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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
SauI_Goodman
06/29/23 9:33:18 PM
#428
lawyer: isn't it true you have a tattoo on your chest that says die bart die? sideshow bob: oh no, that's german for the bart the. jury laughs. nobody who speaks german could be an evil man. parole granted!

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
SauI_Goodman
05/26/23 4:24:54 PM
#304
when grandpa walks into the sleaze house and sees bart and pulls a u turn lmao.

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TopicHave you ever shat where you ate at
SauI_Goodman
04/24/23 7:33:42 PM
#7
yes. don't do it.

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TopicIt's 2023. Why the FUCK are they still making physical copies of games
SauI_Goodman
04/24/23 7:27:48 PM
#57
physical, bitch! no digital for me ever since they erased my copy of smash tv and tmnt. it's not my fault you lost the license. never again only if digital is the only option.

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Topicmask use seems to have gone way up in my area despite cases being low as ever
SauI_Goodman
04/24/23 7:26:18 PM
#11
in vegas most have given up lol. dgaf anymore.

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Topicwhat advice would give to someone going on their first road trip?
SauI_Goodman
04/24/23 7:25:30 PM
#3
learn how to fix a flat tire

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TopicFlorida police decline to make arrests after neighbor shoots at delivery car
SauI_Goodman
04/24/23 7:13:17 PM
#4
Null_Gain posted...
America going Mad Max seems to be inevitable.


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TopicDon Lemon fired from CNN
SauI_Goodman
04/24/23 7:11:00 PM
#51
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

i remember him being on msnbc. maybe not in a spotlight role but as a contributor.

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TopicDon Lemon fired from CNN
SauI_Goodman
04/24/23 7:10:27 PM
#50


Irony posted...
Eh I don't buy it
it's on the cnn website though

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TopicCM Punk backstage at WWE. Kicked out by security
SauI_Goodman
04/24/23 7:02:04 PM
#5
eh there's hope for cm punk. if scott steiner can go from having a mugshot of his backstage with "if you see this man backstage call the police" to hall of famer, cm punk can be salvaged.

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TopicDon Lemon fired from CNN
SauI_Goodman
04/24/23 6:56:51 PM
#46
Tuck for Lemon in a trade.

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TopicCute teacher on first date: Common Core math is the best thing ever
SauI_Goodman
01/08/23 10:14:16 AM
#21
I never plan on using math other than my checkbook so wtf do i care. Lets go back to my place!

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TopicDo you believe in spiritual / healing energy
SauI_Goodman
01/08/23 9:58:11 AM
#7
Shotgunnova posted...
Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate
Smooth operator.

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TopicMan argues with date at bowling alley. She knocks him out with a bowling ball
SauI_Goodman
01/08/23 9:57:29 AM
#39
Cobra1010 posted...
I hope the camera man or the person yelling get a strike is a couple with the woman now.

And I hope the victim sues the shit out of them. Should be an easy case with video evidence.
If he decides to press charges.

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TopicMan argues with date at bowling alley. She knocks him out with a bowling ball
SauI_Goodman
01/08/23 9:57:06 AM
#38
Vicious_Dios posted...
That dude needs to surround himself with better people in his circle.
This right here. Surround yourself with positivity. I dont know if he presses charges or not, though. In the hood pressing charges makes you a bitch. Which is why a lot of this goes unchecked.

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TopicWhat pick up line would you use on dis Florida woman?
SauI_Goodman
01/08/23 9:52:14 AM
#6
I bet she loves doggy.

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TopicNBC Execs Regret Paying Jimmy Fallon $80 Million Contract Extension
SauI_Goodman
01/08/23 9:50:05 AM
#35
Gutfield is a rival? I dont find him funny but hes on a serious network. Fallon has never been funny either.

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TopicF is for friends who do stuff together
SauI_Goodman
01/08/23 9:48:07 AM
#4
Like fuck

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TopicDave Bautista had his Manny Paquiao tattoo covered after homophobic comments
SauI_Goodman
01/08/23 9:45:19 AM
#30
What has jericho done?

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TopicDo you believe in spiritual / healing energy
SauI_Goodman
01/08/23 9:43:26 AM
#1
Chakra / reiki etc



Seems expensive. $200 a session. I guess you could always do it on your own.

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TopicRobber shot, killed by customer at taqueria in SW Houston
SauI_Goodman
01/08/23 9:41:31 AM
#86
Also, i do not care if the gun was fake.

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TopicRobber shot, killed by customer at taqueria in SW Houston
SauI_Goodman
01/08/23 9:40:36 AM
#85
This mans a hero. I commend this man. Play stupid games...

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TopicHello Titty
SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 5:11:44 PM
#2
Hello nipple.

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TopicI'm tired of getting caught jerking off.
SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 5:11:14 PM
#53
Insert fast times at ridgemont high clip here

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TopicGalaxy S23 lineup to be revealed February 1st.
SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 5:10:07 PM
#35
Makeveli_lives posted...
Cant tell if srs. If thats the case just get an 21 Ultra when the 23 comes out. Itll probably be like a 400 dollar purchase around then, maybe 500.
How much for a 15 tho. Phones are not a priority for me.

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TopicYou have to eat with your hands after one of the following
SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 11:49:40 AM
#1
Which would you rather do


Das nasty.

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TopicGalaxy S23 lineup to be revealed February 1st.
SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 11:04:32 AM
#24
WalkingLobsters posted...
wow Im so excited to buy the same exact product as last year only with slightly better battery and a marginally better camera. I am excite!
Lol i dont expect everyone to do as i do and wait as long as possible to upgrade, but its also ridiculous whenever someone goes omgz new phonez i gotta git it even though i just upgraded 2 months ago aerrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh aiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TopicGalaxy S23 lineup to be revealed February 1st.
SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 10:47:21 AM
#21
Thinking about upgrading my s5 to an s15. This ones about done. Got 10 years out of it.

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TopicPosting classic spanish songs
SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 10:45:46 AM
#21
https://youtu.be/p47fEXGabaY

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TopicJust ran a mile.
SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 10:44:23 AM
#2
Lol thats nothing

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TopicHoly Shit, Hakeem Jeffries...
SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 10:39:43 AM
#36
Sansoldier posted...
Warming up to the guy a little more now, but I'll need to see more to bridge the gap in ideology.

I did like how he brought up "normalcy over negativity" when they predictably started to boo after "maturity over maralago"
It was a nice speech. Itd be better if he actually believed it. At the end of the day hes really no different than any other politician.

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TopicThe greatest video game "victory theme" ever.
SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 8:29:00 AM
#3
Guile telling chun li to go home and be a family man.

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TopicSaudi Arabia will turn a blind eye to Ronaldo and his girlfriend
SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 8:25:36 AM
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Saudi Arabian law forbides unmarried couples to live together, but they will look the other way.

Source: yahoo sports

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TopicYou only get one chance, what pick up line do you use on her?
SauI_Goodman
01/06/23 7:38:11 PM
#18
Wait thats not stephanie -_-

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TopicWoman goes viral after saying she dates men to abuse/dmg to humble them
SauI_Goodman
01/06/23 7:37:03 PM
#9
Hold on what nights is she at the rhino

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TopicOne of these items DOES NOT belong in a stew
SauI_Goodman
01/06/23 6:57:17 PM
#2
What kind of ssssssssssick freak puts onion in a stew

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TopicOne of these items DOES NOT belong on a burger
SauI_Goodman
01/06/23 6:56:19 PM
#15
What kind of ssssssick freak puts onions on a burger

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TopicAre there any movies were you felt the Villains were right?
SauI_Goodman
01/06/23 6:51:19 PM
#9
Get on the scale!
Get off the scale!

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TopicAmazon employee dies on the job and management stacks boxes around his body
SauI_Goodman
01/06/23 6:49:38 PM
#49
Foppe posted...
Remind me why unions are bad again.
Because employees get lazy.

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TopicThe perfect woman but you job to her in everything
SauI_Goodman
01/06/23 6:47:45 PM
#11
In wrestling terminology job refers to losing.
Example:

Vince: Hulk Hogan, i want you to do the job tonight to the undertaker.

Hulk Hogan: woah! Hold your horses, brother! You know the hulkster doesnt job! Thats not gonna work dor me, brother.

Vince: ok, ok. I see your point. How about this. What if we make you look really good during the job.

Hulk hogan: explain.

Vince: hear me out. What if, it took outside interference from paul bearer, ric flair, and a steel chair. That would make you look really good!

Hulk hogan: well, im not a big fan of losing the strap brother. But ok! As long as i get it back and as long as i beat the undertaker clean to get the title back! Brother!

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TopicRon Jeremy has been declared incompentent to stand trial
SauI_Goodman
01/06/23 6:42:13 PM
#1
Due to dementia.

Source: yahoo

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TopicMarijuana becomes legal but alcohol is prohibited
SauI_Goodman
01/06/23 11:31:10 AM
#36
Considering i dont smoke fuck that

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TopicOur temporary manager is just writing everyone up. Lol.
SauI_Goodman
01/06/23 11:30:32 AM
#2
Been there lol. A good director would ve able to see through the bs but in my experience they usually just take the managers side.

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TopicWhere were you and what were you during January 6th, 2020?
SauI_Goodman
01/06/23 11:02:52 AM
#3
Sleeping

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