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TopicIt's the final giveaway!
Turducken
04/17/24 9:22:50 PM
#147
Fandom deserves to burn in Assholes' Hell, the level of hell specifically designed for assholes.

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TopicIt's the final giveaway!
Turducken
04/17/24 9:10:07 PM
#132
Fandom should go deepthroat a cactus.

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TopicDo you plan on visiting Japan?
Turducken
04/17/24 9:01:46 PM
#19
No, I don't have enough ammo yet.

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TopicIt's the final giveaway!
Turducken
04/17/24 8:58:10 PM
#121
Fandom needs to go do its best impression of Ned Stark.

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TopicIt's the final giveaway!
Turducken
04/17/24 8:45:41 PM
#110
Fandom? Go get your "COVID-vaccine", horsepaste-style.

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TopicIt's the final giveaway!
Turducken
04/17/24 8:33:30 PM
#101
Hey, Fandom? Go sit and spin on an auger.

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TopicIt's the final giveaway!
Turducken
04/17/24 8:22:52 PM
#75
Go play in traffic, Fandom. At the Indy 500.

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TopicIt's the final giveaway!
Turducken
04/17/24 8:11:14 PM
#62
Kiss a hippo right on its big fat ass, Fandom.

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TopicIt's the final giveaway!
Turducken
04/17/24 8:00:02 PM
#44
Go fuck a chainsaw, Fandom.

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TopicIt's the final giveaway!
Turducken
04/17/24 7:49:07 PM
#36
Eat shit, Fandom.

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TopicIt's the final giveaway!
Turducken
04/17/24 7:37:21 PM
#18
Fuck Fandom.

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TopicWell, so long Ukraine I guess
Turducken
04/15/24 6:28:22 PM
#11
Johnson, despite his name, has no dick.

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TopicAnyone else buy shit online then get cold feet and cancel it?
Turducken
04/15/24 6:23:26 PM
#7
I ordered some ice packs for my shoes.

I canceled because I got cold feet.

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TopicIm 90 seconds from having Fallout 76 installed
Turducken
04/14/24 1:12:19 PM
#29
NoxObscuras posted...
And to everyone hating on the game, I say give it a try. It's in a much better place than it was at launch.

I believe it. I did play it around launch, when it was basically an empty playground with almost nothing to do. No NPCs, few enemies, seeing other players was fairly uncommon even. It was just run around, occasionally run into a couple of those rad-burned folks, find an audio log, repeat.

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TopicRamblers need to learn how to tell a story.
Turducken
04/14/24 1:03:45 PM
#1
I do not need to know every step-by-step moment of your already-boring story. If you can't make it interesting, at least make it concise. Take what should be a 2-minute thing and rattle on for 5 times as long, god damn.

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TopicIm 90 seconds from having Fallout 76 installed
Turducken
04/14/24 12:58:05 PM
#25
They call it Fallout 76 cuz it'll fall out of your play rotation 76 minutes after you start it.

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TopicNo matter how much extra weight you have. YOU ARE NOT FAT.
Turducken
04/14/24 12:55:27 PM
#56
I have become FAT. Destroyer of scales.

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TopicOkay wow, the Fallout actress earned my respect, she actually played the games!
Turducken
04/13/24 6:36:26 PM
#6
I mean, that's cool and all, but I'd prefer the writers/directors/producers played the games. The actress doesn't have much pull (likely any) in how the series is presented outside of course her own performance.

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TopicITT: I try to recreate the cast of SSBU using AI (realistic edition)
Turducken
04/13/24 4:34:13 PM
#38
Accolon posted...
#15 Ice Climbers

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3341c54f.jpg

The nightmares will continue.

Realizing they're about 20 minutes out from becoming permanent residents of the mountain.

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TopicIf the Breakfast Club was made today
Turducken
04/13/24 2:43:22 PM
#9
They...they wouldn't even be able to AFFORD breakfast...with the inflation and...yeah!!

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TopicWho is this man?
Turducken
04/11/24 9:46:00 PM
#8
It's that dipshit who maimed an elderly Asian man and then got to become a millionaire.

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TopicWow I can hear so much better after getting my ears cleaned out
Turducken
04/11/24 5:22:16 PM
#7
I'm worried I'm losing my hearing. I got them cleaned recently and while I feel it helped some, strangely my own voice still sounds off to me.

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TopicRate OJ Simpson out of 10
Turducken
04/11/24 12:59:14 PM
#5
I rate him 6

feet in the ground

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TopicHi CE! It's time for a random giveaway!
Turducken
04/11/24 2:08:05 AM
#402
One for the road

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TopicHi CE! It's time for a random giveaway!
Turducken
04/11/24 1:57:43 AM
#395
Master of the house...

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TopicHi CE! It's time for a random giveaway!
Turducken
04/11/24 1:28:26 AM
#375
Oh, MIckey...

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TopicHi CE! It's time for a random giveaway!
Turducken
04/11/24 1:13:24 AM
#360
Hand me the BUOYS.

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TopicHi CE! It's time for a random giveaway!
Turducken
04/11/24 12:40:59 AM
#334
pegusus123456 posted...

There's a post been going around for years, probably more than a decade, that the reason the Vault Boy mascot is holding his thumb up is because you can use it to measure how close you are to a nuclear detonation. If the mushroom cloud is smaller than your thumb, you have time to get to one of Vault-Tec's premium Vaults. If it's bigger, you may as well not bother to run.

Like I said, I don't know if this is actual advice the used to give back during the Cold War. And if it is, I don't know that the devs actually knew it and decided to have Vault Boy do that.

Huh. Definitely sounds plausible. Be a neat little piece of trivia if it's true; the kind of cheeky humor Fallout does.

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TopicHi CE! It's time for a random giveaway!
Turducken
04/11/24 12:23:53 AM
#317
pegusus123456 posted...
They're even mentioning the thumb thing which I don't know if it's actually true

The thumb thing?

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TopicHi CE! It's time for a random giveaway!
Turducken
04/11/24 12:12:52 AM
#306
Burning....BURRRRRRP!!!

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TopicHi CE! It's time for a random giveaway!
Turducken
04/10/24 11:08:38 PM
#243
Thank you for a great evening...!

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TopicHi CE! It's time for a random giveaway!
Turducken
04/10/24 10:48:03 PM
#221
I'm........listening.

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Topic'Heroes' Reboot In The Works From Series Creator Tim Kring
Turducken
04/10/24 10:19:38 PM
#25
Yeah, we played this game already. It went poorly.

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TopicPress any button
Turducken
04/10/24 10:16:35 PM
#8
None, because I can't find the Any button.

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TopicHi CE! It's time for a random giveaway!
Turducken
04/10/24 10:04:44 PM
#179
Power of the duuuuuuuuuuuck

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TopicHi CE! It's time for a random giveaway!
Turducken
04/10/24 8:41:32 PM
#97
Oh why not...

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TopicMass shooting outside Indianapolis mall leaves 7 injured, all children and teens
Turducken
04/10/24 3:52:39 PM
#36
Samurai_Man posted...
I know I'm going to be in the unpopular majority here...but banning guns isn't going to fix anything and isn't the answer.

Clearly what we're doing (basically nothing) isn't the answer. We've never tried banning guns--it might be the answer. Might at the very least make a notable improvement. We don't know since we've never even tried it. Why not try it for a couple of years, just to see the impact. If it really doesn't seem to make a difference, then fuck it. Bring the guns back.

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TopicITT u get a random Superpower, person above u is ur nemesis
Turducken
04/10/24 1:58:54 PM
#12
At first I thought it said Soul Consumption... instead I'm a god damn dirt eater.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Soil_Consumption

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Topic$50 billion. or Unlimited knowledge/Skill of all fighting.
Turducken
04/10/24 12:23:09 PM
#15
Glob posted...
Anybody who doesnt take the money is crazy.

Call me crazy, then.

Because with those powers, I could be...

A SUPERHERO!!

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TopicTell me about your sense of justice
Turducken
04/09/24 4:28:32 PM
#40
pikakaeru posted...

too bad. if they suck at using it they need to get over it

Why would they need to do that? It's their item.

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TopicTell me about your sense of justice
Turducken
04/09/24 4:23:12 PM
#30
pikakaeru posted...
making something doesnt mean its for you to use. have some common sense CE

I think if the child is protesting "how can you think to take this away from me and give it to someone else?" they made it for themselves.

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TopicTell me about your sense of justice
Turducken
04/09/24 4:07:37 PM
#10
Break the flute into three equal pieces, and give each child one of the pieces!

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TopicIf you aren't watching/reading One Piece, you probably should be (Big Spoilers)
Turducken
04/09/24 4:05:22 PM
#8
That chomping mouth head guy scares the ever-lovin' wicka-wicka-whaaaat outta me, so no WAY!!

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TopicDo you think we will ever go back to the moon?
Turducken
04/09/24 2:43:18 PM
#6
One of these days, Alice...

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TopicYR: Your boss has an OF.
Turducken
04/09/24 2:41:07 PM
#2
An ostrich farm? Well, I don't know where you'd get the space for one 'round these parts, but that sounds fascinating!

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TopicWestern game design checklist
Turducken
04/08/24 10:37:44 PM
#18
There's no such character, Jesus...

You're thinking of LEGO Lass.

https://extraextrabricks.com/userdata/public/gfx/6324/LEGO-City-Minifigure---Woman--Mom-with-brown-hair.jpg

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Topic$40 but a duck follows you around permanently
Turducken
04/08/24 9:04:14 PM
#20
Crimsoness posted...

The duck is immortal and invulnerable to harm

Seems like you could make money off this factoid...

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