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fhqwhgads posted...

Tbh I'm surprised it wasnt the Japanese who wanted a big titty tiger

It could have been a Japanese employee of Nintendo of America. Which is just an American branch of a Japanese company.
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Republicans are blatant criminals, actively trying to kill us, accepting money from Russian oligarchs, and plotting voter suppression tactics out in the open.

Joe Biden: Let's be friends with Republicans! Bipartisanship is good! Things are best when Democrats and Republicans split power 50/50! Only Trump is the bad Republican!

Yes, I'm sure that message will resonate with voters who are sick of Republican fuckery.
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It's not that there were quips. Hell, some people think MCU Spider-Man isn't quippy enough.

It's that everyone, including characters who DON'T quip in other films like Black Widow was quipping and saying shit like "Beep beep."
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PatrickMahomes posted...

The hate for age of ultron is overblown.

Nah.

-Everyone was quippy for no god damn reason.

-Whedon treats Captain America as a parody of Captain America instead of Captain America.

-Ultron was NOT an Avengers level threat and was barely able to 1v1 Cap.

-Vision being too powerful is too jarring given how poorly he does in Civil War and ESPECIALLY Infinity War.

-Out of nowhere Bruce and Natasha romance.

-Mind controlled Hulk was the big fight in the middle for the second time in a row. AND Hulk posed a bigger threat than Ultron ever did.

If they let Whedon continue and do Infinity War as well, it would have been an unmitigated disaster.
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He's just a worthless toadie who couldn't get anything done without Daddy Trump.

He's Rita Repulsa. Trump is Lord Zedd.

Awful human being that needs to be made an example out of. We know he's Moscow Mitch. Surely the FBI can go after him even if they can't go after Trump.
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The fucker who runs an elf slavery ring?

Let's cancel the hell out of him.
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The moderators would ban lolicons and alt-righters instead of protecting them?!

.....

So, what's the downside again?
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Stop hating on her just because she figured out how to milk the hell out of lonely nerds.

She knows how cringey it all is. But it made her rich. So why stop?
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Nope.

He knows he's already won. We've already seen how much "He's not Bush" helped Kerry and how much "She's not Trump" helped Hillary.

And Kerry and Hillary weren't buddies with Strom Thurmond. Nor were there actual recent videos of them rubbing on little girls and sniffing their hair.

Democrats really need to learn. They are held to a much higher standard and need to pick a non-shitty human being in order to win. Obama was a good person. Clinton MIGHT be a bad person if the rumors about him and Epstein are true, but he was better at hiding being an awful person than his wife.

But most importantly, they need to win over the left. The left elected Clinton. The left elected Obama.

Thinking they have the left in the bag and trying to win over the closeted conservatives known as "moderates" is a losing strategy.

Really. All of Bernie's major policies poll well individually. And while Biden palled around with MLK's archnemesis, Bernie actually joined MLK's cause and even got arrested for marching.

For fuck's sake, he's a socialist Jew who once worked as a carpenter. You can't get closer to Jesus than that.

Oh, but Bernie wanted to make the rich pay what they owe. Oh no. How awful. 4 more years of Trump attempting to turn America into Nazi Germany with an oligarchy is preferable to being able to make capitalism actually work by giving the middle class disposable income to give back to the rich. Possibly offsetting their taxes entirely.
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ThunderTrain posted...

This is why America needs Biden to win.

No. It needed Bernie to win. Trump won the moment Bernie dropped out as Biden is a much worse candidate than Hillary and John Kerry combined. Not even mentally fit to be a Wal-Mart greeter in his current state and he was buddy buddy with Strom Thurmond which is an absolute dealbreaker. ESPECIALLY when what he was Thurmond's sidekick for is directly related to the current protests. He co-sponsored those fucking crime bills. Even drafted one himself in 1994.

Now our one and only hope is to keep RBG alive for 5 more years.
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People really don't seem to realize that Blazing Saddles was just as controversial back then as it allegedly is today.

If anything, the N word had even more power in the 80s than it does now.
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Fuck no.

Children are awful.
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As long as it's a real Zelda with actual dungeons and puzzles, it'll be instantly better than BotW's vast empty plains.
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We don't have a troll problem. No one wants to troll a dying video game website where people get easily offended by opposing opinions.

We have a fanboy problem. And the fanboys call anyone who disagree with them "troll".
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Final Fantasy

Great

Pick one.
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No.
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70%.

A lot of the blame also belongs to China for not getting it under control in the first place, other Republicans eager to take this opportunity to kill people, and of course, the ignorant masses for not following guidelines.

But Trump has actively gutted efforts to contain it. He wants us to die. He does get most of the blame.
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This is truly embarrassing.

NES through Gamecube, Nintendo was unquestionably the best video game company and it wasn't even close. First party software had higher quality AND quantity compared to Wii, Wii U, and Switch.

Now look at them. They needed to outsource development of a tea party simulator with PS2 level graphics to Koei Tecmo, delayed Animal Crossing only for it to still release with less than half the content the 3DS game had, and let Game Freak flat out get away with removing over 60% of all pokmon just to charge us to get 200 of them back later on. All while our joycons experience drifting because they cheaped out on the joystick to pack them with gimmicks most of us will never use. (So how much did that Labo shit sell anyway?)

I bought it for Super Mario Odyssey. Super Mario Odyssey is a top 5 game.

.....How did everything else except Star Allies and Luigi's Mansion 3, which are good because HAL and Next Level Games are not Nintendo, go so horribly wrong?
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Because my parents decided to move down here before I was even born and I've never been able to get enough money for a secure escape from this damn Coronavirus and conservative infested state.
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Fuck Trump.

But fuck the Democrats too for prioritizing stopping Bernie over stopping Trump.
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The more people think Trump can't possibly win, the more inevitable it is that he will.

Pair that up with Biden being way worse than Hillary, mentally decaying before our eyes, and having real damning things to use against him like his partnership with Strom Thurmond in passing crime bills that led to why the protests are happening, videos of him huffing little girls' hair, and worst of all, how Biden still says he wants to work with Republicans during a time where people are finally wising up to how the Republicans are actively trying to kill us.....

We lost the moment Bernie dropped out.

Really. If the Democrats had any brains at all they would have just let Bernie win THEN obstruct the hell out of him with their corporate whoring after Trump is out of the picture. But no. They decided stopping Bernie was more important than stopping Trump.
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I don't think the dinosaurs will leave kitties alone.

Keep them dead.
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HylianFox posted...

if you're looking for explanations, MST3K is not for you

it even says so right there in the theme song....

Even though the theme song its self is all the explanation we actually need.

Although it seems that Dr. Forester's goal being trying to find the worst movie ever made so he can use it to take over the world isn't made that clear outside of Thanksgiving marathon bumpers and the movie.
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Except that's not a prediction of the Trump presidency at all.

For starters, Trump isn't stupid. He's evil. He's a bad communicator, but that doesn't change the fact that he accomplished much for the Republican agenda. Namely ending the political career of the right's most hated enemy Hillary Clinton.

Second, that goofball didn't run the nation into the ground on purpose and try to turn it into Nazi Germany with an oligarchy. I don't even remember what he did since FF8 is unmemorable trash. Only thing I really remember was the whole "We're all from the same orphanage! Except you rich girl." bullshit. But I'm pretty sure he was nothing like Trump.
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You get what you pay for.

The local Five Guys was the best burger joint by far. But it closed down. And my life pretty much started getting worse ever since.
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I'm voting for Bernie Sanders, granted Trump doesn't successfully block mail-in voting.

Biden wants to work with Republicans. Fuck him. I won't vote for anyone who won't admit Republicans are evil. Hillary did admit the right, albeit off by 50%, is evil with her "basket of deplorables" comment. That's why I at least could vote for her even though I didn't like her one bit.
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I think it's pretty clear why they're doing it.

But lol at anyone who still believes IP banning does shit.
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I just got a pineapple desert pizza with a waffle crust from Wal-Mart.

Haven't tried it yet. But who would argue against pineapple on THAT pizza?

apocalyptic_4 posted...

Fruit does not belong on a pizza

I've got some bad news for you about tomatoes.....
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Both died before I was even born.

My mother's father died in a helicopter crash when she was a child, even.
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The fascist aliens that brainwashed her told her she can't control her emotions because they were trying to maintain control over her.

The actual writing of the movie was saying the exact opposite thing you're trying to say it was saying. It was about her strong will clinging to her identity and not who the Kree were trying to make her.
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No_U_L7 posted...

In the movies its already too late

Hydra had the Tesseract, the Space Stone during WW2. Wanda and Pietro got their powers from Hydra experiments with the Mind Stone.

So write that before Hydra settled on Tesseract powered weapons, they first performed human experiments to see if it could yield more super soldiers. Humans freely supplied by Nazi Germany. Most of the experiments are failures but one manages to be successful. TOO successful. He becomes too much for Hydra to control so they put him into stasis. (It's established they had that level of technology to freeze Bucky.)

Boom. Magneto is a mutant and a Holocaust survivor. AND you can use the fact that he was the first and the experiments on Wanda and Pietro were based off of the notes for Magneto to have Magneto spiritually be Wanda's "father". OR they can take things even farther and have Hydra use Magneto's seed to try to breed supersoldiers so he's Wanda's biological father too. (Even have that be the reason WHY Hydra reached out to them.)

Then Magneto's stasis pod defrosts and frees him because the Hydra agents watching over it got dusted by Thanos. He wakes up in time to see mutants start popping up because of Infinity Stone shenanigans (The writers flat out said Thanos' "reduced to atoms" line was literal. The Infinity Stones and their energies were scattered across the universe. Hence, why him "destroying" the stones doesn't cause the bad shit the Ancient One warned about.), see people discriminating against mutants, and there you go.
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"She's not Trump." didn't work for Hillary.

"He's not Bush." didn't work for Kerry.

So how the fuck is "He was Strom Thurmond's sidekick, spent his career voting against half the stuff he says he's now for, and huffs little girls' hair. Oh, but at least he's not Trump!" supposed to win?
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ThunderTrain posted...

Trump makes Bush seem like Lincoln.

No he fucking doesn't. Bush is a fucking war criminal. The one thing Trump isn't. Yet.

Just because Trump is worse doesn't mean Bush isn't one of the absolute fucking horrible human beings alive today and should have been rotting in prison since Obama took office.

monkmith posted...

GWB was worse for the world maybe.

trump is worse for the US and its citizens.

Coronavirus running rampant in America can have longterm consequences for the world. Especially if new strains mutate here and find their way to the rest of the world.
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So you don't like Kagnaskhan because it actually looks like a unique monster, instead of a Fifth Generation onwards style just a fucking cartoon kangaroo with boxing gloves?

You're part of the problem.

General_Secura posted...

Or a hammerhead shark.

Garchomp.
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Yes.

.....Because your friends are right.

Bananana posted...

The GOP is exactly what you described

conservatism is Joe Biden

Joe Biden wants to work with Republicans, and spent his career doing such. Namely with one Republican that goes by the name of Strom Thurmond.

Maybe you've heard of him? He was MLK's archnemesis.

Intro2Logic posted...

In the US, there's little Democrats seem to enjoy more than reminiscing fondly about the decency of John McCain and George W. Bush. They yearn for the strong hand of a respectable Republican adversary.

And they were shit too. Bush is bona fide war criminal.

Trump is just taking what Republicans have been running on for the past three decades to its logical conclusion. Which is why the Republicans love him so much.

The problem is establishment Democrats like Biden are corporate whores. Just as much as Republicans. So even if they disagree with Republicans on..... well, everything else, they won't rock the boat as they want the same corporate overlords to line their pockets.
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Because he is pure evil and wants us to die.

He is actively sabotaging every effort to contain Coronavirus on the government's end.
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Of course he would.

Even Sauron would be a better president than Trump.

Even Palpatine would be a better president than Trump.

Even Thanos would be a better president than Trump.

Most other villains would at least try to make America strong instead of actively trying to destroy it. Trump flat out wants us to die.

Homer, at least the last I've watched the Simpsons, has his heart in the right place even if he keeps screwing up. Plus if nothing else, he'd EVENTUALLY listen to Lisa.

Revelation34 posted...

Homer would spend the education budget on donuts.

Sounds like a huge improvement to me.
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TheApexPredator posted...

If Bernie is saying the right things, why is it Biden going against Trump?

Because the Democratic establishment are a bunch of corporate whores and thus deemed stopping Bernie to be more important than stopping Trump. Because making the rich pay what they owe is worse than Trump's efforts to turn America into Nazi Germany with an oligarchy.

And thus, Strom Thurmond's little girl hair huffing sidekick hands Trump re-election on a silver platter.
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WaterLink posted...

What in the fuck. Hey France, whens the last time yall used that guillotine? Start lubing that thing up for this fucker.

Really. No need to waste so many bullets just to execute this fucker.
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Tryhaptaward posted...

Well if we want to be more exact we need to call these fuckers child molesters and rapists in addition to pedophiles

Or call them child molesters, rapists, and hebephiles.

Because pedophilia refers specifically to sexual attraction to prepubescent children. The victims were teenagers.

Lumping all sexual relations with minors together like that only serves to downplay how extremely godawful actual pedophilia is. This is a distinction that NEEDS to exist. Especially when the distinction helps us better understand how some of this shit happens.

I know 14 year old me would think the idea of traveling around with a 24 year old woman and having sex is awesome. Teenagers feel sexual urges. That's how they can get led into these traps. That's why teen pregnancy is such a problem. But a prepubescent child will not want sex at all unless they are completely manipulated into it assuming their predators even give them a choice. And that's what puts it on a whole other level of awful.

They're all monsters. But some monsters are a lot worse than others and need to be identified as worse.

WaterLink posted...

Isn't the legal age in Japan like 12 or 13?

It's 13 according to the constitution with the provision that each prefecture can set their own age of consent.

The lowest is 16.
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Biden would have to be the one to take down Thanos to redeem himself of his 40+ year career of doing nothing but bad shit.

No, you can't say Biden is a different man now than he was back then when he was Strom Thurmond's sidekick. The fucker still believes in working with Republicans above all else. Even after 8 years of having a front row seat to watching Republicans obstruct the hell out of his "friend" Obama. Even after 4 years of Republicans all but admitting they want to turn America into Nazi Germany with an oligarchy as Trump emboldened them to do even worse shit than ever before.

Anyone who still believes in "bipartisanship" is a traitor to America. Only the complete and utter destruction of the Republican Party will suffice.
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Kill them all.
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No, insecure men need to man up and just put on the fucking mask.

Dying to a tiny organism doesn't sound too manly to me, bro. Nor does effectively becoming crippled even if you survive due to permanent lung scarring + fluid build-up.
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TreyFlowers posted...

Again, why do Americans get in such a huff about racism against Jews, overtly more than any other race?

I know American public schools are a failure. But don't tell me their history classes are so bad that you actually have to ask THAT question.

Also, Jews aren't a race.
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DarkRoast posted...

He's a boring, milquetoast left-leaning centrist.

He's a fucking Republican who signed up for the wrong party, was Strom Thurmond's sidekick, voted against desegregation and gay rights, told rich donors "Fundamentally nothing will change.", and much, much more.

Oh, and get this: he wants to work with Republicans and thinks they were such good boys before Trump came along. What the fuck was he even doing as VP besides creeping on little girls?! Not paying attention to the fuckers obstructing Obama every step of the way, that's for sure.

Biden is a shitstain of a human being. The only chance we have of removing Trump is to sink Biden before he's nominated so the DNC has to pick someone who actually stands a chance and not the biggest corporate whore willing to step up. Because all the shit Bernie could have rightfully attacked him on, the GOP propaganda machine will instead. And people will turn on Biden the more they learn about him.

Do you really want to see how scary Fox News can be when they can weaponize the truth for once?

Bernie was the correct answer. Both in 2016 and 2020.

If Queen Hillary couldn't beat Trump, what makes you think any other establishment Democrat can? She was the strongest of them all. Oh? You think Trump is weaker this election? Even though he's an incumbent and he is losing no real amount of support since his cult is still going strong? Oh please.....

John Kerry wasn't offensive in any way. Yet, he couldn't even beat a bona fide war criminal simply because he didn't energize the left. Elections are glorified popularity contests.
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mustachedmystic posted...

Did they cancel Uncle Ben yet?

I believe one robber did cancer Ben Parker, yes.
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Yes.

Kirby could also defeat Darkseid forever where Superman has failed.
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So now that Persona 5 is relevant again

"Again" implies it was ever relevant.

3 million is nothing these days. You have to get to 7 million sales to be relevant, and 10 million for full mainstream status.

And none of them. Persona's artstyle is hideous and I hate it even more since IS decided to rip it off as their latest plan to make Fire Emblem even worse.
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