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Are you admitting to have bought drugs?

Are you new to college?

Heh!

D-Qwon posted...

I don't believe regular sunglasses help protect your eyes against it.

Yeah, but if you're outdoors and dont plan to stare it then you dont need sunglasses do you?

Are you supposed to buy sunglasses even if you dont plan to look at it? It seems like a nuclear fallout that everyone outdoors NEED to wear them whether or not you stare at it.... which doesnt make any sense. I thought the sunglasses were for staring at the eclipse for long periods of time.

Drugs play a big role in the worlds economy.

I dont know what to say aside from those who chose "no" or "not sure" are getting cucked.

Family guy covered an episode on this.

I dunno about you guys, but once I retire I'm going to buy a home in a nicer part of a third world country and get laid all night long by hot foreign women.

Didnt Seinfeld have an episode like this?

Your girlfriend or wife of 5 years jokingly brings up about having an open sexual relationship with others.

"just had a stupid idea, what if we had an open sexual relationship with other people, that'd be weird wouldnt it haha"

Do you immediately dump her?

XxKrebsxX posted...

Yup.

10 times out of 10 she already has the dude in mind. 50% she already fucked him.

Relationship would be RIP at that very moment.

Then her friends would ask you why you didn't let her talk or discuss about it "LIKE A REAL MAN!"

How exactly would discussing this subject with her fix the situation? If she mentioned it, then she most likely has already done it, is thinking of doing it, or will do it.

Also, cheaters tend to generally be people that are average or good looking.

I always laugh when forecasters here say to be prepared for triple digits when it only applies to "INLAND" areas. I'm closer to the bay side where it'll be in the 70s max but these weather forecasters always mean it like these triple digits will be hot in all parts of California.

I prefer having a male doctor since I'm a male and I can just relate better with other males. But now I have a female doctor who just got out of grad school and I'm debating on canceling my future appointment for a routine checkup since she seems niave about my health condition and it would be weird for her to see me naked for this upcoming routine.

Topic.

huuuuh i dont get it just give us $15 already huuuh

Especially when its at an expensive restaurant and it becomes the guys fault for choosing this option for a date.

"this box was already open. Can I get a discount?"

Most of the sales are only 50% off and no more than 35% for newer games. I think I'll just wait till christmas or thanksgiving.

Even if this is what you can currently afford.

Zoom. Enhance. Enhance. Zoom.

Its got the name of a local state prison with "prison mail" stamped in red on top of it. The senders got the address but no name. I dont know anyone thats currently in prison.

God damn clean shaven WHITE MEN.

The most important thing to them right now is makeup, good looking men with money, and social interests.

What happend t your old one? Traded it in for a xbox or what

Itachi157 posted...

Let this be a lesson to anyone thinking it'd be cool to do one of those tours there (especially if you're a US citizen). There's no stopping NK from doing this to you if they want. He allegedly stole something but I don't take NK at their word.

There are several videos of Americans doing stupid shit during their tour in North Korea thinking its okay because thats they do in America such as doing stupid poses in front of important monuments or tresspassing and most of the time its college students. So fuck it, give it to those motherfuckers for not respecting other countries rights. Plus you deserved to be punished for even wanting to tour North Korea.

Vicious_Dios posted...

That's why you listen.

voodoomagic posted...

You aren't supposed to talk with them. You are supposed to ask them open ended questions and let them blabber.

Most of the time they just end up giving me one or two sentence answers then fire back at me with the same question I asked them and the cycle repeats.

I literally cant think of anything to talk about with them.

Does the college automatically refund him for Fall semester classes or does he have to do it?

Who the fuck does laundry at 1am in the morning? Its like a fucking zoo in here.

gucci man

And you guys said Gamestop had bad practices.

Topic.

Its okay for women to cheat, but not men.

"whoa dude! doctors and lawyers make over $200K a year!? WHOA!!!!!!"

Are people just ignorant or what? Doctors and lawyers make a shit load of money because they do TONS of overtime which is like over 80-100 hours a week. OT makes up most of people's income even the CEOs and other top class workers.

Thats a swimmers ass... too manly.

Wondering the same. They've got the original cast but mid seasons of the original show wasn't good.

Never understand it either. People commit crimes then post it on social media for friends to see lmfao.

kewldude475 posted...

Okay whether or not this is ethical or not aside, why is it gonna cost you thousands of dollars? Pretty sure you could get that tested for free

If a random guy asked you to go up to his girlfriend and do their best to have sex with them, wouldn't you want to at least get paid for it?

Imagine a nice guy telling you nice things every fucking day he sees you.

kewldude475 posted...

R0N1N187 posted...

kewldude475 posted...

Her ex. But seriously don't do this.

Thats a good one.... but why not?

Huh... never thought of that. Yeah why not, see how it goes. You might get hurt though so I personally wouldn't but hey at least you'll learn for the future.

No shit its going to hurt, but I'd rather find out about it early on in the relationship rather than a year or two later on because that feeling will be much worse with all that time you've invested into her. Of course I wont just test her a few times. I'm going to test her overtime and if she's loyal, she wont cheat even though I will have probably lost thousands of dollars.

Eat more fiber.

kewldude475 posted...

Her ex. But seriously don't do this.

Thats a good one.... but why not? I have the right to test her loyalty.

solosnake posted...

Just take her to the bar

No, it wouldn't make any sense since her behavior will be different when I'm there. I want guys to test and record the cheating while I'm at work.

Offworlder1 posted...

This is going to end in disaster, why are you doing this to yourself topic creator.

Why do you say that? It's not wrong to hire and pay other men to test my girlfriend. They get paid to holler at my woman and they can take her if she obliges. I'm not putting in years of relationship effort and time just to find out midway that she's a cheater all along. So I'm paying dudes $100 each to test her.

External HDD. Around $100 for 1TB at best buy.

I dont have much guy friends that are great with women so I'm looking for some good looking men that were made to breed to see whether or not my new girlfriend will cheat on me. Any idea where I can find them?