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VectorChaos posted...

Remember when Jim Carrey was funny and talked with his ass before he went crazy?

Now he draws people who talk out of their ass.

You don't have Coffeebeanz to kick around anymore!

*makes new account a couple days later*

Done being quiet? You never shut up about this shit.

The same ghost her grandmother fucked.

DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

The thinking is that why sleep with him if he couldn't do something for you, i.e. help you out with a project he was involved with.

Weinstein was the most powerful man in Hollywood. His influence wasn't confined to the Weinstein Company.

Don't even have a mini-system, just put everything inside a Duke controller.

Zikten posted...

didn't some guy hide a proposal inside the new Spider-Man ps4 game? and then she dumped him before the game came out

The thing that sucks about this Easter egg is the date Im making this video now, three, four weeks ago, my girlfriend dumped me to go with my brother, basically throwing away the five years we had together. Schultz said. He said his girlfriend added that the video game message wasnt the way she wanted to be proposed to, either.

Ouch

Do people really trade in a system during a game drought fully intending to buy it again later?

Trump admin goes to Jupiter to get more stupider.

This one was like a thousand times better than the Kaufman one. That's the only episode of AVGN I'll never watch again.

It feels like it's been crushing my soul far longer than that.

It was on Amazon Prime when I checked like a month ago but it looks like it's gone now.

The word count for all those performances is probably around 100 as well.

Took me a bit to recognize him.

I hope we get a top-down Zelda at some point this gen.

Looks like you're gonna be pulling a double shit.

Sure loving all this new blood like Biden and Pelosi. Really moving the party forward.

Dude is busy banging space babes while everyone on the away team not named Spock or McCoy dies.

It's a shame that such a good username belongs to such a terrible user.

That's not even subtle, Prada.

eston posted...

What the fuck happened to this guy

Somehow it's Joe Rogan's fault.

Record yourself committing domestic violence. Smart move.

Dude's been yo-yoing for a while.

Isn't the back where the cool kids sit?

LethalAffinity posted...

...Mamie Gummer? Lmfao

Moe Szyslak: That's the worst name I ever heard.

"Sakurai, please don't retire. We need you to make another Smash game."

"I'll do it. But on one condition."

Surely it didn't take him until his late 40s to realize he couldn't grow a beard.

Keep it in the Venezuela general.

There's a bomb in the Paz-agna?!

Kinda sounds like she's right, bro.

I honestly don't know why celebrities don't just delete all their tweets at the end of the each year. Hell, not even just celebrities. Is there any reason for anyone to keep some 140 character passing thought they had 5 years ago?

Can you describe the suspect?

Well I think it was one of those skeletons from Mexico.

Pen Island

As long as everyone involved kinda knows how to play and you leave the items on it's a fun time.

Bob the Tomato is red. You know who else is red? COMMUNISTS

Mr. Game & Watch

Smol is BY FAR the more unlikable one of this couple.

Tell me more about this Thomas Edison fellow.

littlebro07 posted...

Oh yay my city is making national news for something fucking stupid again

First a drunk lady sneaks into the zoo to pet a tiger and gets her hand ripped off and now the fucking Grinch is in charge of a school

Well then I know what to do with all the unused candy canes. Candy cane hook hands.

Panic at the Disco lead singer. I guess they spent all their money on Christoph Waltz.

Lurch wins Gaming Icon

Yeah the graphics for UA3 looked pretty bad.

Nintendo got the last word.

Who is the Designated Survivor if these 3 are on stage together?!

The_Scarecrow posted...

Thankfully, Geoff went through Eshit in 5 minutes instead of saving it for the main stage.

He said there was going to be more.