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Milhouse: I have nothing to offer you but my love.
Mr. Burns: I specifically said no geeks.
Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool.
Mr. Burns: Next!

That's a lie! I'm an antiquarian, dammit!

Again with the Klingons.

There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!

There's not? You used me, Skinner! You used me!

Just realized there's a new Dankmus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMmxSEiqtdQ&ab_channel=Dankmus

That after hours NVDA

NVDA carrying a load for me like it's a 4090 running Jedi: Survivor.

When I was a pup we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!

BBBY is getting delisted next week. It's over.

Not sure you're going to find a lot of ice hockey fans in Hawaii.

Eventually. It's butting right up against Zelda's release so I'll just get it during a sale later in the year.

The Disney "live-action" movies are creatively bankrupt.

He would absolutely crumble from Trump's insults.

In which TC finds out someone has blocked him.

Gwynevere posted...

I mean, it's Zelda; what else do we expect besides do dungeons -> beat Ganon?

Well the big question that the developers have avoided is are there traditional dungeons in this game?

What if cops just hug people around the neck until they peacefully go to sleep?

All the dinosaurs got the jab.

At best those games were just okay. I haven't heard anyone talk about them in 30 years. I don't really know why they think the audience for this will be worth the manufacturing costs.

Even if Russia manages to secure whatever territory they're trying to take, they'll be dealing with an insurgency for years.

What is the line of succession if Error is unable to perform his mod duties?

lol they didn't even let him have a goodbye show.

You know all those naked old men wandering around the locker room? When they entered the gym they were layered up like they were about to climb Everest.

Why vote to clean up a landfill when the trash is leaving in about a week?

ChrisReeve posted...

I own over 25 billion of those tokens. ^_^

Which is like $10.

Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

$600-$1000 is like a budget for just the GPU.

Nothing beats scissors.

Whoops our bombs fell out.

Okay that guy's entire feed is conspiratorial nonsense.

Looks like someone got into the weed a day early.

Looks like he's sliding in, blasting the alien, and then he's gonna finish it off with a punch to the groin.

Just fake your death.

Wow this dude knows about the Big Dipper. Please get inside me.

SMAL in shambles.

My bladder can't sit in a movie theater that long. They should bring back intermissions.

Escalated the situation...by getting away from her.

But have you seen the paint decals?

Cat was like "you're not gonna show anyone that are you?"

CableZL posted...

Why is the document not on a government web page if the US Senate released it?

https://www.marshall.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/sen-marshall-releases-bombshell-covid-19-origins-report/

Well every one of your opinions is garbage so this tracks.

Thats cause droids dont pull peoples sausages out of their sockets when they lose.

Yeah that's definitely going to become a whole ordeal if the property owner finds out an additional person has been living in the house for an extended period of time.

DKBananaSlamma posted...

I guess they drove Goofy Jr. to the middle of a field somewhere and let him go free

Maybe they sent him into space with Donny Osmond.

Finally Sunhawk is publishing all those fictional stories he's written over the years.

Yeah there's no way you're gonna walk those comments back.

Must have been a Dark Souls NPC.

How will someone know how learned and sophisticated I am if they don't see my shelves lined with manga?

The Amish run a lot of puppy mills, too.

The thing they don't tell you about the Jedi is they get their power from the blood of slave children.