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Antifar
12/20/18 8:37:44 PM
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Crimson_Angel
12/20/18 8:38:15 PM
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He died doing what he loves.
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E32005
12/20/18 8:38:43 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 8:39:02 PM
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Crimson_Angel posted...
He died doing what he loves.


And that's all anyone can ask for really.

RIP May you shoot straight up into heavens vagina.
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SterlingM
12/20/18 8:39:09 PM
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proof religion had it right
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MabusIncarnate
12/20/18 8:41:01 PM
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RIP masturbating otter died at the room shot up to 97 deeds
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Orthopox12
12/20/18 8:41:25 PM
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A truely tragic day
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bladegash
12/20/18 8:45:31 PM
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There was a video of him working his own D...

Is that even legal...
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WilliamPorygon
12/20/18 8:50:40 PM
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yusiko
12/23/18 6:01:24 AM
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this topic is especially funny if you know that an otter is a gay term for a body type
why we keep comparing men to animals i dont know

but everyone knows a bear is a big hairy man
well an otter is a small hairy man
so kind of like a twink only hairy
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Yomi
12/23/18 6:04:56 AM
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yusiko posted...
why we keep comparing men to animals i dont know
Maybe because humans are animals too?
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Kanaya413
12/23/18 6:18:26 AM
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Me
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catboy0_0
12/23/18 6:24:50 AM
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Crimson_Angel posted...
He died doing what he loves.

haha
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NeonOctopus
12/23/18 6:25:32 AM
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Ryuko_Chan
12/23/18 12:07:24 PM
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*CElutes*
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PIITB415
12/23/18 12:07:52 PM
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TheDogfather
12/23/18 12:08:36 PM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
*CElutes*

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Zack_Attackv1
12/23/18 12:10:23 PM
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FursonaNonGrata
12/23/18 12:10:30 PM
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God I wish that were me
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AsucaHayashi
12/23/18 12:37:17 PM
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topic title had me fooled.

i was literally expecting an otter jacking it with his paws instead of watching him performing autofellatio.
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ZombiePelican
12/23/18 12:52:10 PM
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averagejoel
12/23/18 12:59:25 PM
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pouring one out for my spirit animal
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Touch
12/23/18 1:00:38 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
R.I.P. Masturbating Otter

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Butterfiles
12/23/18 1:05:18 PM
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I wonder if he ever saw the chonk otter
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smoliske
12/23/18 1:05:25 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
RIP masturbating otter died at the room shot up to 97 deeds


LMFAO
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Jiek_Fafn
12/23/18 1:05:33 PM
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yes, that was Eddie who displayed so much confidence in front of zoo guests.

I can only hope the same is said about me on my next trip to the zoo. RIP little guy.
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Serious Cat
12/23/18 1:08:05 PM
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The "otter eroticism" comment on the video wins the internet.
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ReginaldClovis
12/23/18 1:12:27 PM
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SterlingM posted...
proof religion had it right


He lived about 6 years longer than most male otters though...
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vocedelmorte
12/23/18 1:16:36 PM
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ReginaldClovis posted...
SterlingM posted...
proof religion had it right


He lived about 6 years longer than most male otters though...

proof religion had it wrong
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__aCEr__
12/23/18 1:18:22 PM
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Dunkin' and Spunkin'
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SterlingM
12/23/18 1:30:30 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
ReginaldClovis posted...
SterlingM posted...
proof religion had it right


He lived about 6 years longer than most male otters though...

proof religion had it wrong

More time for the devil to take his soul
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WesternMedia
12/24/18 11:42:37 PM
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That otter be a unique way to die
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gguirao
12/25/18 3:04:02 AM
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RIP.
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slimfizzle2
12/25/18 3:08:02 AM
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I'm deeding out of respect.

Ok fine I'm horny and lonely
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bossjony
12/25/18 3:26:52 AM
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Unsugarized_Foo
12/25/18 3:29:04 AM
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Blind and had hairy palms? Lawd
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slimfizzle2
12/25/18 3:51:17 AM
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bossjony posted...
@DocileOrangeCup

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CM_Ponch
12/25/18 3:58:11 AM
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Rip Lil buddy
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kingdrake2
12/25/18 4:52:22 AM
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bladegash posted...
There was a video of him working his own D...

Is that even legal...


it's legal. should it be on youtube. probably not.

it isn't the only animal that jacks off.
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CM_Ponch
12/25/18 4:01:05 PM
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Bump for a hero
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