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ZangsBeard
01/07/23 5:03:17 PM
#51:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
when sharing a bed it's necessary to fart under the covers to establish dominance

Look into their eyes and fart while masturbating. Furiously.

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 5:07:37 PM
#52:


i like doing it furiously but when the skin starts turning really red ,thats when I get concerned.

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SauI_Goodman
01/07/23 5:11:14 PM
#53:


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Moeperry
01/07/23 5:51:20 PM
#54:


Phenomenal_one posted...
ooooooh big man sleeping in his own bed. Take your flexing elsewhere please.
lmfao

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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 6:05:02 PM
#55:


He's jacking it in his own bed and rubbing it in my face.


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The_Critic
01/07/23 6:10:16 PM
#56:


Phenomenal_one posted...
nah its more anger. This morning he said dammit again?! You need help! He had a red face.

you misunderstood. It wasnt you need help! It was you need help?
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Phenomenal_one
01/07/23 6:21:08 PM
#57:


The_Critic posted...
you misunderstood. It wasnt you need help! It was you need help?
maybe thats why he was red and angry?

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The_Critic
01/08/23 12:56:55 AM
#58:


Red and horny, not angry.
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TetsuoS2
01/08/23 12:59:18 AM
#59:


FF_Redux posted...
so this is a topic


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ZangsBeard
01/08/23 6:46:39 AM
#60:


Phenomenal_one posted...
i like doing it furiously but when the skin starts turning really red ,thats when I get concerned.

If it dont blister, youre not doing it right, mister.

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Phenomenal_one
01/08/23 10:38:54 AM
#61:


I would use lotion but thatll make noise

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IronChef_Kirby
01/08/23 10:17:53 PM
#62:


This is the funniest thread Ive seen on this websight in a long time. This sort of thing is why I cant quit GameFAQs.gamespot.com

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Blue_Inigo
01/08/23 10:19:44 PM
#63:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/8/AAaaLFAAEEnW.jpg

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Phenomenal_one
01/09/23 11:47:47 AM
#64:


IronChef_Kirby posted...
This is the funniest thread Ive seen on this websight in a long time. This sort of thing is why I cant quit GameFAQs.gamespot.com

my jacking off problems aint funny. This is serious.

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foxhound101
01/10/23 7:09:29 PM
#65:


Your brother is mad because you haven't asked him to join you.

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 7:44:42 PM
#66:


I told him it was toaster strudel icing on the pillow case but he didnt believe me.

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Heartomaton
01/10/23 7:49:11 PM
#67:


I'm doing it right now in this topic.

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 7:50:04 PM
#68:


Heartomaton posted...
I'm doing it right now in this topic.

can I join?

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Heartomaton
01/10/23 7:50:45 PM
#69:


I jerk alone.

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jsb0714
01/10/23 7:50:48 PM
#70:


When he complains, spurt at him
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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 7:51:49 PM
#71:


Heartomaton posted...
I jerk alone.

Ill be thinking about you then.

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Heartomaton
01/10/23 7:52:29 PM
#72:


You can't think about me, I'm thinking about me.

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cjsdowg
01/10/23 7:53:11 PM
#73:


this is a topic

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 7:53:25 PM
#74:


Too late, Ive already started.

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Heartomaton
01/10/23 7:53:59 PM
#75:


cjsdowg posted...
this is a topic

Now I'm thinking about you.

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ZangsBeard
01/10/23 7:54:41 PM
#76:


Heartomaton posted...
I jerk alone.

And we wank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I wank alone
I prefer to be by myself

Yeah, the other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Rosie Palm
And her sisters Lefty and Rightie

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TheoryzC
01/10/23 7:55:53 PM
#77:


Phenomenaldeeding_one

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 7:56:27 PM
#78:


Heartomaton posted...
Now I'm thinking about you.
No, you can only jerk to me.

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Heartomaton
01/10/23 7:59:23 PM
#79:


I jerk to whoever I please.

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ZangsBeard
01/10/23 8:00:09 PM
#80:


Heartomaton posted...
I jerk to whoever I please.

Pssshhhaw. I please whoever I jerk.

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 8:01:15 PM
#81:


You can fight all you want, its still gonna happen.

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 8:06:37 PM
#82:


Ill be beating off with thoughts of you and itll penetrate your mind and make you jerk off to me.

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 8:09:04 PM
#83:


Phenomenal_one posted...
Ill be beating off with thoughts of you and itll penetrate your mind and make you jerk off to me.

Masturbatory sorcery

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ZangsBeard
01/10/23 8:10:27 PM
#84:


Phenomenal_one posted...
You can fight all you want, its still gonna happen.

It is inevitable.

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ImagineUsngAlts
01/10/23 8:12:33 PM
#85:


lmao I'm surprised this topic is still up. It'd probably be deleted if it was sister or mother.

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 8:13:31 PM
#86:


ImagineUsngAlts posted...
lmao I'm surprised this topic is still up. It'd probably be deleted if it was sister or mother.

they understand my pain.

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Heartomaton
01/10/23 8:16:09 PM
#87:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80304237/970760809

It's not letting me quote the post properly, but that's not what I heard, Zang.


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Heartomaton
01/10/23 8:16:41 PM
#88:


Phenomenal_one posted...
Masturbatory sorcery

I always wear my tinfoil hat when I'm pounding off.

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ZangsBeard
01/10/23 8:18:33 PM
#89:


Heartomaton posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80304237/970760809

It's not letting me quote the post properly, but that's not what I heard, Zang.

Probably because of all the spunk in your ear.

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 8:21:12 PM
#90:


Heartomaton posted...
I always wear my tinfoil hat when I'm pounding off.

it wont protect you. I will force my way in.

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Heartomaton
01/10/23 8:24:38 PM
#91:


ZangsBeard posted...
Probably because of all the spunk in your ear.

How dare you insult my cleanliness.

Phenomenal_one posted...
it wont protect you. I will force my way in.

No means no.

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 8:27:29 PM
#92:


Heartomaton posted...
How dare you insult my cleanliness.

No means no.

keep telling me no, it only makes me stronger.

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ZangsBeard
01/10/23 8:28:23 PM
#93:


Heartomaton posted...
How dare you insult my cleanliness.

I told you I please when I jerk. Not my fault where it goes

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 8:39:43 PM
#94:


ZangsBeard posted...
I told you I please when I jerk. Not my fault where it goes
No need to apologize here.

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Heartomaton
01/10/23 8:43:21 PM
#95:


Phenomenal_one posted...
keep telling me no, it only makes me stronger.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/7/AAcI8BAAEE-n.jpg

Why does quoting you bork the message tool Zang. What is this trickery

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 9:11:53 PM
#96:


I prefer saying cock instead of penis.

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Phenomenal_one
01/10/23 10:01:41 PM
#98:


Yea Ive always got them knocking on the door asking am I choking the chicken?

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Starks
01/10/23 10:02:42 PM
#99:


You have a bathroom and a shower.

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ZangsBeard
01/11/23 5:00:54 AM
#100:


Heartomaton posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/7/AAcI8BAAEE-n.jpg

Why does quoting you bork the message tool Zang. What is this trickery

I dunno? I guess my meat stoking abilities cant be duplicated.

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