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JBaLLEN66
07/12/20 2:54:42 AM
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If I'm feeling lower calorie, I get myself a thin crust pineapple, chicken, bacon, and jalepeno pizza from papa johns. I don't get how anyone can eat a nasty ass pepperoni pizza and chimp at pineapple pizza. Pepperoni pizza is gross and greasy af lol

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dj1200
07/12/20 2:58:45 AM
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'chimp'? never heard that one.

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Ser_Jaker
07/12/20 3:00:52 AM
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Only a incell virgin would dislike a chad pineapple hawaiian pizza

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FinalFantasy462
07/12/20 3:02:02 AM
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It makes it too sweet I guess, idk

Ive had a chicken and pineapple pizza before and it was amaze...
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Sictis
07/12/20 3:07:20 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
chimp at pineapple pizza


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kingdrake2
07/12/20 3:35:56 AM
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i had no choice. went to the grocery outlet bargain market and the pizza choices had a 3$ 4$ or 5$ i chose the 5$ version

all they had was canadian and pineapple.
will i go again? yes.
but maybe once a month we easily could go through 20$ no problem.

i'm also going to start walking on the other side of the road, rather take a wait instead of heading into that pothole again (it screwed us for a week) have to use crutches and a splint.

make that one crutch as a cane.
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Crazyman93
07/12/20 3:39:06 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
If I'm feeling lower calorie
... Okay, why the FUCK are you ordering pizza if you care about calories?

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Illuminoius
07/12/20 3:42:13 AM
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it's not, it's just a meme to complain about it
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Chicken
07/12/20 3:44:10 AM
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Its not a big deal. At least here in Canada youll always find Hawaiian (Ham and Pineapple) near the very top of every pizza menu out there. Its just that some influential memelord that doesnt like pineapple mustve raised a stink about it and idiots who cant think for themselves clung onto it hard.

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masticatingman
07/12/20 3:53:44 AM
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Sweet topping on a savory dish. Nah.

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Ermac
07/12/20 3:55:00 AM
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Pepperoni pizza is only too greasy when theres too much pepperoni on it

Pineapple adds a lot of moisture to the pizza, making it not cook as well. Same with ham/canadian bacon

Theyre both delicious though. Only pizza I dont like is anything with onions, chicken, or ranch instead of marinara sauce

I get that a chicken bacon ranch pizza sounds like a good idea in theory, but in reality it tastes like feet

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Arcanine2009
07/12/20 4:05:15 AM
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pineapple is alright. they should make strawberry as a topping as a thing

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dib153
07/12/20 4:42:17 AM
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The problem is that most places dont dry their pineapples, theyre still swimming in the syrup from the can. If they were to drain them, and maybe even Pat them try with a paper towel, it would eliminate the problem of having a soggy shit pizza

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apocalyptic_4
07/12/20 4:45:16 AM
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Fruit does not belong on a pizza

Especially pineapple of all things.

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Solid Snake07
07/12/20 4:49:50 AM
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I love a bbq pizza with pineapple, chicken, bacon, onions, and jalepeno.

But let's not pretend the toppings of your pizza is "low calorie". Adding pineapple to pizza is just adding sugar on top of your loaf of cheese bread.

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SoundNetwork
07/12/20 4:51:29 AM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
Fruit does not belong on a pizza

Especially pineapple of all things.
TIL: pizza sauce does not belong on a pizza

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Solid Snake07
07/12/20 4:54:17 AM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
Fruit does not belong on a pizza

Especially pineapple of all things.


.....just out of curiosity, what fruit belongs on pizza more? Lol

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Chicken
07/12/20 4:56:11 AM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
Fruit does not belong on a pizza


what a fucking dumb opinion.

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emagdnE
07/12/20 5:07:57 AM
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I just got a pineapple desert pizza with a waffle crust from Wal-Mart.

Haven't tried it yet. But who would argue against pineapple on THAT pizza?

apocalyptic_4 posted...
Fruit does not belong on a pizza

I've got some bad news for you about tomatoes.....
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Thompson
07/12/20 5:08:55 AM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
Fruit does not belong on a pizza
FYI, tomato is a fruit. A berry, to be precise.

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One_Day_Remains
07/12/20 5:09:47 AM
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Doesn't suit hot/warm tomato sauce at all but obviously its tastefulness varies wildly from person to person. It's honestly tiresome arguing about it. You either like it or you don't.
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Sariana21
07/12/20 5:11:06 AM
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emagdnE posted...


I've got some bad news for you about tomatoes.....
And peppers!

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One_Day_Remains
07/12/20 5:12:48 AM
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But I will say it's weird af that TC considers pepperoni pizza greasy. There's literally nothing greasy about pepperoni... at all.
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Crazyman93
07/12/20 5:27:29 AM
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Thompson posted...
FYI, tomato is a fruit. A berry, to be precise.
Yes, but it's used more like a vegetable in culinary practice.

apocalyptic_4 posted...
Fruit does not belong on a pizza

Especially pineapple of all things.
Speaking from experience, apples are worse on pizza.

Ermac posted...
ranch instead of marinara sauce
What sort of marijuana infested pizza shops are you going to? Jesus that sounds DISGUSTING

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CraziestCal
07/12/20 5:30:12 AM
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That is the beauty of pizza, you can add what you want as a topping. That is why it is a high tier food.

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