Current Events > Perfect girl but she wets the bed literally every night.

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TheAnthraxBunny
07/16/18 6:10:32 PM
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She takes responsibility for it every time. Do you put up with it?
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Fin_Dawg_004
07/16/18 6:11:21 PM
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define "wets"
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Aye
07/16/18 6:12:03 PM
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Would this be a win/win for watersports fans?
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ProfessorKukui
07/16/18 6:12:27 PM
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>_> Seeing the shite that my aunt goes through every night with her Alzheimer's husband... no, fuck that.
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TheAnthraxBunny
07/16/18 6:12:39 PM
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Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
define "wets"

Completely empties her full bladder. Meaning that sometimes you wake up with some on you.
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slimfizzle2
07/16/18 6:15:01 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
define "wets"

Completely empties her full bladder. Meaning that sometimes you wake up with some on you.

Shit son! We would wet the bed together before we went to sleep
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Mr_Biscuit
07/16/18 6:15:23 PM
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Can she pee before bed to minimize the quantity?

In case, this is something that probably wouldnt have stopped me from marrying my wife.
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CookieV3
07/16/18 6:20:45 PM
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Itd be kinda hot at first, but would probably get old after the 2nd time. No deal.
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WilliamPorygon
07/16/18 6:26:44 PM
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Would she be willing to wear a diaper to bed?
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Orthopox12
07/16/18 6:27:47 PM
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Can I sleep on the couch
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thronedfire2
07/16/18 6:27:51 PM
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Whats the downside?
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Webmaster4531
07/16/18 6:33:40 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Shit son!

Then she's truly perfect.
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Blue_Inigo
07/16/18 6:34:28 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Would she be willing to wear a diaper to bed?

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SpinKirby
07/16/18 6:34:45 PM
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Blue_Inigo
07/16/18 6:35:18 PM
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SpinKirby posted...
So....squirting?

Goddammit it's not pee
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DifferentialEquation
07/16/18 6:38:36 PM
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Sure. If that kind of stuff is good enough for our president then it's good enough for me.
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slimfizzle2
07/16/18 6:40:57 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
SpinKirby posted...
So....squirting?

Jesus Christ SpinKirby, its not pee

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Wolf_J_Flywheel
07/16/18 7:03:14 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
SpinKirby posted...
So....squirting?

Goddammit it's not pee

Thats what a boy would think whos never made a girl squirt
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GreatEvilEmpire
07/16/18 7:05:57 PM
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Give her a diaper.
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lv20swds
07/16/18 7:07:33 PM
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CookieV3 posted...
Itd be kinda hot at first, but would probably get old after the 2nd time. No deal.


It's hot at first but cools down over the course of the night.
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Spidey5
07/16/18 7:07:49 PM
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OwlRammer
07/16/18 7:14:41 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny
07/16/18 7:24:12 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Would she be willing to wear a diaper to bed?

No. You can't do anything to minimize the effect or idk god shoots lightening down and kills her.
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mattnd2007
07/16/18 7:26:20 PM
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The lost sleep would be the deal breaker.
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CookieV3
07/16/18 7:27:07 PM
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lv20swds posted...
CookieV3 posted...
Itd be kinda hot at first, but would probably get old after the 2nd time. No deal.


It's hot at first but cools down over the course of the night.

That too, yes.
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UnholyMudcrab
07/16/18 7:28:39 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Sure. If that kind of stuff enough for our president then it's good enough for me.

Now this is a quality DE post
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ForestLogic
07/16/18 7:28:56 PM
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Pee isn't the worst. If she's perfect, I'd be down.
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SSJCAT
07/16/18 7:31:18 PM
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nice
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Thrillwell
07/16/18 7:32:52 PM
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she gon squrr
she gon squrr
gon git dat ocean 4 shur

on the real tho, I mean my perfect girl would probably not hog up my bed sheets every night, so yeah she gets to r kelly her own sheets
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Yomi
07/16/18 7:36:38 PM
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lv20swds posted...
CookieV3 posted...
Itd be kinda hot at first, but would probably get old after the 2nd time. No deal.


It's hot at first but cools down over the course of the night.
goddammit
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Blue_Inigo
07/16/18 7:39:40 PM
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Thrillwell posted...
she gon squrr
she gon squrr
gon git dat ocean 4 shur

on the real tho, I mean my perfect girl would probably not hog up my bed sheets every night, so yeah she gets to r kelly her own sheets

Your perfect girl sleeps on the couch?
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thrashmetal14
07/16/18 7:41:30 PM
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I had a girlfriend once that wet the bed. She experienced some traumatic shit as a kid, and even with medication she couldnt stop wetting the bed. But she ended up cheating on me so fuck her, I guess.
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