Lurker > emagdnE

Confirm.

There is no such fucking thing as a "SJW". They are a boogeyman of the right.

Who is your prime example? Anita Sarkeesian? She's just an attention whore. She was on The Colbert Report right after Bayonetta 2 came out and she couldn't name a single game game that represents the trends (That do actually exist.) she rails against when Stephen Colbert asked her to named some games? She's not out to push an agenda. She's a scam artist. She has no influence.

I mean, she used Princess Peach as an example of how Nintendo is sexist over the butchering of Samus' character in Other M. And I know she's never commented on Fire Emblem characters like Nowi, Tharja, and ESPECIALLY Camilla who actually validate her narrative. She doesn't give a fuck about the "cause" at all.

But the alleged polar opposite of the SJW, MRAs, "red pillers", etc., they are unfortunately very real. And they're annoying as fuck.
---

I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy... All right, give me the bomb. -Ultra Magnus

He commits the very crime he rails against. And since he's a shitty moronic NPC trainer, he sucks at it and only ends up getting his pokmon buddies hurt. HE'S the one abusing pokmon!

And then there's Ghetsis..... he's cartoonishly evil. Kinda like Garon from Fire Emblem: Fates. (They both raise children to be their mentally deficient pawns and are obsessed with dragons with the power over one form of H20 or another~.) But even worse.

But that's not what makes him a FF tier villain. Oh no. It's his completely shitty, insane, and idiotic plan:

If he's the only trainer with pokmon in Unova, he will rule Unova!!11!!11!!11!

Yeah..... no. That's like "If I'm the only one with guns, I rule Camelot!" But even worse.

You know guns exist in Pokmon, right? That's why there's references to guns and bullets with attacks like Water Gun, Bullet Seed, Bullet Punch, etc.

Second..... a trainer from somewhere else can just stroll along and destroy his shitty team. Especially if there's Fairy type attacks involved. His stupid cartoon dragon with sock puppet heads is going to die.

Good god..... even Maxie's plan to make Earth one huge desert made more fucking sense than this.

-And thanks to B/W's shifted focus to more story in Pokmon, we've had to suffer through Lillie's Cutscene Hell. It's all B/W's fault Game Freak thought it would be a good idea for endless cutscenes of a little girl and her mommy issues to be the focus of Sun/Moon and not your personal journey as a pokmon trainer or even the Ultra Beasts + Necrozma which actually are pretty cool and interesting. (Except Stakataka, that's some Fifth Generation level design right there.)

-The new animated sprites were pixelated and awful. Especially for most of the older pokmon where they completely half-assed the animations because they weren't expected to be seen.

-I cannot emphasize enough in the words of the English language how completely and utterly stupid, uncreative, and awful in every way the FUCKING ICE CREAM POKMON are.

So yeah..... Pokmon Black/White may just very well be the worst game(s) of all time.

B2/W2 were also completely unnecessary and the only reason people care about them is because of all the older Gym Leaders/Elite Four. So what? They half-assed their sprites. Flannery and Candice have the same base. Also, they're NPCs with little to no real fleshed out characterization that are associated with some pokmon you steamroll along the way to your quest to..... get the E4 shit out of the way so you can get full access to all the pokmon you want to catch and raise for your competitive team.

Its a prevalent incurable disease called shit taste that causes them to love it, but you should not try to show compassion towards them because fuck 'em.

Fixed that for you.
---

I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy... All right, give me the bomb. -Ultra Magnus

Oh dear sweet fucking Arceus, where do I fucking begin?!

-Each and every last Fifth Generation pokmon is fucking awful.

Do I need to say anything more than that? Seriously?

Fucking ice cream pokmon. Okay? Are we done? Can we move on?

You're really going to make me go over more of them? Oh fuck off.....

Living garbage bags, a candle with eye stickers put onto it that evolves into a lantern with eye stickers put onto it that evolves into a chandelier with eye stickers put onto it, a snot nosed polar bear that evolves into a polar bear whose only notable features that distinguish it from any other cartoon polar bear is a snot beard and crotch fur, Tauros with an afro, the Pachirisu evolution that isn't a Pachirisu evolution and therefore has no reason to exist, the Luvdisc evolution that isn't one and has no reason to exist, palette swap genies, palette swap monkeys, goth abominations, the pink Drowzee and Hypno knockoffs, the steroid clown Mach- line knockoffs, the stupid Geodude and evolution line knockoffs, the stupid puppy that looks like someone threw a pie at its face that involves into god knows what, the drug addicted Rattata and Raticate ripoffs, generic cartoon deer, generic cartoon crab demented ripoffs of Raikou, Entei, and Suicune, oh, and did I mention there's FUCKING ICE CREAM POKMON?! Because that's the only thing I needed to say.

This generation was entirely creatively bankrupt and many pokmon just plain hideous. And you cannot convince me that a horsey god created these monstrosities. Oh no. The ice cream pokmon are something a five year old human child of below average brain capacity would come up with. But it turns out it was a British adult male. What?

-The metagame got fucked up big time through Hidden Abilities. lolSpeed Boost Blaziken. lolMoxie Salamence. (Although Moxie Salamence isn't so good these days thanks to the incredibly broken Mega Salamence. Intimidate is now better because you can have Salamence debuff your opponent THEN Mega Evolve and proceed to fuck the opponent to death. God help him/her if you get to pull off a Dragon Dance.) lolWeather Wars. It was fine and dandy to have pokmon with Drizzle and Drought back in the Third Generation since it was just for two pokmon designed to be "ubers" and banned from any serious tournament. Those abilities were NEVER meant to be given to others.

-The Fifth Generation introduced no real core mechanic changes to advance the franchise as the previous generations, and even the Sixth Generation with the much welcomed Fairy type (Even if the only good Fairy type pokmon are legendaries. Clefable couldn't keep up with the power creep. of Sun/Moon.) It basically feels like a shitty unofficial expansion for D/P. Except it IS official. Well fuck.....

-Oh, but it did introduce something we're still suffering from (other than the Unova pokmon): the cancerous new EXP mechanics. Sun/Moon introducing Hyper Training was a great step forward. But..... fucking B/W EXP mechanics making a return and the level requirement of level 100 meant we didn't even fucking get to use it. Joy.

-The story is fucking Final Fantasy levels of awful (Read: The lowest level. Below fanfiction tier.) and anyone who thinks it's actually good has nothing but my venomous contempt.

Did you play (Ultra) Sun/Moon and hate Lillie? Well guess what? There's two human characters in the franchise that are worse than Lillie: N and Ghetsis. (And you have to suck REALLY hard to be a worse character than a fucking waifubait loli.) And guess which game gave us these fucking Final Fantasy villains in my fucking Pokmon?

N is a wretched failure. He fails to tackle the ethical issue of the Pokmon franchise in any meaningful way. He basically treats you like a Nazi for being a pokmon trainer. Then he follows up his sanctimonious speeches by..... challenging you to a pokmon battle.
---

I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy... All right, give me the bomb. -Ultra Magnus