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masterpug53 05/26/23 10:44:46 AM #302: |
"Well sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a real emergency exit." --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gmanthebest 05/26/23 4:24:04 PM #303: |
There's THE TRUTH And THE TRUTH! --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 05/26/23 4:24:54 PM #304: |
when grandpa walks into the sleaze house and sees bart and pulls a u turn lmao. --- Italian, French, German. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FolkenRawr 05/26/23 4:25:35 PM #305: |
Nothing at all, nothing at all Sir, have you been reading my diary again? Zzzzaap Woozle wazzle? --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 05/26/23 7:05:25 PM #306: |
"Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom. It seems she goes wild with desire if her husband nibbles on her elbow." "We need names!" Well, let's just call 'em, uh... Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, "Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 05/27/23 11:40:23 AM #307: |
"Thank you so much for visiting our plant, Dr. Kissinger. We'll let you know if your glasses turn up." "Uh, yes. Well, I'm sure I left them in the car." (Thinking) "No one must know I dropped them in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 05/28/23 12:54:23 PM #308: |
I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes? Herpes herpes bo-berpes, banana-fana fo ferpes, herpes! Oh! Hey, that spot on Gorbachav's head? Herpes! Trust me. Anybody here have herpes? Huh, huh? --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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radiowackoman 05/28/23 12:56:56 PM #309: |
I only speak in Simpsons quotes. I also only eat things in bar form. ... hospital, please. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Euripides 05/30/23 5:48:24 PM #310: |
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laming!" --- he/him/his ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 05/31/23 10:29:48 AM #311: |
"Troy, this circle is you." "My God, it's like you've known me all my life!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 05/31/23 3:50:48 PM #312: |
You know, my course can help you with every personality disorder in the "Feel Bad Rainbow." Let's look at the rainbow. What's in there? Depression, insomnia, motormouth, darting eyes, indecisiveness, decisiveness, bossiness, uncontrollable falling down, geriatric profanity disorder (or GPD), and chronic nagging... nagging... nagging... Selma: Sorry, it does that sometimes. [hits the tv] --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 05/31/23 3:53:26 PM #313: |
There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome... Helloooo mother dear --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloneIBreak 05/31/23 7:37:55 PM #314: |
Get that cat out of the way! --- "Never confuse education with intelligence, you can have a PhD and still be an idiot." -Richard Feynman ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 06/01/23 10:33:14 AM #315: |
"So many memories...aww, look...Knightboat!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/01/23 10:46:23 AM #316: |
Euripides posted... "I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laming!" lol, this was my signature for a couple of years --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 06/01/23 10:50:50 AM #317: |
Nelson (to bullies): So I says to Mabel, Mabel, why di- *adult walks into the room* Nelson: Yeah, so I just started whaling on the nerd. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/01/23 10:52:38 AM #318: |
divot1338 posted... Nelson (to bullies): So I says to Mabel, Mabel, why di- They reused this? For some reason Bart's "So I says to Mabel, I says..." cracks me up way more than it should --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 06/01/23 10:53:23 AM #319: |
Some folkll never eat a skunk, and then, again, some folkll. Like Cletus, the slack jawed yokel. I can see my house from here. Hey ma! Get off the dang roof! --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 06/01/23 10:57:00 AM #320: |
HylianFox posted... They reused this?Maybe my brain overwrote who was saying the line. Youre probably right. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/01/23 10:58:46 AM #321: |
divot1338 posted... Maybe my brain overwrote who was saying the line. Youre probably right. You may have confused Bart's "Mabel" line with Nelson's "Huckleberries" line, which ends with saying he "kicked the guy's ass" when Skinner walks by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KfFJz9n1ao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95YtSyect8I --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/01/23 1:36:04 PM #322: |
Next on Exploitation Theatre: Blacula, followed by Blackenstein, and The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 06/01/23 2:17:43 PM #323: |
And now, the thrilling conclusion of 'Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy!' "Uh, Colonel?" "Blaugh!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PeteyParker 06/01/23 2:21:27 PM #324: |
From the Z to the O to the double R-O He's the dude in the mask from the barrio. With his horse and his mask and his big ol' sword He'll cut your butt from a '52 Ford. --- "How can.. the Prime minister.. support a law.. that makes it illegal for people.. who....What I'm trying to say is.. Oasis rules!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/01/23 2:37:29 PM #325: |
PeteyParker posted... From the Z to the O to the double R-O I... am a COWARD! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/01/23 2:42:56 PM #326: |
ngl I'd pay good money to see an actual 'The Poke of Zorro' movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXxRQ4MYz3E --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PeteyParker 06/01/23 3:14:28 PM #327: |
HylianFox posted... ngl I'd pay good money to see an actual 'The Poke of Zorro' movie Only if it stars Curtis "Booger" Armstrong, Eric Roberts and James Earl Jones as the voice of the Magic Taco. --- "How can.. the Prime minister.. support a law.. that makes it illegal for people.. who....What I'm trying to say is.. Oasis rules!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/01/23 3:15:51 PM #328: |
PeteyParker posted... Only if it stars Curtis "Booger" Armstrong, Eric Roberts and James Earl Jones as the voice of the Magic Taco. Amen --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 06/02/23 9:27:22 AM #329: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/8/AAY3DRAAEiCy.jpg --- I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/02/23 11:34:32 AM #330: |
"Seymour, you're fired!" "I'm sorry, did you just call me a liar?" "No, I said you were fired." "Oh. That's much worse." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gmanthebest 06/02/23 1:45:52 PM #331: |
The other day a coworker was telling me about how her boyfriend found out our boss is gay. Apparently by "partner" he thought, "Business partners who live together." And all I can think of is: "That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've got to have him and his wife over for drinks sometime." "Mmm, I don't think he's married, Homer." "Oh, a swinging bachelor, eh? Well, there's lots of foxy ladies out there." "Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you?" "Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam." "He prefers the company of men!" "Who doesn't?" "Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo..." "Right." "...Sexual." "AAAAHHH!" --- The large print giveth And the small print taketh away ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/03/23 10:59:57 PM #332: |
*Bart points a laser pointer at Skinner's crotch* "Hm, there appears to be a red dot on my trouser front. I'd better lower it." ... "The dot also appears to be on my underpants. Well, down they go." *Chief Wiggum drives up* "Hey buddy, you'd better get that red dot checked out. My uncle died of crotch-dot." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 06/04/23 4:47:30 AM #333: |
matteus70 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/8/AAY3DRAAEiCy.jpgHand me my patching trowel, boy! --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/05/23 7:45:18 AM #334: |
"I was saying Boo-urns." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/05/23 11:17:05 AM #335: |
"Mayor Quimby, Fat Tony wanted me to give you this:" *mmmmmmmmWAH!* *spits* "You moron! That's the Kiss of Death!" "Oh no! Maybe I didn't do it right." *goes in for another kiss* --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crazyman93 06/07/23 7:01:49 AM #336: |
Homer realizing he was the guy on the pop art and his brain insulting him. "I'll fix you!" *downs a beer* Brain: "Oh yeah! I'll fix you! Go drive a car!" "Yes master...." *wanders off with a keyfob* "Come here car! Come here boy!" --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 06/07/23 9:10:43 AM #337: |
Homer: *running red light* "It's okay, I'm a teacher!!" Ms. Hoover: "I didn't know we could do that!" *runs red light too* --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Euripides 06/07/23 9:12:28 AM #338: |
"Oh, you like Mr. Sparkle?" "Well, I AM Mr. Sparkle" --- he/him/his ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CrimsonWaffle 06/08/23 3:12:04 AM #339: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/5/AAWkTAAAEjCp.jpg --- How smart are you? How dumb am I? Don't count any, of my advice. PSN: Crimson_Arcade, Switch FC: 2459-7124-5704 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/08/23 3:37:42 PM #340: |
Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/08/23 9:45:07 PM #341: |
good, this is still here "What ancient beverage was made using hops and grains?" "Ancient Hop-Grain Juice?" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 06/08/23 10:08:34 PM #342: |
Marge, we gettin some drive-thru, and we're doin it twice! --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 06/09/23 2:10:25 AM #343: |
The deed is done. 24 years of trying to kill a ten-year-old child have finally paid off! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EyeWontBeFooled 06/09/23 2:18:56 AM #344: |
buddhamonster posted... Kent Brockman on TV- Im being told I can speak with the ringleader now.That scene never fails to get me. Not once. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 284 Shinys and counting! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sabin017 06/09/23 2:23:27 AM #345: |
"freakin no good mother*bleep bleep bleep* cheese!" --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/09/23 5:23:25 PM #346: |
"You're the Birthday, You're the Birthday, You're the Birthday Boy OR Girl!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/09/23 5:32:16 PM #347: |
"What's your name, sweat stain?" "Bashir." "Bash here? I love a kid that comes with directions!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/09/23 10:08:59 PM #348: |
"It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first and last blackberry schnapps." Maude: "Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today?" "I was more animal than man!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Forest_Temple 06/10/23 1:55:50 AM #349: |
WilliamPorygon posted... "What's your name, sweat stain?"Lol what episode is that from? --- Gamefaqs internal affairs chief and commander. Keeping the mods in line and fighting corruption. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 06/10/23 2:52:54 AM #350: |
Forest_Temple posted... Lol what episode is that from?MyPods and Boomsticks (s20e8) In the episode, Homer becomes suspicious of Bart's new Muslim friend, Bashir, and decides to invite his family for dinner. When Homer offends them, he goes to their home to apologize but discovers what he believes to be a terrorist plot to blow up the Springfield Mall. In the episode's subplot, Lisa gets a MyPod (a parody of iPod) and racks up a large bill. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 06/10/23 2:58:48 AM #351: |
WilliamPorygon posted... In the episode, Homer becomes suspicious of Bart's new Muslim friend, Bashir, and decides to invite his family for dinner. When Homer offends them, he goes to their home to apologize but discovers what he believes to be a terrorist plot to blow up the Springfield Mall.this reads like a Family Guy plot... --- https://imgur.com/gallery/dXDmJHw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GL-BYZFfY ... Copied to Clipboard!
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