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Unsugarized_Foo
07/14/20 6:59:08 PM
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Is he the super spreader or the ultimate social distance champion?

Can you even spread Covid in one day after quarantining all year? Is traveling fast enough to ignite the atmosphere enough to sterilize everything?

Does Christmas magic trump science? Is science the real Christmas magic?

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Hikewne
07/14/20 7:03:51 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath
07/14/20 7:04:41 PM
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Did someone find Santa's old racist tweets or something?

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SocksForWokMAX2
07/14/20 7:05:50 PM
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Cause the bad kids get coal and that's now offensive?
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dib153
07/14/20 7:06:52 PM
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SocksForWokMAX2 posted...
Cause the bad kids get coal and that's now offensive?

Ohhhhh I wanna make a moddable post so bad rn

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Questionmarktarius
07/14/20 7:06:56 PM
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Something something privilege something something.
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Unsugarized_Foo
07/14/20 7:08:27 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Did someone find Santa's old racist tweets or something?

I guess he sorta does the black face unintentionally with the chimney rummaging. Unless you believe in black Santa

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Master_Bass
07/14/20 7:10:04 PM
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Santa's mall appearances are totally cancelled at least.

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Guerrilla Soldier
07/14/20 7:11:04 PM
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at this point i wouldnt be surprised if santa died from covid

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IronWolf87
07/14/20 7:17:59 PM
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Santa is really old and obese with a poor diet. If he gets covid it's not gonna be pretty.
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TheoryzC
07/14/20 7:27:45 PM
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Weirdo sneaking in to peoples houses

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MabusIncarnate
07/14/20 7:31:32 PM
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That summabitch come on my property imma be waiting with my shotgun

MURICA

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emagdnE
07/14/20 7:32:39 PM
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The fucker who runs an elf slavery ring?

Let's cancel the hell out of him.
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pepper2012
07/14/20 7:33:08 PM
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I bet you'll see the same suburban moms that wanna cancel Christmas still force their kids to go to church during the holidays

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TommyG663513
07/14/20 7:40:04 PM
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He literally sees children when they're sleeping and knows when they're awake. He knows if the children have been bad or good so let's cancel this freak Santa for goodness sake!

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modena
07/14/20 8:00:28 PM
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War on Xmas before October? Jesus,dont give Fox news any ideas lol.

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__aCEr__
07/14/20 8:08:53 PM
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Let's just do what the NBA is doing and put all the holiday entities in a complex at Disney World.

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kingdrake2
07/14/20 8:23:02 PM
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Future_Trunks posted...
jimmy kimmel can laugh about it


jimmy kimmel had the best ideas....
hop on pop!.
breakfast in the shower.

all great ideas.
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