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Kate is gr8 btw

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

At least she's not the chick I'm not even allowed to criticize

She is unfunny and *gets modded*

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

We are old*?

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

evil_zombie11 posted...

You can't gauge goodness proper unless you compare it to evil so maybe god created the devil intentionally so humans can compare and go to god.

^^^^^^

You nailed it

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Like I'm a man of science as well.

Hell there is a decent chance I'm smarter than you. Although not for certain.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Pogo_Marimo posted...

How do you know this to be true? I believe I am more intelligent than the Bible's depiction of God. Has God done anything especially intelligent to prove this fact to you?

Well why don't you go ahead and make your own universe then?

I'll wait.

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Phil Funnie

You're actually more right than you probably even realize dude

When your pastor or whatever used to say "God is mysterious" this is what he was talking about

Like God doesn't make sense to us because we aren't even close to being intelligent enough to understand. Think about whoever you consider the smartest man in history. He's still a moron compared to God.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

God is all knowing

The creation of Satan was entirely intentional

One of the old names for him was adversary

God knew there had to be a symbol of evil personified so that humans knew what not to do. Because humans are infinitely stupid and flawed compared to God. So he's like "hello my stupid children, I'm going to make this easy for you. Don't be like the bad guy I have created for you to understand"

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

The devil is humanity's failures given physical form.

Lucifer was one of God's favorites. But he grew jealous of the humans. The angels were so perfect and yet God loved humans more. Even with all of the flaws and failures. That jealousy turned to resentment and then finally to hatred.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

CloneTheHero posted...

basically its to evolve as a person. if you aint learning lessons youre not living.

Ya. And trying to make the world a better place than when you got here. Help the next guy have a slightly easier time than you did.

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Phil Funnie

Kaliesto posted...

Check the Spouts to make sure there is no mold growing in there.

Oh ya that's a good point as well

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Deadpool_18 posted...

That trailer alone was better than the female cast crap fest movie.

Yup. Fuck that movie. Thor was the best part TBH

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Oh and just a little salt

Not even enough that you can taste

Like the tiniest pinch


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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Probably overly brewed.

Add a little lemon juice

Should neutralize some of those super bitter compounds

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Watch the movie A Serious Man

It's on Netflix

Cohen bros movie from 2009

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

berlyman101 posted...

It seems like you selectively choose which stereotypical expectations of manhood you follow. Men shouldn't love anything? That's never been a tenet of society. In fact the opposite is true.

Agreed

TC get some help. If you are a man of God talk to your pastor. If not find a good therapist.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Yeah pretty much except they are both girl cats

Tabby and Mabel

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Lol they both are

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Other cat https://imgur.com/a/gdR23Pt

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Cat https://imgur.com/a/h2nVNme

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Sorry man

Can't really offer advice

But fuck. That really sucks.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

I have cat sleeping on me lol

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

You misunderstand. Love not as in romantic love. Like real love.

Acceptance of self. I speak from years of experience.

Spent most of my life since middle school as my harshest critic. My biggest bully. I'm way more mean to myself than anyone else on the face of the Earth.

Any time I didn't get a good enough grade. Any time I embarrassed myself by doing something awkward. Etc.

"This is why no one will ever love you" "you think you're so smart but you're actually a dumb shit" "your friends aren't really your friends, they just feel bad for you and are stuck with you"

These are the kinds of thoughts I deal with on the daily. For years. I'm only finally realizing that none of those are true.


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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

You need to learn to love yourself. You are a strong caring person. You are loved. I can tell just how you post that you are a good person.

Don't tell me you already love yourself. Because reading your story reminds me of myself. I struggle to this day with loving myself. But I'm making progress. I'm more forgiving with myself. A little more understanding with myself. It's much easier for me to forgive others before myself.


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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

eggcorn posted...

SBallen please make it mandatory to use flairs to be able to post new topics

thanks,

Me

My opinion

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Phil Funnie

I average between 5.5 to 6ish. But relatively thick as well. Ex said that I was kinda thick mattered way more. She'd been with a guy that was longer. But not thicker.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Coastal_elite posted...

She's the new Jill Stein, yes

Ya. But I at least like Tulsi. Couldn't stand Jill.

Realistically I hope Warren gets it. Maybe pick yang as her VP? Could be an interesting combo.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

That is hilarious

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Kaldrenthebold posted...

That fucking music in the background though, hell yeah.

Ya. This is the first live action remake from them that I'm excited for.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Thats fair. I'm the opposite. Love scotch but don't enjoy bourbon outside of Four Roses. Don't have enough experience with rye.

I think that's common. My buddy who is a bit of an amateur expert said rye is making a resurgence in the past few years. I want to explore it more

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Phil Funnie

Yes I realize my opinion is probably not a popular one lol

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

I don't have the free time to bother with NES or SNES games. I got online for sword. That's it so far really.

I'd prefer they offered free indie games or something. I've played NES and SNES to death. SNES especially it's what I cut my teeth on. One of my favorite consoles.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

MabusIncarnate posted...

I don't think Johnny has vicious intent, it just comes out stronger when he's drinking. It happens, he'll be back.

I agree

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

DrizztLink posted...

Johnny really needs to just leave smojo alone.

Yeah. Joe is a good kid. She really is. She's just struggling. Like we all are.

Johnny is a good dude too. He's just a bit crazy lol. But I like him. He's fucking funny.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Zero_Destroyer posted...

Bourbon whiskey! I haven't had much rye and I hate scotch for the most part

I need to try more rye. Don't know if I like it or not yet. I don't like scotch much. Like bourbon.

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Goats posted...

Sounds neat

I c wut udid there 2. Well done.

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Phil Funnie

Yeah it's interesting. I added just a small amount of water to what is the phrase? Open it up? Something like that.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Opened my bottle of this stuff finally tonight. Not getting hammered because I can't anymore. Mental health too fragile. But in moderation I can still enjoy a little whiskey or a couple beers.

http://www.pantherdistillery.com/saint-paul-straight-bourbon-1

Little distillery in MN. Actually went there in person. Got a quick tour. Was pretty cool.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Yessir. That show actually had a big influence in my formative years. Doug's dad and his neighbor had a lot of profound things to say if you paid attention.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Definitely. Mega is a good dude.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

You might be right. I haven't been on CE much lately. Been too busy with work and personal life craziness. I still think he's a good dude overall, maybe just slipping up extra bad right now.
None of us know all the burdens we bare.

Megatech convinced me in a topic one time. Because I was kind of where you are with him.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

How long y'all been together?

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

You need more voting options

I have wanted to try Popeyes sandwich. But I don't live by Popeyes anymore

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Ah sorry don't know Richmond. But I bet you can find some cool places.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Foppe posted...

The genius behind the warhead.

You get like 7 internet cookies for that. I lold for real.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

There are a lot of cool little spots in Minnesota. Depending on if you are going more rural or urban. Both have their charms there.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Y'all be nice to Dunc. He kinda goofs some times. Like pretty big goofs. But he has autism(right, sorry if wrong). The nuances of language are difficult. Hell I communicate waaaaay better through the written word than spoken. Sometimes I accidentally say fucked up shit and it's the opposite of what I mean. Mostly only happens when I haven't been taking care of my mental health. Was happening recently and was a wake up call that I had to start taking better care of myself again

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

You've never worked at like Walmart or something have you lol

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Que sera sera

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie

Damn son

Hang in there. I don't speak from experience, but indirectly from friend's life. Admitting you need help is one of the biggest steps. He still struggles but has been sober for at least 6 months now. Which for him is pretty good.

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Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas
Phil Funnie