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Topicyou now remember the pokemon trozei commercial
Turducken
05/08/24 4:27:14 PM
#6
What in the god damn hell are you talking about?

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TopicList people worse at their job than DToast
Turducken
05/08/24 4:03:35 PM
#7
BToast
CToast

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TopicRocket Knight Adventures: Re-Sparked releases June 11th
Turducken
05/08/24 4:02:46 PM
#17
Re-Sparked? That's the best name they could come up with, huh?

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TopicWe've done so much but we still can't bring the dead back to life
Turducken
05/08/24 12:06:34 AM
#21
thronedfire2 posted...
there's a bunch of movies about this being a bad idea

Sometimes...dead is better.

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TopicWild orangutan observed treating wound with self-made poultice
Turducken
05/08/24 12:00:17 AM
#29
MICHALECOLE posted...

He read the bolded part, which is still impressive but much less so

One of my favorite comebacks in a while. Nicely done!

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TopicGen Zer says if you use this slang, you are OLD! Yolo, Slay, Vibe
Turducken
05/07/24 11:55:51 PM
#21
She's shocked hundreds!

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TopicDon't get mad at me Current Events
Turducken
05/07/24 11:55:06 PM
#32
AirFresh posted...
I just willingly ordered Dominos

I'm more mad at myself for having willingly ordered Dominos a week or so ago. Maybe they're alright other places, but the bumblefucks running the operation in town here shouldn't be trusted to stack actual dominos properly. Took like 10 minutes for them to figure out where the hell my pizza was, baffled by confusing information I gave like 'my name' and 'what was on the pizza', and then I find out the idiots couldn't even get the order right.

Thanks for reminding me why I haven't been to you in like a decade, Dominos. Maybe next decade I'll give you another chance.

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TopicHow fast can you run a mile CE?
Turducken
05/07/24 8:11:08 PM
#16
No idea. I take life one quarter-mile at a time...

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TopicWhat's a worse game mechanic?
Turducken
05/07/24 2:08:45 PM
#100
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
Fall damage has no place in 2d sidescrollers.

Prince of Persia is basically built around fall damage, so hard disagree.

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TopicYou can switch places with Drake, do you do it?
Turducken
05/07/24 1:34:54 PM
#20
Going on adventures with Sully and Elena? Sounds great!

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TopicDragon Ball Z Budokai 1 was underrated
Turducken
05/07/24 3:08:34 AM
#11
Wasn't it that you couldn't fire a (weird, incorrect-looking) Kamehameha without throwing a punch combo first, making them basically useless as an actual ranged attack?

Other than that, liked the game a fair bit.

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TopicWill you accept the results of the 2024 US Presidential election?
Turducken
05/06/24 2:36:59 PM
#10
hockeybabe89 posted...
Regardless of how catastrophic you feel certain results will be, will the person who gets the most Electoral College votes have legally won the election?

Well, this is a different question to accepting it in my book, so I don't know how to answer this.

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TopicDelivery driver shot 7 times at wrong address
Turducken
05/06/24 1:46:57 PM
#55
This nutcase had to have been chomping at the bit to shoot at someone, too. A car pulls into my driveway to turn around, it's probably out of the driveway and halfway down the street again before I would even notice, if I notice at all. This douche must've been out of those 'peering constantly out through the blinds' type around his neighborhood all day everyday, a gun 5 five feet as he lives in a never-ending state of complete terror at the black kid riding his bike down the street or the squirrel that scampers up on the porch.

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TopicIf you went to a Japanese public onsen with friends, how awkward was it?
Turducken
05/05/24 4:30:25 PM
#20
I'd freak me out so bad I'd get early onsen dementia.

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TopicIf you were dying, would you try to make amends?
Turducken
05/05/24 12:47:01 AM
#14
LonelyStoner posted...

If you burned bridges you wouldnt be the one responsible?

Meaning they might be cutting off the tie, but they didn't do the damage.

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TopicIf you were dying, would you try to make amends?
Turducken
05/05/24 12:44:28 AM
#13
That I've wronged? In theory, I guess, if the grievance was severe enough. If it was severe enough, though, I'd assume I've already tried to apologize for it.

For people that've wronged me? No. Having to fish it out from someone makes it fairly meaningless. Getting a pity apology because they think you're dying would make it completely meaningless.

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TopicAre Jay and Silent Bob funny?
Turducken
05/04/24 6:52:30 PM
#7
In small doses. I don't think they can carry their own movie.

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TopicMichael Jordan - What's the first thing that comes to mind? (Play, quote, etc)
Turducken
05/04/24 3:45:25 PM
#30
Murdering Larry Bird in a church after betraying the Looney Tunes and everything he supposedly held true and good to his heart. Fuck that gotdamn sumbitch Jordan!

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Topicis netflix still worth it in 2024?
Turducken
05/04/24 2:27:56 PM
#17
Personally, I let it lapse a few months ago and have been watching free shit on Tubi and Pluto, the Roku Channel and whatnot when I feel like watching something. Can't say I've really missed Netflix specifically.

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Topic"Think outside the box." What do you think of this phrase?
Turducken
05/04/24 12:26:44 AM
#5
I told my shipping company to think outside the box, and all the product they send arrives busted.

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TopicJP Morgan CEO: Americans in 'Good Shape' and 'Still Have Money from Covid
Turducken
05/04/24 12:13:12 AM
#35
Imbecile silver spoon CEO tries to squint real hard and pretend to imagine what it's like not having a house staff, film at 11.

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TopicIs it normal to be depressed and indifferent around your birthday
Turducken
05/03/24 10:19:23 PM
#13
I haven't given two shits about my birthday since I was like 12. Just another day.

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TopicI plan on drinking 8 bottled waters before 8 o clock
Turducken
05/03/24 8:15:11 PM
#9
1/4 of the time up. How's your progress?

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TopicHave you ever found a video game character attractive?
Turducken
05/03/24 3:03:07 AM
#2
Hornypolling is fine!

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TopicYou should drink more water
Turducken
05/02/24 10:24:33 PM
#20
Bishop_Hastur posted...
I drink enough to pee clear.

I drink enough that my pee is INVISIBLE.

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TopicWhat's a worse game mechanic?
Turducken
05/02/24 9:31:22 PM
#9
The only time I've ever had an issue with fall damage was in one of the Prince of Persia games (Sands of Time, I think), when I died somehow off full health from an approximately 15 foot fall, if that much. The concept itself is fine.

Don't mind item durability either, but I guess gun to my head I'd pick that one?

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TopicITT I announce the winner of my random giveaway!
Turducken
05/02/24 8:43:13 PM
#13
You DID IT!~

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TopicGuy tests if a Tesla Truck trunk will crush your finger
Turducken
05/02/24 5:46:44 PM
#15
Damn it, I was hoping the idiot would actually lose his finger.

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TopicDo you have any cool household gadgets?
Turducken
05/02/24 4:02:14 PM
#3
I use this tiny shovel for food.

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 11:32:17 PM
#357
I said BEEP.

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 11:13:42 PM
#337
I'll never have seniority!

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 11:02:43 PM
#326
pegusus123456 posted...
Wait, no hornyposting means you can't post the original lyrics to that song

Yeah, but as a pegasus, aren't ALL of your posts HORN-y?

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 10:52:05 PM
#314
I want to invite you all down to my compound in Idaho for a weekend.

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TopicThey gave my wife a Karen haircut
Turducken
05/01/24 10:51:10 PM
#10
Hypnospace posted...
At least say waifu

Yeah, that's the term for NORMAL PEOPLE.

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 10:42:00 PM
#301
Now, time to delete you all from the internet, forever...!

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 10:31:49 PM
#287
A Big Mac is supposedly a delicious hamburger-sandwich.

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 10:19:04 PM
#274
Milton.

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 10:08:01 PM
#259
An Hungarian Goose...?!?!

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 9:57:46 PM
#249
Does anyone here know how to work a squeezing chainsaw?

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 9:38:34 PM
#230
Now let's get to the call in Duluth...

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 9:22:23 PM
#219
If it wasn't for TONY, oooh---ooohh~~~

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TopicIs this place dead yet? Let's find out with a random giveaway!
Turducken
05/01/24 9:09:18 PM
#202
We are dead! We are ALL!!! DEAD!!

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TopicWelp, the Troopers are NOT fucking around today.
Turducken
05/01/24 12:12:48 PM
#29
Yeah, over 132 bucks for 7 mph past the limit is fucking absurd.

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TopicThe Rock consistently shows up 8 hours late to set and pees in water bottles
Turducken
04/30/24 3:34:19 PM
#31
How much time are you really saving peeing in a bottle? 5 minutes over the entire day? And of course that's just his own time he's supposedly saving; to hell with the poor crew member elected to deal with that shit.

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Topica short video showing how important social media can be
Turducken
04/29/24 2:36:19 AM
#4
Shit can be used as fertilizer; doesn't mean it isn't still shit.

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TopicI just hope I have money when I die.
Turducken
04/27/24 1:37:58 AM
#4
I'd rather die broke. Any money you didn't spend you basically wasted.

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TopicWhat will the last person on CE win?
Turducken
04/26/24 11:30:28 PM
#12
Six months from now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M4RbnxSLwo

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Topic"Libs act like Republicans are cartoon villains!"
Turducken
04/26/24 9:30:56 PM
#14
That's ridiculous. Cartoon villains usually get defeated.

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