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Theyre doing this to trap people on unemployment because once you are offered a job on unemployment you legally have to take it. They rope people in with the $21 and then fuck them over with the $12 knowing you have to take it

borderline indistinguishable from something Valve itself would release.

what do you want from this TC? should we dig him up and cancel him? i'm pretty sure the republicans wouldn't allow that since he's functionally their jesus though.

And to think, a certain undead avian here was insistent that the Switch would flip harder than the Wii U.

Wonder how he feels now.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

How old is this rock, pinhead?

The arrogant professor smirked quite ******ly and smugly replied 4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian

Wrong. Its been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real then it should be an animal now

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the poor (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

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Imagine OOT with mod support. It'd be like Skyrim. People could add their own content and make their own dungeons if they had a workable template.

I don't listen to either but I'm way way more likely to randomly put on some Neil Young than I ever am to listen to Joe Rogan's stupid ass

Yeah, it's the trend now for sure. I used to love open-world games but the vast majority of them have succumbed to the same formula.