Lurker > karlpilkington4

I just wouldnt talk at all.
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Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!"

Good, once all the old people die, maybe we can have a system that actually works.
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Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!"

Voting literally does nothing of significance. Its hilarious that people still think it does.
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Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!"

People still think voting matters? lol
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

I remember when I was 17
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

It's called a waiver. Even yoga studios have them. If the University had them sign, then good luck successfully suing.
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

Never realized how big of a deal it was.

It isnt
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

Use my athletic greens affiliate link TC.
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

I'll be wearing them too
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

Don't drop the soap. Oh wait, that's a different type of prison
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

I legit forget everything that happened in both seasons. Something about a blind lawyer and a fat villain.
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

Its literally Thursday night
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

All of that is right, but when setting your own hours, especially at the beginning, its essentially which 15 hours of the day do you want to work.
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

Am I immune to getting diabeetus?
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

He "dies" every 6 months or so.
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

Maybe they'll use cars in this one.
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

I stopped about 10 seasons ago
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

SunburnCostanza posted...

Lorenzo_2003 posted...

SunburnCostanza posted...

Most of the people shitting on poor people here grew up on mommy daddy welfare and had their school paid for and got a decent middle class job or a trade that pays well already had a head start on people growing up with missing parents or crack addict parents. It's a chronic case of overstating ones achievements and ignoring the opportunities they were given. It's a chronic case of "fuck you I got mine" while ignoring that less poor people on the streets is better for everyone

All of that is just you speculating on other peoples backgrounds, let alone their motivations, and seems to be just your way of rationalizing putting your hand in someone elses pockets. Maybe you guys should just drop this empathy charade and be straight forward about what you plan to do with the money. Improving the defense of ocean (i.e. maritime) trade routes and the sovereign borders of US allies is an example of empathy that is better for everyone, but I have my doubts about how interested you might be in that.

My post was basically giving people like you the benefit of the doubt. You grow up in a bubble so you dont understand why everyone cant just study and get a nice middle class job.

What do you think people plan to do with the welfare money? My assumption would be that they buy food and survive with it. Probably the same thing your parents did for you growing up.

Why exactly cant people just study and get a job...?
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

Who cares, voting is a waste of mental energy anyway. Its literally just a circle jerk of morons voting for their favorite team, and none of the teams accomplish anything meaningful to anyone.
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

Here's a tip, cancel the train trip and take a plane ride which would take like 2 hours.
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

Wait, why arent you having sex with these women?
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

Doom_Art posted...

Already have a topic on this

Also lol @ watching Crowder

Whats wrong with watching crowder?
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

old, cold, bold, sold,

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77076471?page=18
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

Metua posted...

karlpilkington4 posted...

I thought that they only transformed into animals, hence animorphs

Humans are animals

When you're right, you're right.
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

I thought that they only transformed into animals, hence animorphs
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

CyricZ posted...

Darth-Bastard posted...

care to address one of his points you admitted were easy to argue against?

His definition of rape culture. It does not mean "a society that promotes or condones rape".

That's why he says its a myth, because society doesn't promote or condone rape.
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

averagejoel posted...

Darth-Bastard posted...

averagejoel posted...

Darth-Bastard posted...

averagejoel posted...

Darth-Bastard posted...

all of the central points in his "change my mind" videos

then you have plenty to choose from. surely giving me one would be easy then?

yes, it sure would.

so can you give one to shut me up or are you going to continue the farce that youve actually watched a single one of his videos?

sure

"rape culture is a myth"

why is rape culture not a myth?

he explains in the video. care to address one of his points you admitted were easy to argue against?

I said they weren't worth arguing against. so I'm not going to

So why come into a discussion topic about it then?
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

I read 15 pages of this topic, and my mind was not changed. There is no "rape culture" in the U.S.
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"It's not a Great Wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China."

The hell?
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Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick!!

I'm playing chess. But not ordinary chess... Atomic chess
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Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick!!

NeonOctopus posted...

FUCK, I look up ONE Fortnite video, and now my recommendation list on youtube is FLOODED with endless cancerous Fortnite videos.

I hate what youtube has become >_>

Just clear your watch history. Don't blame youtube for your ignorance.
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April 2012 - Doctors declared british teen Stephen Thorpe "brain dead," telling the father that the boy would never recover from a serious car accident. Despite pressure from the doctors, the father would not consent to allow the boys organs to be donated. With the help of other doctors, five weeks later Thorpe left the hospital, having almost completely recovered.

July 2011 - Madeleine Gauron, a Quebec woman identified as viable for organ donation after doctors diagnosed her as "brain dead" surprised her family and physicians when she recovered from a coma, opened her eyes, and began eating.

May 2011 - An Australian woman declared brain dead regained consciousness after family fought for weeks doctor recommendations that her ventilator be shut off.

February 2008 - 65-year-old Raleane Kupferschmidt was taken home to die after relatives were told by doctors that she was "brain dead" from a massive cerebral hemorrhage. The family had already begun to grieve and plan for her funeral when she suddenly awoke and was rushed back to the hospital.

March 2008 - In one particularly chilling case, 21-year-old Zack Dunlap, who was declared "brain dead" following an ATV accident, recounted how he remembers hearing doctors discussing harvesting his organs. Zack showed signs of life only moments before he was scheduled to be wheeled into the operating theater to have his organs removed. One of Zacks relatives provoked the reaction by digging a pocketknife under his fingernail.

May 2008 - A Virginia family was shocked but relieved when their mother, Val Thomas, woke up after doctors declared her brain dead. Doctors had not detected brain waves for more than 17 hours, but kept the woman breathing on a respirator. The family was discussing organ donation options for their mother when she suddenly woke up and started speaking to nurses.

June 2008 - A Parisian whose organs were about to be removed by doctors after he had "died" of a heart attack, revived on the operating table only minutes before doctors were to begin harvesting his organs.

https://kgov.com/brain-dead-patients-who-have-recovered
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Real Science Radio's list of "brain dead" patients who've recovered tells shows that doctors and hospitals are sometimes dead wrong.

August 2016 - Nineteen days after her car flipped over, the doctors of 22-year-old Sam Hemming were about to give up on her because she was obviously brain dead "with no hope of recovery". Yet moments before she would likely have died from their withdrawing her care, Sam wiggling her toe. From there, fighting back, she made a tremendous recovery in only weeks. Mental and physical exercise has reprogrammed the undamaged side of her brain! (The only sad part of this story is that Sam still plans on becoming a lawyer! :)

Des Moines Blankety Blank Children's Hospital harvests the organs of living children, cuts out their eyes, etc.
May 2015 - In Des Moines, Iowa as reported by USA Today, "Taylor's brain sank part way into her spinal canal. No one comes back from that, the doctors told Taylor's mother, Stacy, and her father, Chuck Hale. Nothing more could be done. Their daughter was brain dead. It was time to make arrangements to take her off life support and discuss organ donation. ... Taylor Hale, considered brain dead by science, awoke from her coma. ... " So the staff doctors will harvest organs, cut out the eyes, etc., of living children at the Des Moines Blank Children's Hospital, hereafter known as Blankity Blank Hospital. See also this, this, this, this, and this.

Texas' Tomball Regional Medical CenterJanuary 2015 - George Pickering, a 27-year old Texan, was pronounced brain dead by doctors at the Tomball Regional Medical Center when his father threatened to shoot himself if anyone disconnected his son from life support. During the standoff with police, the son repeatedly squeezed his father's hand, and then woke up later that evening, has made a strong recovery, and in April was baptized after converting to Christianity.

July 2013 - A New York woman who was pronounced brain dead by doctors unexpectedly awoke just as her organs were about to be removed for transplant.

October 2012 - A documentary titled Pigen der ikke ville d (The girl who refused to die), aired on Danish TV, telling the story of 19-year-old Carina Melchior, who awoke after doctors declared her "brain dead" and had approached the family about considering donating her organs.
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Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick!!

The Shield
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Since when are frogs allowed to vote? First women, and now this. Unbelievable
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ScofieldReturns posted...

am i still in the lead? is there a time limit on this?

PM me, and I'll give it to ya.
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ScofieldReturns posted...

a spanish magician got on stage and then announced he was going to vanish on the count of 3. he started counting "uno....dos..." and then a cloud of smoke appeared and when it dissipated the spanish magician was gone. the spanish magician had disappeared without a tres.

So far you're in the lead, only cuz im trying to learn spanish lol.
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Ryetoast posted...

I don't think you can use the gift card code...

Do they do online orders?

Yupp they do. I checked earlier. You can put the code right on the checkout page.
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Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick!!

Karl Pilkington is the GOAT of jokes.
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I don't eat fresh and its only for 5 bucks. It was given to me as a gift, but I don't need it. Funniest joke gets it i guess lol. I can send the card number and pin.
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Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick!!

Spaghetti is literally just dumping it into hot water and stirring every couple minutes.
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Cricket protein is around health food shops and online in the U.S. Companies like Exo and Chapul have cricket protein bars that actually taste pretty good. They just grind up crickets into a flour and mix in other ingredients like almond butter, chocolate and dates.
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Could have atleast posted part 1.
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FrisbeeDude posted...

karlpilkington4 posted...

You dont tip the UPS driver, retail workers, the mailman, plumbers, etc. They certainly provide a service at the same level or greater than a waiter simply bringing out food and smiling at you. Its a stupid double standard, and tipping is dumb to begin with. It's just sheep who will claim some " its a custom lulz if you dont do it ur cheapz", and use herd mentality to justify it.

the neckbeard is strong in this one

I'm clean shaved, but thanks for your overwhelming impressive counter argument.
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Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick!!

You dont tip the UPS driver, retail workers, the mailman, plumbers, etc. They certainly provide a service at the same level or greater than a waiter simply bringing out food and smiling at you. Its a stupid double standard, and tipping is dumb to begin with. It's just sheep who will claim some " its a custom lulz if you dont do it ur cheapz", and use herd mentality to justify it.
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Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick!!

If you change pancakes for waffles, then yes, it would be.
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Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick!!