonight. Bad heartburn woke me up. And now I'm like wide awake. Then I heard my cat getting beat up outside so I ran out there and chased off the cat that was doing it. Anyway I'm rambling. To stay in topic what book are you currently reading if you are reading through one. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Man allegely kills 21 co-workers by poisoning their sandwiches for no reason. |
| mattnd2007 07/22/18 4:53:41 AM #22 | Holy shite --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | today is the last day of my 20s |
| mattnd2007 07/22/18 3:57:43 AM #30 | I'll be 30 in Feb --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | 20 year old Canadian woman was raped in India |
| mattnd2007 07/19/18 9:38:08 PM #22 | Why do women keep going to India? If you are a woman visiting by yourself you will get raped. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | How can I play Pokemon Go without embarrassment? |
| mattnd2007 07/19/18 2:54:49 PM #21 | Pro tip, if they care you are playing their life must be pretty shit. People that have their shit together don't care about what others are doing. The times I've had people drive by and yell stupid shit at me while I'm playing have all been stupid dude bro redkneck moron types. Their opinion doesn't matter. Fuck em. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | For those wanting Sonic Mania Plus |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 10:17:19 PM #5 | Hmm. 5 bucks ain't bad. Might get when I'm hard up for something to play. Had a lot of fun with mania --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Obama: Men are violent bullies who get on my nerves. We need to empower women. |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 8:46:50 PM #33 | Giblet_Enjoyer posted... Yeah he's not wrong Almost every difficult person I've dealt with in a professional setting has been a woman. Women can be mean and heartless. Petty. Manipulative. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Maria Butina is hot. Russian spies are always hot ass chicks |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 8:45:07 PM #22 | Southernfatman posted... Remember Anna Chapman? Dang. She pretty decent --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Obama: Men are violent bullies who get on my nerves. We need to empower women. |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 8:38:38 PM #24 | Lol k --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | I'm going to be an uncle |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 7:10:12 PM #8 | Touch posted... Being an uncle is dope. You occasionally give them gifts. Make them love you. Then dip out when they start crying uncontrollably or start slinging shit at the walls Right? You get to do like the fun uncle stuff and then when the not fun stuff starts you just be like well I better get going bye lol --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | I'm going to be an uncle |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 7:08:34 PM #6 | Jiek_Fafn posted... Congrats! Haha. Good stuff. We don't really have the creepy uncle in my family surprisingly. But I know it's fairly common. I had a co-worker tell me about her husband's uncle that was always creepy with her. They call him creepy uncle Dave lol --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | I'm going to be an uncle |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 7:01:34 PM #3 | Frostshock posted... Hopefully you're not also going to be the father. Haha no. It is my brother's. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Are you okay with the fact that US education preaches American exceptionalism? |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 7:00:39 PM #30 | Up here we get that in elementary. But by middle school and high school they painted a more realistic picture. That America is great. But also that we have done some fucked up shit in our history. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | I'm going to be an uncle |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 6:56:56 PM #1 | Holy cow. It's still weird to think about. I've known for a while, but today was the first Dr appointment where they have a picture of it. Crazy stuff. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Target glitch RN lets you stack 6 15 percent promo codes!!! |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 6:38:08 PM #261 | Got ittle dew 2 in the mail today --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Why is the whole idea of the moon landing being fake considered ridiculous? |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 6:33:48 PM #59 | Oatcakes posted... mattnd2007 posted...Paragon21XX posted...Anybody with a modicum of critical thinking skills would realize the "explanations" for the moon landing being faked are full of shit, just like the Flat Earth bullcrap. Oh sorry, meant about flat Earth. Not moon, I disagree with moon conspirators, but understand they legit feel the way they do. But flat Earthers? Nah, they're full of shit --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Why is the whole idea of the moon landing being fake considered ridiculous? |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 12:13:54 PM #45 | Paragon21XX posted... Anybody with a modicum of critical thinking skills would realize the "explanations" for the moon landing being faked are full of shit, just like the Flat Earth bullcrap. I refuse to believe that anyone legitimately believes it. I don't know what point the "believers" are trying to make, but they must have some endgame --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Gen 5 is the best Pokemon gen and anyone disagreeing is literally wrong>_> |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 10:55:42 AM #28 | Coffeebeanz posted... The best part about Black and White is that for most of the game you only had access to the new generation of Pokemon. It gave it a sort of "franchise reboot" vibe that I enjoyed. Came in to basically say that --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Nobody can remember all 63 genders |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 10:49:01 AM #31 | Gotta be em all gendermon --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Why is the whole idea of the moon landing being fake considered ridiculous? |
| mattnd2007 07/18/18 10:46:58 AM #17 | Tagged tc as moon conspiracy guy. no longer will take opinions of his seriously in the future --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | This photo should be enough to impeach Trump |
| mattnd2007 07/17/18 9:13:41 AM #32 | Does anyone else think the ice guy kinda looks like Michael Cera? --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Hi, I'm battling depression for the first time in my life and it's hard |
| mattnd2007 07/17/18 9:10:14 AM #28 | Depends on the person. I'm on Lexapro, pretty much saved my life. I was constantly thinking about killing myself. Eventually I was going to decide to do it and I'd have been gone. Decided to get help before that happened. I'll be honest with you it made things worse at first but then it got way better. I started to feel like myself again. Meds can help. No guarantee, but it works for me --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Hi, I'm battling depression for the first time in my life and it's hard |
| mattnd2007 07/16/18 8:36:57 PM #8 | And specifically about men too. He said women are more likely to attempt suicide, with pills being most common. Men attempt less often, but when they do they are more likely to succeed. Because men tend toward more direct means like a gun or a noose. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Hi, I'm battling depression for the first time in my life and it's hard |
| mattnd2007 07/16/18 8:35:16 PM #7 | Thoughts of self harm are concerning. That is what my doc told me. He say depression can cause us to be impulsive and actually listen to those thoughts when we normally wouldn't. That is the danger of thoughts like that. It only takes one time where you actually decide to do it. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Sacha Baron Cohen got two US Congressman to endorse arming kindergarteners |
| mattnd2007 07/16/18 7:46:40 PM #32 | Holy shit that legit had me laughing at some parts --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Perfect girl but she wets the bed literally every night. |
| mattnd2007 07/16/18 7:26:20 PM #24 | The lost sleep would be the deal breaker. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Target glitch RN lets you stack 6 15 percent promo codes!!! |
| mattnd2007 07/16/18 5:19:55 PM #234 | darkprince45 posted... mattnd2007 posted...I only ordered ittle dew 2 for switch since I was sure my order would get cancelled anyway. But it shipped! Got it for like 19 bucks instead of 30 I put in all the 15% off ones. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Target glitch RN lets you stack 6 15 percent promo codes!!! |
| mattnd2007 07/16/18 5:13:58 PM #232 | I only ordered ittle dew 2 for switch since I was sure my order would get cancelled anyway. But it shipped! Got it for like 19 bucks instead of 30 --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Short hair Kaley Cuoco, yay or nay? |
| mattnd2007 07/16/18 9:19:43 AM #28 | Bernadette best girl --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Teen comes IN contact WITH Hogweed, gets 2nd degree BURNS >_> |
| mattnd2007 07/16/18 9:16:30 AM #22 |  --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | At what point in the history of humanity did we start majorly overpaying people |
| mattnd2007 07/14/18 11:07:18 PM #7 | Omnislasher posted... the beginning Exactly. Didn't the Greeks pay athletes a shit ton in the coliseum? --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | How's Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus on the Switch? |
| mattnd2007 07/14/18 10:28:30 AM #4 | It's decent. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Do you own Super Mario Odyssey? |
| mattnd2007 07/12/18 11:50:18 PM #5 | Owned. Good not great. Kind of just made me wish we'd gotten Galaxy 3 instead --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Fucking girlfriends |
| mattnd2007 07/09/18 1:15:58 PM #44 | In my time I've come to realize women are crazy and spoiled in general until they hit their 30s. I'm 29. If I ever try dating again I'm going for older than myself. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Lol been nearly a year and STILL no Sonic Mania 2 announced |
| mattnd2007 07/07/18 1:35:45 PM #5 | If they have any sense left they'll release a sequel next year maybe. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Went to IKEA. Now $1660 poorer. |
| mattnd2007 07/07/18 1:34:19 PM #19 | IKEA is cool. Only been to one once. Closest one for me is Minneapolis which is like 7.5 hrs away I have a neat little alarm clock from there. Didn't buy any furniture. Just went there because I'd never been to an Ikea store before --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | In case you were wondering, here is where the men with the biggest penises live. |
| mattnd2007 07/07/18 3:48:38 AM #13 | I'm moving to South Korea. Im a white nerdy stereotypical nerd that kinda has a thing for Asian ladies. They'll love my larger than 3.8 inch penor --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Do u like mayo? |
| mattnd2007 07/07/18 12:07:23 AM #8 | Mayo and or miracle whip are both nasty. And I'm about as white as you can get. Most people up here in Nodak think it's really weird that I hate mayo and whip. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
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