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mipond 02/06/18 7:57:28 AM #1:	Yup I just heard it on GMA that there are now Doritos for women which aren't as noisy to eat as regular Doritos and which don't leave a message on your fingers...imagine that! <cite>mipond posted [p:895561348] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>Yup I just heard it on GMA that there are now Doritos for women which aren't as noisy to eat as regular Doritos and which don't leave a message on your fingers...imagine that!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cranie 02/06/18 7:58:55 AM #2:	What happens to men who eat them? <cite>Cranie posted [p:895561389] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>What happens to men who eat them?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 02/06/18 7:59:19 AM #3:	Cranie posted... What happens to men who eat them? They turn into traps. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:895561402] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cranie posted...</cite> <quote>What happens to men who eat them?</quote> They turn into traps.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 02/06/18 8:00:21 AM #4:	Incoming post blaming third-wave feminism in 3... 2... 1... --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:895561432] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>Incoming post blaming third-wave feminism in 3... 2... 1...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 02/06/18 8:01:00 AM #5:	We as humanity as a whole needed this. ('_' ) Why focus those efforts on something less trivial, like cancer or Parkinson's. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:895561446] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>We as humanity as a whole needed this. ('_' ) Why focus those efforts on something less trivial, like cancer or Parkinson's.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Minute 02/06/18 8:02:25 AM #6:	doritos suck anyways --- https://i.imgtc.com/zCAEJQe.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H82mPWDLM4w <cite>Minute posted [p:895561484] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>doritos suck anyways</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 02/06/18 8:04:34 AM #7:	It's just silly.... <cite>mipond posted [p:895561548] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>It's just silly....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 02/06/18 8:04:38 AM #8:	Doritos was originally Disneyland trash. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:895561550] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>Doritos was originally Disneyland trash.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 02/06/18 8:34:16 AM #9:	Cranie posted... What happens to men who eat them? They get bewbs. --- 'You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:895562444] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cranie posted...</cite> <quote>What happens to men who eat them?</quote> They get bewbs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
COVxy 02/06/18 8:36:09 AM #10:	They have to know that this is a poor marketing choice, don't they? --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:895562509] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>They have to know that this is a poor marketing choice, don't they?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RockRapDubstep 02/06/18 8:37:52 AM #11:	Why would you take something like a chip, and roughly cut your marketing in half by stupidly deciding it's just for women? --- God dan gets cold as difficult dick after 30 man hays or less. - pres_madagascar <cite>RockRapDubstep posted [p:895562563] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>Why would you take something like a chip, and roughly cut your marketing in half by stupidly deciding it's just for women?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 02/06/18 8:40:36 AM #12:	My wife was so pissed off about it last night. I told her not to buy them if it's so bothersome and offensive. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 1 (1) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:895562659] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>My wife was so pissed off about it last night. I told her not to buy them if it's so bothersome and offensive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 02/06/18 8:40:45 AM #13:	I saw this too. I doubt it'll literally be marketed as "girl Doritos" any more that diet coke is marketed as "fat coke". It'll have some catchy name and emphasize its "cleanliness" in hopes that women (who apparently dont buy doritos) will buy them. Heck, Id love to try them. I actually love Doritos but I hate always needing to wash m hands after eating a few chips. >_> --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:895562665] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>I saw this too. I doubt it'll literally be marketed as "girl Doritos" any more that diet coke is marketed as "fat coke". It'll have some catchy name and emphasize its "cleanliness" in hopes that women (who apparently dont buy doritos) will buy them. Heck, Id love to try them. I actually love Doritos but I hate always needing to wash m hands after eating a few chips. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cranie 02/06/18 8:41:06 AM #14:	RockRapDubstep posted... Why would you take something like a chip, and roughly cut your marketing in half by stupidly deciding it's just for women? But it IS for women. Didn't you read the article? They don't leave dorito dust on your fingers and as a man, I for one CAN NOT eat a chip that doesn't turn my fingers into a dorito popsicle. Also, a weak crunch is a weak chip. <cite>Cranie posted [p:895562683] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote><cite>RockRapDubstep posted...</cite> <quote>Why would you take something like a chip, and roughly cut your marketing in half by stupidly deciding it's just for women?</quote> But it IS for women. Didn't you read the article? They don't leave dorito dust on your fingers and as a man, I for one CAN NOT eat a chip that doesn't turn my fingers into a dorito popsicle. Also, a weak crunch is a weak chip.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 02/06/18 8:45:32 AM #15:	The reporting on a specific Doritos product for female consumers is inaccurate," PepsiCo told ABC News in a statement today. "We already have Doritos for women -- theyre called Doritos, and theyre enjoyed by millions of people every day. At the same time, we know needs and preferences continue to evolve and were always looking for new ways to engage and delight our consumers. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. <cite>JlM posted [p:895562818] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>The reporting on a specific Doritos product for female consumers is inaccurate," PepsiCo told ABC News in a statement today. "We already have Doritos for women -- theyre called Doritos, and theyre enjoyed by millions of people every day. At the same time, we know needs and preferences continue to evolve and were always looking for new ways to engage and delight our consumers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mipond 02/06/18 8:48:13 AM #16:	JlM posted... The reporting on a specific Doritos product for female consumers is inaccurate," PepsiCo told ABC News in a statement today. "We already have Doritos for women -- theyre called Doritos, and theyre enjoyed by millions of people every day. At the same time, we know needs and preferences continue to evolve and were always looking for new ways to engage and delight our consumers. Oh nice..they want to "engage and delight" me. That's a switch. <cite>mipond posted [p:895562906] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote><cite>JlM posted...</cite> <quote>The reporting on a specific Doritos product for female consumers is inaccurate," PepsiCo told ABC News in a statement today. "We already have Doritos for women -- theyre called Doritos, and theyre enjoyed by millions of people every day. At the same time, we know needs and preferences continue to evolve and were always looking for new ways to engage and delight our consumers.</quote> Oh nice..they want to "engage and delight" me. That's a switch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mipond 02/06/18 8:51:07 AM #18:	Highwind07 posted... I wouldn't mind a "Doritas" if it means less mess on your fingers. I do say though that I love crunchy foods for the sole reason that they make loud noises when you crunch on them. It is just fun for some reason. That's a great name! "Doritas". <cite>mipond posted [p:895563020] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote><cite>Highwind07 posted...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't mind a "Doritas" if it means less mess on your fingers. I do say though that I love crunchy foods for the sole reason that they make loud noises when you crunch on them. It is just fun for some reason.</quote> That's a great name! "Doritas".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/06/18 8:54:09 AM #19:	https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/76286186 The article in that ropic cracked me up so much when the feminist gets mad about it The reporting on a specific Doritos product for female consumers is inaccurate," PepsiCo told ABC News in a statement today. "We already have Doritos for women -- theyre called Doritos, and theyre enjoyed by millions of people every day. At the same time, we know needs and preferences continue to evolve and were always looking for new ways to engage and delight our consumers. Dat backpeddle. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895563118] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/76286186 The article in that ropic cracked me up so much when the feminist gets mad about it <quote>The reporting on a specific Doritos product for female consumers is inaccurate," PepsiCo told ABC News in a statement today. "We already have Doritos for women -- theyre called Doritos, and theyre enjoyed by millions of people every day. At the same time, we know needs and preferences continue to evolve and were always looking for new ways to engage and delight our consumers.</quote> Dat backpeddle.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/06/18 8:58:25 AM #20:	It's true, we needed this. I'm a woman and our jaws just aren't strong enough to crunch down on chips. This is nice, now I don't have to explain to friends and coworkers why I take several minutes to eat a single Doritos chip and why I never have crunched down on one before. --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:895563265] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>It's true, we needed this. I'm a woman and our jaws just aren't strong enough to crunch down on chips. This is nice, now I don't have to explain to friends and coworkers why I take several minutes to eat a single Doritos chip and why I never have crunched down on one before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FluttershyPony 02/06/18 9:05:07 AM #21:	>chips that dont dirty your fingers sign me up <cite>FluttershyPony posted [p:895563494] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>>chips that dont dirty your fingers sign me up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
V-E-G-Y- 02/06/18 9:09:01 AM #22:	Dey came out and said dey aren't making dem --- http://i.imgur.com/L6MQGtI.gif http://i.imgur.com/HAj1Ocp.gif http://i.imgur.com/Op6gMTg.gif http://i.imgur.com/hNkY6mv.gif <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:895563638] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>Dey came out and said dey aren't making dem</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 02/06/18 9:12:24 AM #23:	mipond posted... Yup I just heard it on GMA that there are now Doritos for women which aren't as noisy to eat as regular Doritos and which don't leave a message on your fingers...imagine that! They should market them to gamers of both genders. It would be good to have Doritos that don't mess up controllers or keyboards with orange mess everywhere. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:895563776] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote><cite>mipond posted...</cite> <quote>Yup I just heard it on GMA that there are now Doritos for women which aren't as noisy to eat as regular Doritos and which don't leave a message on your fingers...imagine that!</quote> They should market them to gamers of both genders. It would be good to have Doritos that don't mess up controllers or keyboards with orange mess everywhere.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greatdimentio 02/06/18 9:18:20 AM #24:	As long as they taste just as good, why keep the messier variation for 'greasy men?' It's almost like how they make sensitive soap for children that does its job perfectly well but for some reason they still make irritating soap for everyone else --- At long long last, a worthy successor to the first 3 Paper Mario games has been released. It's called Super Mario Odyssey. <cite>greatdimentio posted [p:895564052] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>As long as they taste just as good, why keep the messier variation for 'greasy men?' It's almost like how they make sensitive soap for children that does its job perfectly well but for some reason they still make irritating soap for everyone else</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 02/06/18 9:20:26 AM #25:	FluttershyPony posted... >chips that dont dirty your fingers sign me up This. Don't lessen the crunch, that defeats the satisfaction of it. But not having messy fingers is always a plus. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:895564147] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote><cite>FluttershyPony posted...</cite> <quote>>chips that dont dirty your fingers sign me up</quote> This. Don't lessen the crunch, that defeats the satisfaction of it. But not having messy fingers is always a plus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle Choad 02/06/18 9:23:13 AM #26:	Use chopsticks to eat them. --- Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla och ga och dricka mjod med honom. <cite>Uncle Choad posted [p:895564253] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>Use chopsticks to eat them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 02/06/18 11:50:14 AM #27:	SMFH --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:895570956] in Doritos fo... [t:76288999]...</cite> <quote>SMFH </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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