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| Topic | You think Demi Lovato knows she's bottom barrel, no effort pop garbage? |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 4:20:45 PM #8 | You guys realize none of those people actually write their own songs, right? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Being a woman is life in easy mode |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 3:42:01 PM #3 | And the only thing they have to do is NOT stuff their faces with cheesecake and donuts every single day. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Democrats have 10 point lead on generic ballot |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 3:26:18 PM #14 | My dick has a 10 point lead on Chad, still doesn't mean she's going to fuck me. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | When a girl is like, 'I love snacks and napping!' my reaction is exactly this |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 12:17:44 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Why doesn't abstinence only sex ed work? |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 10:23:48 AM #80 | There is no "sex ed." There is no one over the age of 12 who doesn't know how sex works, or what condom/BC pills are. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | turns out mouth breathing is making us all fat and sick |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 10:21:18 AM #8 | |
| Topic | Two cucks, one girl. |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 10:07:52 AM #27 | I love how the girl is like, "Neither of them are seeing anyone else, but if they did it would be fine!" PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | CE's OFFICIAL 2018 4th of July Topic! |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 9:08:47 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Happy Independence Day, US of A ! <3 |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 6:44:29 AM #4 | Kickflip posted... Cultureless country This is the foreign equivalent of Americans saying they have no accent. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | What's your longest deed session? |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 6:41:03 AM #4 | i dont remember, but one time i hooked up this college kids Nintendo 64 for like 3 and half hours --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | CE's OFFICIAL 2018 4th of July Topic! |
| deupd_u 07/04/18 6:27:24 AM #1 | Discuss 4th of July related material here!  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | 4th of July fireworks should be banned |
| deupd_u 07/03/18 8:11:13 PM #11 | I hate all fireworks. I just want to sleep. When I was in college, there was some guy across the block that would light fireworks for about a week before and week after every holiday, it was the worst. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Would you have a threesome with two Taylor Swifts? |
| deupd_u 07/03/18 4:12:38 PM #13 | deupd_u posted... That would be like, 10ft worth of legs wrapped around me 10 feet worth of legs  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | This person says he's 5'9". Does he look 5'9"? |
| deupd_u 07/03/18 12:25:00 PM #7 | I have mixed emotions about this guy, just glancing at his profile. On one hand, he has almost a million followers, so he must be doing something right. On the other hand, he's trying way too damn hard, and it comes off as sad and small dicked. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Would you have a threesome with two Taylor Swifts? |
| deupd_u 07/03/18 11:00:58 AM #8 | That would be like, 10ft worth of legs wrapped around me --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | it's sad that poor conservatives exist |
| deupd_u 07/03/18 9:35:24 AM #2 | https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/844/770/e9d.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | i lied to my gf about being a virgin |
| deupd_u 07/03/18 9:21:52 AM #64 | Eternalistic posted... she was incredibly interested in my "number of partners". This was in the talking stage so I made it up so she'd like me. Women ask me this all the time, and it took me a while to figure out. The "correct" response to this question is 17. No matter what, just say 17. Your only mistake here was blowing it up on purpose. It was a lie that didn't matter. It could not have been found out in any conceivable way, and it did nothing but benefit you. She doesn't matter, anyway. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Mother confronts Scott Pruitt at DC restaurant |
| deupd_u 07/02/18 7:20:13 PM #17 | |
| Topic | Finally, a political party Morgan Stanley bankers can get behind |
| deupd_u 07/02/18 7:01:05 PM #3 | Antifar posted... I'm dying You are more easily amused than a cat. What the hell is wrong with you? A guy who has a job tries to get into politics. And? You don't see a lot of homeless trying to do it, do you? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | My ass a lot like da Florida beaches |
| deupd_u 07/02/18 8:42:52 AM #7 | Nobody actually enjoys it, it just looks good in photos --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | How would you react if a woman stuck her finger up your butt during sex? |
| deupd_u 07/01/18 6:45:08 PM #43 | I would cut her finger off with my sphincter like a cigar cutter. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Old but gold. Gimme that K-Pack. |
| deupd_u 07/01/18 4:09:07 PM #2 | >"vice" >"weed" *Topic List* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | MatPat and Game Grumps both start fun playthroughs of Detroit: Become Human |
| deupd_u 07/01/18 2:09:29 PM #21 | Funkydog posted... deupd_u posted...Sidebar: I hate when internet people pretend things aren't scripted. They had an episode, I forget what of, where they said, "People think the 10 Minute Power Hour is scripted? HAHA! As if that garbage had to be scripted!" and then they immediately proceed to make it extremely scripted and try to involves the cringey nobodies who work for them. Obviously it's not written out word for word, but it's a lot more "produced" than they want people to believe. Lol guys. 10 Minute Power Hour is 100% unscripted. Im flattered that anyone thinks it feels scripted!! It seems like a nice complement. https://twitter.com/egoraptor/status/993706229007437824?lang=en --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | A Genie snaps his fingers, and the next sentence you say will become reality. |
| deupd_u 07/01/18 11:59:02 AM #17 | I have 1 neapolitan ice cream sam https://wellsmanagedcontent.blob.core.windows.net/products/wells-foodservice/big-neapolitan-sandwich.v1.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Is there an ignored user cap? |
| deupd_u 07/01/18 11:52:44 AM #3 | KlownArt posted... I would try going outside for a bit. But then CE would remain in my realm of existence. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | reminder that this exists (pic) |
| deupd_u 07/01/18 11:52:01 AM #6 | 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... TCs tag checks out You are the only one who can see your own tags. This post means absolutely nothing to anyone but you. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Is there an ignored user cap? |
| deupd_u 07/01/18 11:50:43 AM #1 | I want to ignore everyone on CE --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | The coasts should just secede and let middle america ruin themselves |
| deupd_u 07/01/18 11:48:14 AM #2 | But they should lose rights because of my feelings! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Kari from Mythbusters |
| deupd_u 07/01/18 9:07:21 AM #13 | I read the Amazon preview of her new book "Crash Test Girl," and she talks about how she was ho-ing it up as a shot girl before Mythbusters. "...I stood inside a cage and poured Hennessy into people's open mouths through the bars." tfw you will never have a slutty, 27 year old K.By. shower you with booze --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I eat too many dates. But I can't make them stay (in my stomach) |
| deupd_u 07/01/18 8:45:54 AM #2 | Hey, hey, hey. Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and dirty, dirty cheats of the world you could've been getting down to this sick beet https://parkseed.com/images/xxl/05048.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | MatPat and Game Grumps both start fun playthroughs of Detroit: Become Human |
| deupd_u 07/01/18 7:18:23 AM #17 | Sidebar: I hate when internet people pretend things aren't scripted. They had an episode, I forget what of, where they said, "People think the 10 Minute Power Hour is scripted? HAHA! As if that garbage had to be scripted!" and then they immediately proceed to make it extremely scripted and try to involves the cringey nobodies who work for them. Obviously it's not written out word for word, but it's a lot more "produced" than they want people to believe. Rooster Teeth does the same thing with the Podcast. Like they start telling a story about someone else at the company, and what a coincidence, the person involved just so happens to be right there watching behind the scene, in camera make-up, every single time. And then they act surprised about it. They try really hard to make everything seem happenstance. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | "Dont sit next to me. I dont want people to think we're together" |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 9:49:14 PM #12 | Who ARE these "people?" *Seinfeld bass* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Man, my mom is driving me nuts >_> |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 9:02:11 PM #6 | I think the enter key on your keyboard is broken --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | After 27 years I am FINALLY getting the hang of shaving |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 5:45:23 PM #13 | clearaflagrantj posted... my dad gave me his electric razor Ewwwww --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Why b7? Educate me. |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 3:22:36 PM #2 | |
| Topic | The Imaginarium of Dr. Jordan Peterson |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 3:04:11 PM #19 | SmidgeIsntBack posted... deupd_u posted...out of context  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Russians purchased 500,000 baseball bats in one year but only one ball: report |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 2:58:24 PM #3 | I highly doubt only 1 baseball was sold in the entire country of Russia. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | The Imaginarium of Dr. Jordan Peterson |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 2:43:03 PM #7 | Abyssea posted... deupd_u posted...I didn't know a thing about Jordon Peterson The entire purpose of the video was to take things out of context. You know that. You have to know that. Also, the dude who made it is the least surprising thing I could imagine.  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | The Imaginarium of Dr. Jordan Peterson |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 2:36:28 PM #4 | I didn't know a thing about Jordon Peterson So I'm going to watch, what is an obvious hit-piece, to learn more! https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.321050332.0769/ap,550x550,16x12,1,transparent,t.png --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Reminder that Trump believes vaccines cause autism |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 12:59:49 PM #3 | |
| Topic | This final send off picture from toys r us will break your heart |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 12:50:06 PM #24 | Master_Bass posted... Bain Capital takes another victim. You have absolutely no clue how Bain Capital works. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | $73 or everyone in the world gets a delicious slice of cake |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 12:39:10 PM #42 | Cake, then start a gofundme and just say "I got everyone the cake, plz donate" --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I wanted to try Taco Bell but didn't like that the Dollar Menu was more than $1. |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 12:13:43 PM #3 | wat https://www.tacobell.com/food/dollar-cravings --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Is Michael Ian Black the most annoying liberal on Twitter? |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 12:11:38 PM #9 | Wow. He's literally saying the NRA colluded with Russia. I couldn't make something like this up. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I woke up in Ed Sheeran's body. |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 10:31:12 AM #4 | "Ed Sheeran" is what English people call hair cuts --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Don't forget when our former president used the race card about if he had a son |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 10:26:19 AM #5 | |
| Topic | Don't forget when our former president used the race card about if he had a son |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 9:00:27 AM #1 | President Barack Obama: "If I had a son, he would look like Vaporeon."  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Theoretically Trump could just encourage his supporters to murder opponents |
| deupd_u 06/30/18 8:47:44 AM #8 | KiwiTerraRizing posted... wackyteen posted...Yeah this wouldn't end horribly. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/3e/01/cb3e014d6122af3b43933bb571859ae7.png --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
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