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Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
SauI_Goodman 06/29/23 9:33:18 PM #428 | lawyer: isn't it true you have a tattoo on your chest that says die bart die? sideshow bob: oh no, that's german for the bart the. jury laughs. nobody who speaks german could be an evil man. parole granted! --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
SauI_Goodman 05/26/23 4:24:54 PM #304 | when grandpa walks into the sleaze house and sees bart and pulls a u turn lmao. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Have you ever shat where you ate at |
SauI_Goodman 04/24/23 7:33:42 PM #7 | yes. don't do it. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | It's 2023. Why the FUCK are they still making physical copies of games |
SauI_Goodman 04/24/23 7:27:48 PM #57 | physical, bitch! no digital for me ever since they erased my copy of smash tv and tmnt. it's not my fault you lost the license. never again only if digital is the only option. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | mask use seems to have gone way up in my area despite cases being low as ever |
SauI_Goodman 04/24/23 7:26:18 PM #11 | in vegas most have given up lol. dgaf anymore. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | what advice would give to someone going on their first road trip? |
SauI_Goodman 04/24/23 7:25:30 PM #3 | learn how to fix a flat tire --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Florida police decline to make arrests after neighbor shoots at delivery car |
SauI_Goodman 04/24/23 7:13:17 PM #4 | Null_Gain posted... America going Mad Max seems to be inevitable. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Don Lemon fired from CNN |
SauI_Goodman 04/24/23 7:11:00 PM #51 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] i remember him being on msnbc. maybe not in a spotlight role but as a contributor. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Don Lemon fired from CNN |
SauI_Goodman 04/24/23 7:10:27 PM #50 | Irony posted... Eh I don't buy itit's on the cnn website though --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | CM Punk backstage at WWE. Kicked out by security |
SauI_Goodman 04/24/23 7:02:04 PM #5 | eh there's hope for cm punk. if scott steiner can go from having a mugshot of his backstage with "if you see this man backstage call the police" to hall of famer, cm punk can be salvaged. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Don Lemon fired from CNN |
SauI_Goodman 04/24/23 6:56:51 PM #46 | Tuck for Lemon in a trade. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Cute teacher on first date: Common Core math is the best thing ever |
SauI_Goodman 01/08/23 10:14:16 AM #21 | I never plan on using math other than my checkbook so wtf do i care. Lets go back to my place! --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Do you believe in spiritual / healing energy |
SauI_Goodman 01/08/23 9:58:11 AM #7 | Shotgunnova posted... Darling, you're so greatSmooth operator. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Man argues with date at bowling alley. She knocks him out with a bowling ball |
SauI_Goodman 01/08/23 9:57:29 AM #39 | Cobra1010 posted... I hope the camera man or the person yelling get a strike is a couple with the woman now.If he decides to press charges. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Man argues with date at bowling alley. She knocks him out with a bowling ball |
SauI_Goodman 01/08/23 9:57:06 AM #38 | Vicious_Dios posted... That dude needs to surround himself with better people in his circle.This right here. Surround yourself with positivity. I dont know if he presses charges or not, though. In the hood pressing charges makes you a bitch. Which is why a lot of this goes unchecked. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | What pick up line would you use on dis Florida woman? |
SauI_Goodman 01/08/23 9:52:14 AM #6 | I bet she loves doggy. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | NBC Execs Regret Paying Jimmy Fallon $80 Million Contract Extension |
SauI_Goodman 01/08/23 9:50:05 AM #35 | Gutfield is a rival? I dont find him funny but hes on a serious network. Fallon has never been funny either. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | F is for friends who do stuff together |
SauI_Goodman 01/08/23 9:48:07 AM #4 | Like fuck --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Dave Bautista had his Manny Paquiao tattoo covered after homophobic comments |
SauI_Goodman 01/08/23 9:45:19 AM #30 | What has jericho done? --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Do you believe in spiritual / healing energy |
SauI_Goodman 01/08/23 9:43:26 AM #1 | Chakra / reiki etc
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Seems expensive. $200 a session. I guess you could always do it on your own. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Robber shot, killed by customer at taqueria in SW Houston |
SauI_Goodman 01/08/23 9:41:31 AM #86 | Also, i do not care if the gun was fake. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Robber shot, killed by customer at taqueria in SW Houston |
SauI_Goodman 01/08/23 9:40:36 AM #85 | This mans a hero. I commend this man. Play stupid games... --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Hello Titty |
SauI_Goodman 01/07/23 5:11:44 PM #2 | Hello nipple. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | I'm tired of getting caught jerking off. |
SauI_Goodman 01/07/23 5:11:14 PM #53 | Insert fast times at ridgemont high clip here --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Galaxy S23 lineup to be revealed February 1st. |
SauI_Goodman 01/07/23 5:10:07 PM #35 | Makeveli_lives posted... Cant tell if srs. If thats the case just get an 21 Ultra when the 23 comes out. Itll probably be like a 400 dollar purchase around then, maybe 500.How much for a 15 tho. Phones are not a priority for me. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | You have to eat with your hands after one of the following |
SauI_Goodman 01/07/23 11:49:40 AM #1 | Which would you rather do
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Das nasty. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Galaxy S23 lineup to be revealed February 1st. |
SauI_Goodman 01/07/23 11:04:32 AM #24 | WalkingLobsters posted... wow Im so excited to buy the same exact product as last year only with slightly better battery and a marginally better camera. I am excite!Lol i dont expect everyone to do as i do and wait as long as possible to upgrade, but its also ridiculous whenever someone goes omgz new phonez i gotta git it even though i just upgraded 2 months ago aerrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh aiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Galaxy S23 lineup to be revealed February 1st. |
SauI_Goodman 01/07/23 10:47:21 AM #21 | Thinking about upgrading my s5 to an s15. This ones about done. Got 10 years out of it. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Posting classic spanish songs |
SauI_Goodman 01/07/23 10:45:46 AM #21 | https://youtu.be/p47fEXGabaY --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Just ran a mile. |
SauI_Goodman 01/07/23 10:44:23 AM #2 | Lol thats nothing --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Holy Shit, Hakeem Jeffries... |
SauI_Goodman 01/07/23 10:39:43 AM #36 | Sansoldier posted... Warming up to the guy a little more now, but I'll need to see more to bridge the gap in ideology.It was a nice speech. Itd be better if he actually believed it. At the end of the day hes really no different than any other politician. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | The greatest video game "victory theme" ever. |
SauI_Goodman 01/07/23 8:29:00 AM #3 | Guile telling chun li to go home and be a family man. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Saudi Arabia will turn a blind eye to Ronaldo and his girlfriend |
SauI_Goodman 01/07/23 8:25:36 AM #1 | Saudi Arabian law forbides unmarried couples to live together, but they will look the other way. Source: yahoo sports --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | You only get one chance, what pick up line do you use on her? |
SauI_Goodman 01/06/23 7:38:11 PM #18 | Wait thats not stephanie -_- --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Woman goes viral after saying she dates men to abuse/dmg to humble them |
SauI_Goodman 01/06/23 7:37:03 PM #9 | Hold on what nights is she at the rhino --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | One of these items DOES NOT belong in a stew |
SauI_Goodman 01/06/23 6:57:17 PM #2 | What kind of ssssssssssick freak puts onion in a stew --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | One of these items DOES NOT belong on a burger |
SauI_Goodman 01/06/23 6:56:19 PM #15 | What kind of ssssssick freak puts onions on a burger --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Are there any movies were you felt the Villains were right? |
SauI_Goodman 01/06/23 6:51:19 PM #9 | Get on the scale! Get off the scale! --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Amazon employee dies on the job and management stacks boxes around his body |
SauI_Goodman 01/06/23 6:49:38 PM #49 | Foppe posted... Remind me why unions are bad again.Because employees get lazy. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | The perfect woman but you job to her in everything |
SauI_Goodman 01/06/23 6:47:45 PM #11 | In wrestling terminology job refers to losing. Example: Vince: Hulk Hogan, i want you to do the job tonight to the undertaker. Hulk Hogan: woah! Hold your horses, brother! You know the hulkster doesnt job! Thats not gonna work dor me, brother. Vince: ok, ok. I see your point. How about this. What if we make you look really good during the job. Hulk hogan: explain. Vince: hear me out. What if, it took outside interference from paul bearer, ric flair, and a steel chair. That would make you look really good! Hulk hogan: well, im not a big fan of losing the strap brother. But ok! As long as i get it back and as long as i beat the undertaker clean to get the title back! Brother! --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Ron Jeremy has been declared incompentent to stand trial |
SauI_Goodman 01/06/23 6:42:13 PM #1 | Due to dementia. Source: yahoo --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Marijuana becomes legal but alcohol is prohibited |
SauI_Goodman 01/06/23 11:31:10 AM #36 | Considering i dont smoke fuck that --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Our temporary manager is just writing everyone up. Lol. |
SauI_Goodman 01/06/23 11:30:32 AM #2 | Been there lol. A good director would ve able to see through the bs but in my experience they usually just take the managers side. --- Italian, French, German. |
Topic | Where were you and what were you during January 6th, 2020? |
SauI_Goodman 01/06/23 11:02:52 AM #3 | Sleeping --- Italian, French, German. |
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