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TopicImpractical Jokers is hilarious, but makes me so uncomfortable. I literally...
Scorsese2002
02/18/18 5:32:05 PM
#39
TopicTHICC & Juicy
Scorsese2002
02/18/18 9:49:09 AM
#88
Scaramanga posted...
aC3jHMA


Your losing it TC.....
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TopicWEEKEND BOX OFFICE: Black Panther is #1 with around $213,000,000
Scorsese2002
02/18/18 9:33:46 AM
#1
http://flix66.com/weekend-box-office-black-panther-claws-way-box-office-records/

Note: the numbers below are for the four day holiday weekend.

1. Black Panther $213m
2. Peter Rabbit $23m
3. Fifty Shades Freed $20.2m
4. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle $10.5m
5. The 15:17 To Paris $9.9m
6. The Greatest Showman $7m
7. Early Man $4.8m
8. Maze Runner: Death Cure $3.3m
9. The Post $2.5m
10. Samson $2.3m


Goddamn, didn't expect to see those numbers.
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TopicTHICC & Juicy
Scorsese2002
02/17/18 9:18:39 AM
#39
Kombucha posted...
i think i'm going to be sick.


Bet that roll of tissue paper next to your bed says the same thing
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TopicThe Pinky Toe
Scorsese2002
02/17/18 9:08:43 AM
#1
TopicCobra Kai teaser trailer...
Scorsese2002
02/15/18 3:57:33 PM
#16
Sami1000 posted...
Has Ralph Macchio been in anything else than Karate kid and few episodes in How i met your mother?


He was on an episode of Comic Book Men lol
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TopicPeople who drive the speed limit are IRL trolls.
Scorsese2002
02/15/18 1:13:10 PM
#89
TopicCobra Kai teaser trailer...
Scorsese2002
02/15/18 12:14:15 PM
#1


http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/ready-your-fighting-positions-for-the-corba-kai-teaser-trailer-210-02

It's almost time to break out your Miyagi headband, chopsticks, and body bags, because Cobra Kai have reopened their doors and its open season on anyone who dares not to strike first, strike fast, and with no mercy.

Today, Entertainment Weekly has unveiled the teaser trailer for COBRA KAI, another sequel in THE KARATE KID series which finds Daniel Larusso (Ralph Macchio) and Johnny Lawrence (William Zabka) squaring off against one another for hometown dojo supremacy.

In the trailer, we see a down-and-out Johnny whose looking to turn his life around by reintroducing the teachings of his old dojo, Cobra Kai, to the next generation of would-be fighters. However, that's not exactly sitting well with Daniel, who still carries the values taught to him by his sensei, Mr. Miyagi, into his everyday life.

COBRA KAI will find Xolo Mariduea (PARENTHOOD) as Miguel Diaz, a victim of high school bullies whos taken under Johnnys wing; Tanner Buchanan (DESIGNATED SURVIVOR) as Johnnys son, Robby Keene, whos determined to prove himself to be nothing like his father; and guest-star Ed Asner as Johnnys old-school stepfather, Sid Weinberg.

The series also stars Courtney Henggeler as Daniel's wife and business partner, Amanda, while Mary Mouser (FREAKISH) enters the story as their spitfire daughter, Samantha.

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE scribe Josh Herald wrote the script with Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg of HAROLD AND KUMAR fame. Additionally, Hurwitz and Schlossberg will direct a vast portion of COBRA KAI, which is scheduled to cran kick its way onto YouTube Red later this year.
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TopicITT: Songs that throw you back to childhood
Scorsese2002
02/15/18 11:59:57 AM
#1
TopicSchool shooting in South Florida.
Scorsese2002
02/14/18 3:53:51 PM
#52
Suspect in custody
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TopicWhite powder substance found at Obama's D.C. office
Scorsese2002
02/13/18 2:13:20 PM
#1
http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/13/barack-obama-office-white-powder-investigation/

Barack Obama's office in Washington D.C. is the latest potential danger zone, drawing concern after a suspicious white powder was found ... TMZ has learned.

Cops are on the scene after getting reports of a white powdery substance being discovered around 12:30 PM. It's unclear how it was found or if the former Prez was in the building at the time. He's had the office space since leaving the White House in January 2017.

Police have blocked off traffic while they investigate the incident and make sure it's safe.

As we reported ... Donald Trump Jr.'s wife, Vanessa, was exposed to an unidentified white powder after opening a letter meant for her husband. She went to the hospital as a precaution, but the substance turned out to be cornstarch.

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TopicToday is literally National Pizza Day
Scorsese2002
02/11/18 9:33:09 AM
#41
PiOverlord posted...
V-E-G-Y- posted...
I feel bad for people who don't have a good local pizza place tbh

I have both. Pizza Hut is still good man.

I feel bad for pizza elitist, sad life tbh.

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TopicWEEKEND BOX OFFICE: Fifty Shades Freed is #1 with around $40,000,000
Scorsese2002
02/11/18 9:29:47 AM
#1
http://flix66.com/weekend-box-office-fifty-shades-freed-dominates-peter-rabbit-top-spot/

1. Fifty Shades Freed $40.3m
2. Peter Rabbit $22m
3. The 15:17 To Paris $11.7m
4. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle $9.6m
5. The Greatest Showman $6.1m
6. Maze Runner: Death Cure $5.7m
7. Winchester $4.6m
8. The Post $3.2m
9. The Shape of Water $3m
10. Den of Thieves $2.7m
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TopicToday is literally National Pizza Day
Scorsese2002
02/09/18 2:22:36 PM
#19
Eating some leftover Domino's from yesterday as we type
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TopicOnly one Queen song to listen to for the rest of your life.....which one is it?
Scorsese2002
02/09/18 2:01:25 PM
#1
TopicMickey Jones(charcter actor) dies at 76....you'll know him when you see him
Scorsese2002
02/09/18 10:05:30 AM
#15
DuranOfForcena posted...
Scorsese2002 posted...
Always loved him when him and the K&B Construction gang would show up in Home Improvement

yep, those were always some of the best episodes.

RIP Pete from K&B



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TopicMickey Jones(charcter actor) dies at 76....you'll know him when you see him
Scorsese2002
02/09/18 10:03:35 AM
#14
DyingPancake posted...
Sucks

I always liked that guy whenever he would show up on a show

Did he make an appearance on Boy Meets World at some point. I want to say he did, but can't picture it


From his IMDB page.....

Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Milkshake Guy / Ezekial
- Road Trip (1999) ... Milkshake Guy
- Janitor Dad (1996) ... Ezekial

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TopicArby's trolls vegans on Facebook, outrage ensues
Scorsese2002
02/08/18 2:30:53 PM
#57
Just had Arby's yesterday......delicious
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TopicMickey Jones(charcter actor) dies at 76....you'll know him when you see him
Scorsese2002
02/08/18 2:28:43 PM
#1
2BtxnQJ

http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/07/actor-mickey-jones-dead-dies-justified-sling-blade/

Actor Mickey Jones -- a regular on "Justified" and "Home Improvement," and a character actor in tons of huge movies -- has died ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to the situation tell TMZ ... Mickey died at 2:17 AM Wednesday following a long illness. We're told the actor had been in and out of the hospital for the last few months. It's unclear what illness he was battling.

Mickey's been a hard working actor in Hollywood for over 3 decades. He's "that" guy ... whose face you've seen in 'MASH,' "Entourage" and "Bones." He also appeared in movies like "Total Recall," "Sling Blade," "Tin Cup" and many, many more.

He was also an accomplished drummer ... who used to play with Kenny Rogers. Mickey was 76.

RIP

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Always loved him when him and the K&B Construction gang would show up in Home Improvement
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TopicAsteroid passing by close to Earth tomorrow...
Scorsese2002
02/08/18 10:42:36 AM
#1
http://www.iflscience.com/space/an-asteroid-is-going-to-swing-by-fairly-close-to-earth-tomorrow-but-dont-panic/

An asteroid is going to come pretty darn close to Earth on Friday although as always, theres no chance of it hitting us.

The asteroid is called 2018 CB, and its going to pass Earth on February 9 at a distance of about 64,000 kilometers (39,000 miles). Thats five times closer than the Moon, enough to label it as a potentially hazardous asteroid (PHA). You can watch it fly by online from 3pm EDT on Friday.

Its estimated to be between 15 and 40 meters (50 and 130 feet) across. It was discovered fairly late, only being spotted by the NASA-funded Catalina Sky Survey (CSS) in Arizona on February 4.

2018 CB is an Apollo asteroid, which is a group of 8,000 near-Earth asteroids that orbit in the inner Solar System, and regularly cross Earths orbit. About 1,500 of them are classified as PHAs.

The orbit of this asteroid takes it about to about 1.68 AU from the Sun (1 AU, astronomical unit, is the distance from Earth to the Sun). Thats about the same distance from the Sun that Elon Musks Tesla Roadster, launched the other day, will reach.

"Although 2018 CB is quite small, it might well be larger than the asteroid that entered the atmosphere over Chelyabinsk, Russia, almost exactly five years ago, in 2013," said Paul Chodas, manager of the Center for Near-Earth Object Studies at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California, in a statement.

"Asteroids of this size do not often approach this close to our planet -- maybe only once or twice a year."

It follows on the heels of another asteroid, 2018 CC, which swung past Earth on Tuesday, February 6. That asteroid measured 15 to 30 meters (50 to 100 feet) across, and came within 184,000 kilometers (114,000 miles) of our planet.

PHAs are classified as objects that exceed 500 feet (140 meters) in size and come closer than 7.5 million kilometers (4.6 million miles) to Earth. Currently, there is no known asteroid PHA or otherwise on a collision course with Earth in the next few centuries at least. Phew.

Still, the close call of this asteroid is a reminder of the millions of space rocks out there in the Solar System and we really need to get better at tracking them. One might have our name on it one day, so wed better be ready.

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TopicExplain how you got your current job
Scorsese2002
02/07/18 2:04:42 PM
#19
Referral from a friend, one interview, started within a week. 0 anxiety
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TopicQuincy Jones dated Ivanka Trump?
Scorsese2002
02/07/18 12:26:59 PM
#1
http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/07/quincy-jones-used-to-date-ivanka-trump/

Quincy Jones has made some bold dating claims lately, but this one takes the cake ... he says he used to date Ivanka Trump, who he remembers as being pretty damn hot.

The music legend says he and President Trump's daughter hooked up -- meaning, dated -- about 12 years ago after Tommy Hilfiger told him Ivanka wanted to have dinner with him.

He tells Vulture he jumped at the opportunity, telling Tommy ... "'No problem. She's a fine motherf*****.' She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life. Wrong father, though."

Q said he used to hang with Ivanka's dad too, but his memories were not nearly as fond -- "He's a crazy motherf***er. Limited mentally -- a megalomaniac, narcissistic. I can't stand him."

84-year-old Quincy also recently claimed he turned down a date with Marilyn Monroe back in the day, 'cause she "had a chest that looked like pears."

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TopicDoritos for the ladies
Scorsese2002
02/06/18 11:50:14 AM
#27
TopicNext Assassin's Creed to be Viking-themed??
Scorsese2002
02/06/18 11:41:29 AM
#1
https://gamerant.com/assassins-creed-ragnarok-ubisoft-concept-art/

Assassins Creed Origins received critical acclaim when it was released last year. The game takes players to ancient Egypt an era which fans have been demanding to go almost since the series inception. But could the next game in the series also take fans to a much-requested time period?

Michele Nucera, a concept artist at Ubisoft Milan who worked on Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle, has posted several images on ArtStation that have got Assassins Creed fans talking. One image titled Vikings Hell, is a horrifying portrayal of lightning cracking out of a blood-red sky, as a huge ship with a triple-serpent masthead comes ashore. Viking warriors approach the ship, walking across a snow-covered battlefield with their bright red capes ripped to pieces and their weapons in hand.

Another image (below) depicts Vikings sailing in longboats in the dark, surveying fortresses on hilltops. On ArtStation, it is titled Vikings Village, but when opened in a new tab, the file name is michele-nucera-assassincreedragnarok-bay-09.jpg. It has led fans to wonder whether the next Assassins Creed game will be called Assassins Creed Ragnarok and will be set in the era of the Vikings. Fans have been asking for Ubisoft to take the franchise to this period of time for a while now and so many are delighted at the possibility.

Assassins Creed Ragnarok wouldnt be Ubisofts first venture into Viking territory, so to speak. The publisher also released For Honor, which counts the Vikings as one of its playable factions. It should also be noted that just last week, Assassins Creed Origins received some For Honor-themed DLC that introduced some Viking weaponry.

Many Assassins Creed fans have also latched onto the fact that Origins protagonist Bayek can unlock some armor from the Dress of the Northern Realm set. This particular armor puts Bayek in tartan and fur and includes Celtic symbols, and this could all tie-in to a future, Viking-themed game. Moreover, a survey that Ubisoft sent to Assassins Creed fans in December of last year also asked how people would feel about an Assassins Creed game that featured Viking invasions.

However, its also quite possible that nothing will ever come of this concept art. When asked for comment, Ubisoft stressed the fact that Nucera describes the images as a PERSONAL concept to explore an idea about the vikings life. Nucera is also a huge fan of Vikings, as there are other Viking-themed artworks on the ArtStation account that date back two years. Assassins Creed Ragnarok would be a fantastic idea, but right now it seems far more like that the series could be headed to China next instead.

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Topicc/d youre an attention who are
Scorsese2002
02/06/18 11:07:43 AM
#14
TopicNintendo confirms: Toad's "cap" is actually his head.
Scorsese2002
02/06/18 11:05:35 AM
#59
Nah, it's still just a hat
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TopicJohn Mahoney ('Frasier') dead at 77
Scorsese2002
02/06/18 11:00:38 AM
#22
TopicBest. Show. Ever.
Scorsese2002
02/04/18 5:43:53 PM
#17
GregShmedley posted...
The Sopranos.


Not even on the list

/flopic
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TopicWhat's for dinner tonight?
Scorsese2002
02/04/18 5:39:33 PM
#1
Mac&cheese/kielbasa/salad
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TopicTomato ketchup on hot dogs - yay or nay?
Scorsese2002
02/04/18 11:44:37 AM
#77
SideshowBob311 posted...
Scorsese2002 posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
https://i.gyazo.com/c93833a5d7c7d1a4748b589706586042.png


So stupid, I'll put whatever the fuck I want on my hot dog. Whenever I go to Chicago, I'm doing it out of spite.


One of the most well-known hot dog places in Chicago, Gene and Judes, just flat out doesn't have ketchup. Ask for it all you want, it's not there, you can't have it.

http://www.chicagoposse.com/skilletdoux/genejudemenu-l.jpg

Jimmy's Redhots in Humboldt Park used to actually refuse to serve you if you asked for ketchup on your dog. Not sure if they still do, haven't been for a couple years.


That's fine, I just mean if it's available
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TopicTomato ketchup on hot dogs - yay or nay?
Scorsese2002
02/04/18 9:06:42 AM
#73
ThyCorndog posted...
https://i.gyazo.com/c93833a5d7c7d1a4748b589706586042.png


So stupid, I'll put whatever the fuck I want on my hot dog. Whenever I go to Chicago, I'm doing it out of spite.
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Topici cant break my PUBG addiction
Scorsese2002
02/04/18 8:47:56 AM
#46
Watched gameplay videos, looks pretty boring
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TopicWEEKEND BOX OFFICE: Winchester battles Jumanji for the #1 spot
Scorsese2002
02/04/18 8:43:43 AM
#1
http://flix66.com/weekend-box-office-winchester-battles-jumanji-top-spot/

1. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle $11m
2. Maze Runner: Death Cure $10m
3. Winchester $8.6m
4. The Greatest Showman $7.9m
5. Hostiles $5.5m
6. The Post $5.2m
7. 12 Strong $5.1m
8. Den of Thieves $4.7m
9. The Shape of Water $4.1m
10. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri $2.9m.
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TopicFather of 3 survivors lunges at Larry Nassar in court (video)
Scorsese2002
02/02/18 1:25:43 PM
#36
Zikten posted...
Scorsese2002 posted...
STFU bitch at the end.

you didn't get her message then. she's trying to help and she is on the family's side, if you think she's a bitch you clearly don't understand.


Sometimes violence is necessary, especially in this case
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TopicFather of 3 survivors lunges at Larry Nassar in court (video)
Scorsese2002
02/02/18 12:57:58 PM
#32
fan357 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
bobtuse posted...
High motor, but lacks the burst to excel at the professional level.

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

Under the boardwalk with a schlong in Jans mouth


Why didn't you call 911?

With what, my fucking toes?!?!?
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TopicFather of 3 survivors lunges at Larry Nassar in court (video)
Scorsese2002
02/02/18 10:44:04 AM
#16
Darkman124 posted...
prisoners like nassar are permanently in solitary


Prisoners can/will always find a way.....haven't you seen OZ?
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TopicFather of 3 survivors lunges at Larry Nassar in court (video)
Scorsese2002
02/02/18 10:39:55 AM
#14
EnterTheTekken posted...
Dude is sooo going to be wearing makeup in a matter of months.


Yeah, probably his own blood after he gets shanked in the throat
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TopicFather of 3 survivors lunges at Larry Nassar in court (video)
Scorsese2002
02/02/18 10:32:50 AM
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TopicFather of 3 survivors lunges at Larry Nassar in court (video)
Scorsese2002
02/02/18 10:27:06 AM
#1
http://www.wilx.com/content/news/Father-of-3-survivors-lunges-at-Nassar-in-court-472341003.html

Fuck jail, would have tried the same. Just one shot.....also, STFU bitch at the end.
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TopicRed Dead Redemption 2 gets a release date of October 26.
Scorsese2002
02/01/18 12:07:34 PM
#8
TopicGOP members involved in a trainwreck (link inside)
Scorsese2002
01/31/18 12:11:17 PM
#14
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Scorsese2002 posted...
1 fatality confirmed....

source?


FNC
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TopicGOP members involved in a trainwreck (link inside)
Scorsese2002
01/31/18 12:05:43 PM
#8
1 fatality confirmed....
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TopicWas GameFAQs down?
Scorsese2002
01/31/18 11:58:00 AM
#9
"Cant connect securely to this page". This might be because the site uses outdated or unsafe TLS security settings. If this keeps happening try contacting the website's owner."

I was like WTF?
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TopicAnyone else here not wipe after taking a dump?
Scorsese2002
01/30/18 12:04:31 PM
#11
I just let it dry and chip off the poop with a chisel
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TopicBroken toilet forces plane with 85 plumbers aboard to turn around
Scorsese2002
01/30/18 11:59:49 AM
#1
http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/world/article197360089.html

How many plumbers does it take to fix an airplane toilet?

Its a joke with no punch line, as 85 plumbers on a Norwegian flight headed for Germany discovered Saturday when their plane had to return to Oslo because of a broken toilet, reported The Independent. The flight, which departed Oslo bound for Munich, turned back at the Swedish border.

We would have liked to fix the restrooms, but unfortunately it had to be done from the outside and we did not take the opportunity to send a plumber (out) at 10,000 meters, Frank Olsen, a plumbing company CEO aboard the flight, told Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet.

So many plumbers on a plane and it has to turn around because of toilet trouble theres good humour in that, plumber Hans Christian Odegard told the publication.

Once back on the ground, the problem was fixed and the Boeing 737 resumed its interrupted flight, arriving in Munich about three hours late, a Norwegian spokesperson told The Telegraph.

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Sure this isn't an Onion story?
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TopicWEEKEND BOX OFFICE: Maze Runner: Death Cure is #1 with around $23,000,000
Scorsese2002
01/28/18 9:47:47 AM
#1
http://flix66.com/weekend-box-office-maze-runner-death-cure-takes-jumanji/

1. Maze Runner: Death Cure $23m
2. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle $15.8m
3. Hostiles $9.8m
4. The Greatest Showman $9.4m
5. The Post $8.7m
6. 12 Strong $7.9m
7. Den of Thieves $7.3m
8. Paddington 2 $5.7m
9. The Shape of Water $5.4m
10. Star Wars: The Last Jedi $4m
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Topicbest al pacino movie?
Scorsese2002
01/25/18 12:56:37 PM
#8
Too many to choose just one
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TopicDoomsday Clock - It's now 2 minutes to midnight.
Scorsese2002
01/25/18 12:54:49 PM
#21
The Top Crusader posted...
Threat Level: Midnight


YoeXRjy
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TopicWhich way do you think a roll of toilet paper should hang?
Scorsese2002
01/25/18 11:54:07 AM
#16
The Great Muta 22 posted...
What's worse is heathens who don't take the 10 seconds to change the actual roll and instead set the new role vertically on top of the old roll. As if it's some complicated process that takes any longer than a single wipe


Or the people that don't change the roll at all, not even setting a new one on top.....*rages*
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TopicWhich way do you think a roll of toilet paper should hang?
Scorsese2002
01/25/18 11:26:19 AM
#4
josifrees posted...
Cheap one ply should be banned from ever being produced


The kind I get doesn't rub the hole raw, its perfectly fine and cheaper.
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