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Garioshi
02/06/22 9:57:54 PM
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Just cleared the mountain segment and the number of times I died because I got stuck on something, I got stuck on nothing, or I went sailing off the cliff because the entire cliff is apparently ice was fucking infuriating.

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CRON
02/06/22 9:58:14 PM
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Why not play Black Mesa?

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Garioshi
02/06/22 9:59:19 PM
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CRON posted...
Why not play Black Mesa?
I'm 8 hours deep into a 12-hour game, I'm not turning it into a 20-hour game.

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CRON
02/06/22 10:00:22 PM
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Garioshi posted...
I'm 8 hours deep into a 12-hour game, I'm not turning it into a 20-hour game.
It's pretty much a 1:1 remake of the original with a lot of QOL improvements. It's legitimately one of the best remakes ever released, and is borderline indistinguishable from something Valve itself would release.

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Garioshi
02/07/22 12:09:39 PM
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I like the part where snipers are fucking immortal and kill you in a matter of seconds, very good game!

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cardgum
02/07/22 12:10:47 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGfz-o5khc

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fan357
02/07/22 12:11:29 PM
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Snipers in nests can be killed by explosives.

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Garioshi
02/07/22 12:52:01 PM
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Finally cleared Surface Tension

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Shadowplay
02/07/22 12:54:47 PM
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CRON posted...
borderline indistinguishable from something Valve itself would release.
Is there anything in particular that is different for the worse?

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eston
02/07/22 12:59:13 PM
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That's just how games were 20 years ago, you either accept it or you stop playing old games

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Garioshi
02/07/22 1:12:18 PM
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eston posted...
That's just how games were 20 years ago, you either accept it or you stop playing old games
I understand it's literally 24 years old, but still

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Garioshi
02/07/22 9:07:43 PM
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Finished Forget About Freeman

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Garioshi
02/07/22 11:13:18 PM
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This teleporter maze is so confusing

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Garioshi
02/09/22 2:50:44 PM
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I can long jump now lmao

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WorsCaseOntario
02/09/22 2:52:06 PM
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Still better than Half Life 2

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Garioshi
02/09/22 3:00:44 PM
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What the fuck lmao

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Pandamonic
02/09/22 3:31:38 PM
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Heh

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Garioshi
02/09/22 3:34:21 PM
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I'm liking this a lot, but I do wish there were a few more health pickups

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Drunk Cobra
02/09/22 3:45:12 PM
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Can also agree Black Mesa was a ton of fun.

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Garioshi
02/09/22 9:00:03 PM
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Beat the game. Final boss was kind of terrible. On the whole, the game was clearly groundbreaking for 1998, but the jank is absolutely overwhelming at times.

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pegusus123456
02/10/22 6:19:39 AM
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Shadowplay posted...
Is there anything in particular that is different for the worse?
When I played it years ago, the default jump height was absurdly low to encourage crouch jumping. Like there was a bit in the beginning where there's a glass wall. I couldn't jump over the six-inch partition the glass set in. So the platforming sections of the game were obnoxiously difficult. I had to go into the file settings and change the height manually.

And this is up to you if it's a change for the worse, but it's much, much more difficult than HL1 is.

This was a long, long time ago, they might have changed it.

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Garioshi
02/10/22 10:46:16 AM
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How long are Opposing Force and Blue Shift?

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fan357
02/10/22 10:48:13 AM
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Opposing force is probably 4 to 6 hours. Lots of fun and some cool weapons. Blue Shift is really short and average. Like two hours.

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angeleyes94
02/10/22 11:05:49 AM
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Git gud i beat hl when i wuz 7 breh.

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eston
02/10/22 11:08:21 AM
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Final boss was always terrible

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Liu_Kano
02/10/22 11:39:25 AM
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Half Life killed my beloved Doom clones. Even Doom 3 didn't want to be a Doom game because of Half Life.
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