Current Events > 740k painting RUINED after BORED security guard drew EYES on it!!

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Shishiwakamaru
02/10/22 11:31:50 AM
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https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/russian-gallery-painting-display-damage-b2012175.html

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/4/AAfJQaAAC6PS.jpg



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HylianFox
02/10/22 11:32:45 AM
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Mr. Bean?

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Turbam
02/10/22 11:34:08 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/8/AANKsdAABXG-.jpg

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Ratchetrockon
02/10/22 11:36:20 AM
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Ahahaha

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Biofighter55
02/10/22 11:37:01 AM
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Broooo lmao what made him think that was okay?

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AvlButtslam
02/10/22 11:40:21 AM
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You take a job at an art gallery and the first thing you want to do is deface the art

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HylianFox
02/10/22 11:40:36 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/0/AAN5R1AAC6PY.jpg

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Tyranthraxus
02/10/22 11:41:38 AM
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TBH his version is better

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Sczoyd
02/10/22 11:43:24 AM
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It's a pretty ugly painting anyway but defacing someone else's gallery work is not cool

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/10/22 11:45:39 AM
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He should have been doing his job bot defacing someones art.

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HylianFox
02/10/22 11:46:27 AM
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This is basically what modders do with video games.

"Oh, I didn't ruin it. I was just fixing the artist's mistakes!"

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viewmaster_pi
02/10/22 11:50:21 AM
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this is the kind of weird thing that i could see making this piece more significant in the future. obviously he shouldn't have touched it, but it's not like he drew penises all over it, and the tiny blank eyes honestly fit with it. in a weird way, he projected his boredom onto an already boring painting, and gave it a bit of personality. i wouldn't even be mad, i think it actually has more artistic merit with its own little story, but i'm sure it's easier to think like that when it's not my art that's been fucked with

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What_
02/10/22 11:51:35 AM
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FortuneCookie
02/10/22 11:52:25 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
TBH his version is better

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eaglei3
02/10/22 11:54:14 AM
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I reevaluate the painting to be worth 850k now with the addition of eyes.
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VigorouslySwish
02/10/22 11:55:41 AM
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LOL

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VigorouslySwish
02/10/22 11:56:27 AM
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eaglei3 posted...
I reevaluate the painting to be worth 850k now with the addition of eyes.

This is exactly what will happen imo

The art world is nothing but money laundering

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Strider102
02/10/22 11:57:04 AM
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In the words of Yusuke.

"My word..."

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Hambo the Hog
02/10/22 11:57:26 AM
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Suddenly I want this to happen to the Mona Lisa.

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WarfireX
02/10/22 11:57:54 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
this is the kind of weird thing that i could see making this piece more significant in the future. obviously he shouldn't have touched it, but it's not like he drew penises all over it, and the tiny blank eyes honestly fit with it. in a weird way, he projected his boredom onto an already boring painting, and gave it a bit of personality. i wouldn't even be mad, i think it actually has more artistic merit with its own little story, but i'm sure it's easier to think like that when it's not my art that's been fucked with
imagine this dude getting promoted becuz his boss looks at it this way

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Strider102
02/10/22 11:58:34 AM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Suddenly I want this to happen to the Mona Lisa.

Except the eyes get erased.

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Cruorin
02/10/22 12:00:58 PM
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HylianFox posted...
This is basically what modders do with video games.

"Oh, I didn't ruin it. I was just fixing the artist's mistakes!"
When someone creates a mod, the original software still exists. Is the original painting without eyes still available to look at?
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SweetieBeIle462
02/10/22 12:01:44 PM
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Looks better

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HylianFox
02/10/22 12:04:48 PM
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Cruorin posted...
When someone creates a mod, the original software still exists. Is the original painting without eyes still available to look at?

What do you think the OP posted?

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Hambo the Hog
02/10/22 12:06:39 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Except the eyes get erased.
Or they're closed. Or there's a little cartoon sun with sunglasses up in the corner.

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Alteres
02/10/22 12:07:28 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
TBH his version is better


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BuckVanHammer
02/10/22 12:08:23 PM
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dude fucked up. get the stick on googly eyes ya dip stick.

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Questionmarktarius
02/10/22 12:09:10 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/1/AAEhCpAAC6QB.jpg
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Hambo the Hog
02/10/22 12:12:14 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
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Make it so. NFTs have exposed fine art fetishism as the shitshow it is. It's time to make art fun again.

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Master Kazuya
02/10/22 12:13:08 PM
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This is gold, also I think his addition actually kinda fits. The contrast of the one in the back having eyes vs the one in the front being eyeless has its own separate meaning.

HylianFox posted...
This is basically what modders do with video games.

"Oh, I didn't ruin it. I was just fixing the artist's mistakes!"

What a horrible take lol

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UnfairRepresent
02/10/22 12:18:01 PM
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Why is that shit worth 740k?

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Biofighter55
02/10/22 12:18:24 PM
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Honestly looking at painting it doesnt look good at all

it looks really basic

maybe its just me

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Biofighter55
02/10/22 12:19:02 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Why is that shit worth 740k?

nevermind its not just me lol

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Questionmarktarius
02/10/22 12:23:06 PM
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Why is there never glass over the top of these?
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deanshow
02/10/22 12:48:01 PM
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Maybe he's secretly Jack Nicholson d Joker

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thronedfire2
02/10/22 1:00:49 PM
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Well now they look like faces instead of weird thumbpenises

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Shadowplay
02/10/22 1:20:30 PM
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People saying that the painting doesn't look remarkable need to keep in mind that it is over 90 years old and therefore was painted at a time when abstract art was still quite novel. Think about how fake that early CGI looks compared to today even though we know that it was groundbreaking at the time.

Additionally, with many 20th century artists, there is a great deal of emphasis placed on the artist's total ouveure, and, therefore, what they were trying to do with their collective work. Think of how Andy Warhol mass produced his art to imitate how pop culture is mass produced.

It's also worth noting that the artist of that painting was a pupil and longtime assistant of Kazimir Malevich, one of the most esteemed artists of the 20th century.

And let's be honest, a reproduction of the painting in the OP placed into a spooky setting would suit it quite well.

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WingsOfGood
02/10/22 1:22:12 PM
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this should actually increase the value because now the art has two artists and an amazing story that is very rare
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MICHALECOLE
02/12/22 1:14:21 PM
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AvlButtslam posted...
You take a job at an art gallery and the first thing you want to do is deface the art
He didnt deface it

he faced it
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Jagr_68
02/12/22 1:15:37 PM
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It looks better now

thronedfire2 posted...
Well now they look like faces instead of weird thumbpenises


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