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TopicATTN: foolmo
Turducken
10/26/17 6:15:06 PM
#34
AmericanDragon posted...
MoogleKupo141 posted...
quick guys let's post 475 more times before foolmo can post here so he'll have to make another topic

the closed topic will be a bait monument


I know right? I wonder how many more people I can bait into posting in a topic directed at one user. One of my greatest accomplishments

That's unfortunate.
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Topicdigi's top 10 shames
Turducken
10/26/17 3:56:52 PM
#127
A-alt account is BUTTSAUCE...

buttsauce...
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Topicdigi's top 10 shames
Turducken
10/25/17 11:00:28 PM
#99
digishaming ITT
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TopicDo you consider yourself an "Alpha" Male???
Turducken
10/25/17 6:17:23 AM
#9
No and i'm a conservative. I don't believe in labels
No and i'm a liberal. I don't believe in labels
No and i'm in an independent. I don't believe in labels


Are these trick answers? THESE ARE LABELS
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TopicFBI planning to nab Weinstein before he can escape justice like Polanski
Turducken
10/12/17 7:54:07 AM
#29
Cuz they wanna be grabbin' them globes. son.
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TopicIn SEVEN Days, I will be a SAGE!!..Do you think i'll make it????
Turducken
10/10/17 12:20:11 AM
#6
Or hit by a bus.
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TopicAnagram watches slasher movies at random and gives thoughts (spoilers)
Turducken
10/07/17 5:04:15 AM
#25
I forget which one has the guy repeatedly screaming HE'S KILLING ME!!! HE'S KILLING MEEEE but that's automatically the best one.
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TopicDo most of you guys here on B8 wear glasses?
Turducken
10/04/17 8:10:56 AM
#3
CwebbMichSac4 posted...
Geez what did people do before glasses were even invented? I can't imagine

Squint!
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TopicWhich sounds better
Turducken
10/04/17 6:53:32 AM
#4
metaIslug posted...
Only one of these makes sound. The chicken

Sub sandwich makes sound if you drop it.
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Topici dont think i like this
Turducken
10/03/17 5:55:07 PM
#36
lordloki12 posted...
Can I turn it off?

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TopicThis 17 y/o Texas Girl spent $1000 on a Kid's CREDIT CARD..Is She a B****????
Turducken
10/03/17 5:06:33 AM
#5
What a dipshit the card owner is.
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Topic500 well wishes for se7enthrust from board 8
Turducken
10/02/17 8:28:34 PM
#43
Jesus, what a mess. Glad you're doing better. Heart attack at 37 is scary stuff.
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TopicWould you argue with a robot programmed to never concede?
Turducken
09/23/17 2:22:45 AM
#35
I'll just smash it with a bat and then reprise my argument. It won't say shit back then, so I win.
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TopicWhelp I'm old and dead now
Turducken
09/23/17 1:05:00 AM
#8
It's pretty bad that US culture drills people to actually believe this. Not saying you really do, as I'd assume you're just kidding, but a lot of folks buy it wholesale.
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TopicToys r Us is filing for bankruptcy...
Turducken
09/21/17 2:02:37 AM
#10
Corrik posted...
Do you care?

Not really. It's one of those 'bummer, this thing I know from childhood isn't around anymore' things, but nothing that actually affects me.
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TopicSo my girl is convinced I am cheating on her...
Turducken
09/20/17 9:34:22 PM
#9
Mr Lasastryke posted...
shaduln's avatar is link.

...

That's what Corrik said: a blonde girl.
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TopicLet's make horrible 80s action one-liners
Turducken
09/17/17 8:07:31 PM
#19
(throws man in front of bus)

(later)

"Where's Mike?"

"He had a bus to catch."

(crushes this man's head in with a TV)

"Nothing good on TV these days. ...No wait I can do better than that. Here's the latest model of flatscream television."

(later, kills a woman with a set of utensils)

"Sorry, but very spoon it will be dine for your knife to end! I always was a motherforker!"

(later, dead-eyed in a recliner watching Matlock)

"Why...why can't I stop making stupid one-liners when I kill people? Why... Why can't I stop killing people

why cant i stop
why
whycnati
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TopicWould you consider yourself a good person?
Turducken
09/17/17 1:44:19 AM
#20
The full answer's a bit more complicated like most people so far have done, but simple choice between yes and no is an easy yes.
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Topichi friends
Turducken
09/16/17 3:09:51 PM
#15
'Sup, brah?

(burp)
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