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What were you basing your hate on if you'd never listened to their biggest album?

I'm gonna start one in 2018 and finish it in 2019.

Similarly, where is Dane Cook?

I thought this line from a review was good:

"Stan and Ollie is a movie about a comedy duo that has seen better days, while Holmes & Watson merely stars one."

Dude just wants a baseball team.

Grown man watching GMA.

No the whole point of the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is to get that last bit of shittiness in before you make the resolution to be a better person in the new year.

Conflict = Reggie confirmed

Hey it's entirely possible the Sunday paper is still there because he hasn't solved the Slylock Fox case yet.

tfw you put all of the movie's funny bits in the trailer and none of those bits are funny

Guess that's where all the shit goes when she's Warned.

Shouldn't be too hard without all the poor drivers up there.

She knows, man. She was there when it was invented.

"We aren't planning on doing anything about it."

I use DK.

This man has never had alcohol either. He has never known the thrill of drunk coastering.

If he gave you a Farva, he's trying to tell you something.

They're all in the pockets of Big Globe.

TC just lucky Joe Pesci is retired.

What better way to celebrate than to go see Vice. Opening nationwide today!

No one must know I dropped my glasses in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.

Thanks for ruining Christmas.

I bet Falco is anti-Semitic.

A black rabbit. That guy fucks A LOT.

I'll drink whatever chips I want.

This dude is not so great with Twitter.

Better than last season.

If it's the chlorine why aren't they just stealing unused tampons?

Nothing says "I'm not crazy" more than going offsite to count how many times somebody talked about a movie you didn't like.

Probably shouldn't be a ride share driver if you're gonna pull a knife on a drunk chick at the drop of a hat.

fat Eric from Tim and Eric on the far left and Boogie from the past on the far right.

Shitty topic title for a shitty video brought to us by a shitty poster with shitty bed sheets.

If you don't share a picture of a place you went did you really even go to that place?

I have a raspberry pi but after I got a SNES classic and put more games on it I stopped using the pi.

Yeah it seems like a movie that would have trouble finding an audience.

Dunkin' and Spunkin'

I've taken your suggestion of Googling "joke" and apparently a joke is supposed to be funny.

Gotta keep your grenades somewhere.

You've really never heard someone wish a Happy New Year before the new year?

Oh there's a Baltimore in Ohio. I was gonna say that's definitely not the first dead person found in Baltimore.

Just remember the basics of CQC.

If you have an easier way to moon the English I'd love to hear it.

Seems to me that gay porn would be twice as seedy as straight porn.

No it's always a high school math class that I'm completely clueless in.

When the poles melt where is Santa going to live?

Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?

When Sakurai was explaining spirits I thought it would be an uninteresting thing that I wouldn't bother with but I think they might be my favorite part of the game. The team was really clever with matching the battle conditions with the spirits.

Gotta go fast...to the blu-ray bargain bin.

All the detail that was going to be used on the face was expended on the veiny hands.