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NeonOctopus 07/16/18 8:21:45 AM #1: |
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/13/health/giant-hogweed-burns-teen/index.html
Alex Childress went to his parents for help with what he thought was a severe sunburn after working outside at his summer landscaping job. Hogweed: Titties: Basically, the plant's oil stops your skin from protecting itself from the sun and the sun literally burns your skin >_> If you see it, leave it alone --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metua 07/16/18 8:22:33 AM #2: |
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NeonOctopus 07/16/18 8:24:49 AM #3: |
Metua posted...
But is the hogweed HOT??? FUCK! I forgot to add the poll! Topic = Failed --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spidey5 07/16/18 8:25:12 AM #4: |
Sounds like something from harry potter
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Kombucha 07/16/18 8:26:46 AM #5: |
this looks like a giant version of something else i've already seen growing around here many times
i'm not into plants so i don't know the name of it, but wft. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 07/16/18 8:27:00 AM #6: |
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Foppe 07/16/18 8:34:40 AM #7: |
Hogweed burns looks pretty bad, but now I cant stop thinking about how it would look on a nice cleavage >_>
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Doom_Art 07/16/18 8:38:02 AM #8: |
Yeah there's been a few cases around where I live.
It actually showed up in a park a few years ago and guys in hazmat suits came to remove it. --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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voldothegr8 07/16/18 8:40:23 AM #9: |
Damn nature, you scary
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Trigg3rH4ppy 07/16/18 8:42:45 AM #11: |
Pretty sure I've seen this before in PA
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NeonOctopus 07/16/18 8:43:42 AM #12: |
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Pretty sure I've seen this before in PA Damn, it's on the east coast? Fuck >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Musourenka 07/16/18 8:44:11 AM #13: |
Oils that bond to skin suck.
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Kombucha 07/16/18 8:47:36 AM #15: |
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BlueJester007 07/16/18 8:47:58 AM #17: |
boxington posted...
NeonOctopus posted...Titties: --- Donald Trump is under your bed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 07/16/18 8:49:47 AM #18: |
The plant is native to the Caucasus mountains in the country of Georgia and parts of southwest Asia. So, did some asshole purposely planted this stuff in the past to be a dick or is there some weird reason they were introduced and it got out of hand like Kudzu? --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClockworkHare 07/16/18 8:55:19 AM #19: |
Topic is clearly stating that the cure for a hogweed burn is rubbing titties all over it.
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Bloodychess 07/16/18 9:12:00 AM #20: |
Huh, i got miniture looking stuff like that growing in my yard. Keeping coming back after every mow
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Musourenka 07/16/18 9:13:47 AM #21: |
Southernfatman posted...
So, did some asshole purposely planted this stuff in the past to be a dick or is there some weird reason they were introduced and it got out of hand like Kudzu? Good question. UK has had a problem with it, too. My guess is that it got out of hand. --- Shooing away pigeons crapping on debate tables is not a violation of the pigeons' free speech. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mattnd2007 07/16/18 9:16:30 AM #22: |
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NeonOctopus 07/16/18 11:27:28 AM #23: |
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spudger 07/16/18 11:28:21 AM #24: |
why is that kid Zeig Heiling that weed?
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NeonOctopus 07/16/18 11:30:37 AM #25: |
spudger posted...
why is that kid Zeig Heiling that weed? He's just showing how tall it is. It can grow up to 15 feet tall --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 07/16/18 11:31:24 AM #26: |
So, uh, are the roots edible?
As gigantic as the plant is, it's got to have a pretty beefy taproot. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 07/16/18 11:32:28 AM #27: |
NeonOctopus posted...
spudger posted...why is that kid Zeig Heiling that weed? Uberweed --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/16/18 11:32:45 AM #28: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
So, uh, are the roots edible? This a weird fetish >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 07/16/18 11:33:35 AM #29: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...So, uh, are the roots edible? It's essentially a bigass parsnip/carrot plant, so yeah? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/16/18 11:34:34 AM #30: |
>Literally burns you if you touch it
>wants to shove the roots in his mouth Never change CE --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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voldothegr8 07/16/18 11:42:28 AM #31: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
NeonOctopus posted...Questionmarktarius posted...So, uh, are the roots edible? If it's anything like poison ivy/oak then all parts of the plant, even roots, can spread the oil. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 4 (2) | THE Ohio State: 11-2 | Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 07/16/18 11:44:39 AM #32: |
yikes
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Questionmarktarius 07/16/18 11:47:56 AM #33: |
voldothegr8 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...NeonOctopus posted...Questionmarktarius posted...So, uh, are the roots edible? Or, it's like a potato, where the tuber is the only bit that won't kill you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 07/16/18 11:48:27 AM #34: |
Southernfatman posted...
So, did some asshole purposely planted this stuff in the past to be a dick or is there some weird reason they were introduced and it got out of hand like Kudzu? Someone probably thought it looked pretty like in the UK and it just spread. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kirbymuncher 07/16/18 12:03:59 PM #35: |
Kombucha posted...
found the plant it reminded me of https://files.catbox.moe/ulwgs2.png (invasive/non-invasive here is based on where I live in canada, might be classified differently in USA) they're related, so makes sense. I think some of these have edible roots but giant hogweed, from a few searches, doesn't. even if it did you'd need like, full protective clothing just to harvest it lol I got a small burn on my leg (probably about the size of a penny?) from a milder version of this a few years ago and it's super weird because it doesn't start hurting until a fair bit later and it makes it hard to tell exactly what happened and where the plant was --- THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ROBANN_88 07/16/18 12:09:19 PM #36: |
i was wondering what those are called in english.
whenever i look them up, i only get the scientific name of it. they've been growing at the camping site i work at. so i've been clearing them out for a few years now. that seems to have had an effect, cause there has been far less this years than before. still haven't gotten burned by them, though. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 07/16/18 12:09:25 PM #37: |
kirbymuncher posted...
I got a small burn on my leg (probably about the size of a penny?) from a milder version of this a few years ago and it's super weird because it doesn't start hurting until a fair bit later and it makes it hard to tell exactly what happened and where the plant was The resin itself is pretty harmless... until it gets UV light on it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/16/18 12:16:43 PM #38: |
Yeah, the oil just weakens your skin so that it can't protect itself from sunlight. The sun is what is actually causing the burns
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ImTheMacheteGuy 07/16/18 1:30:16 PM #39: |
Titties! :D
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Vegy 07/16/18 2:41:25 PM #40: |
NeonOctopus posted...
@Vegy Thoughts on tits? Best titties --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/18/18 12:42:39 AM #41: |
lol
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weekoldhotdog 07/18/18 12:50:54 AM #42: |
Foppe posted...
Hogweed burns looks pretty bad, but now I cant stop thinking about how it would look on a nice cleavage >_> See the new Texas Chainsaw (Leatherface) movie's sex scene for details. --- Y helo thar buttsecks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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