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Topiclife hack for when you're waiting for your pizza rolls to bake in the oven
Philoktetes
01/01/20 3:36:15 PM
#1
microwave a few for an appetizer
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicIf boneless chicken breasts were cheaper than boneless chicken thighs,
Philoktetes
12/31/19 1:26:48 PM
#1
why would anyone buy the thighs?

Yesterday at Costco, boneless chicken breasts were a dollar cheaper per kilogram than boneless chicken thighs. They had a big coffin fridge full of each, so obviously thought they would both sell well. I would have thought the only reason to buy chicken thighs over breasts would be to save money; so under these circumstances, why would one buy the thighs?
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicBeing in Cats has taken Idris Elba out of the running for James Bond
Philoktetes
12/28/19 8:05:58 PM
#3
Was he ever actually in the running or was it just an internet meme
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicHave you used marijuana in your life?
Philoktetes
12/28/19 8:01:21 PM
#3
No
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topicwhen did rush limbaugh stop even trying to be funny
Philoktetes
12/28/19 7:18:46 PM
#13
Making fun of drug addiction is ableist. It's neither cool nor good to mock people with substance abuse disorders
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicwhen did rush limbaugh stop even trying to be funny
Philoktetes
12/28/19 7:09:02 PM
#11
His tv show was popular he just quit doing it because he got tired of having to do makeup and everything else involved with being on tv every day
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topicwhen did rush limbaugh stop even trying to be funny
Philoktetes
12/28/19 6:52:22 PM
#5
TomNook20 posted...
That dude is still a thing?


Yeah and he's still the most popular talk radio host
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicwhen did rush limbaugh stop even trying to be funny
Philoktetes
12/28/19 6:48:03 PM
#1
like I've been listening since the 90s and he used to do a lot more intentional humor and frankly it was just a much more enjoyable listen once upon a time now it's p much just angry rush whining about the libs
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicDo you feel bad for future generations?
Philoktetes
12/27/19 7:45:19 PM
#1
more than anything I feel bad for kids who have tablets with youtube and bootleg free to play games shoved onto them rather than real TV and video games
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicApparently Trumpers are OUTRAGED that trump was cut from home alone 2
Philoktetes
12/27/19 10:55:38 AM
#16
doesn't this ruin the continuity of the movie tho?

how does Kevin find the lobby if Donald doesnt tell him where it is?
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicWhy do Americans call it "Italian" whenever they cook pasta?
Philoktetes
12/26/19 7:29:24 PM
#1
Just because it's pasta doesn't mean it's proper "Italian" cooking. It's Americanized, and rarely do they get it right to call it Italian. Americans have some very weird methods to cook pasta and it's disingenuous to say "oh, we're having Italian tonight." No. You're having American pasta. Italian cooking has specific methods of cooking that is considered correct if you want to call it Italian.
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicYou know what? Burger King is fucking trash
Philoktetes
12/25/19 5:49:49 AM
#18
fact: the burger king Big King is better than the wendys Baconator
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicrate my calvin and hobs fan art
Philoktetes
12/23/19 4:11:13 PM
#1
https://i.imgur.com/Og4sYLu.jpg
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topicautomotive life hack
Philoktetes
12/23/19 9:07:56 AM
#5
he doesnt have LL as far as i know
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topicautomotive life hack
Philoktetes
12/23/19 8:58:50 AM
#3
Caution998 posted...
@Complete_Idi0t


he's already seen it i posted it on another message board forum we both post on too
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicautomotive life hack
Philoktetes
12/23/19 8:54:21 AM
#1
https://twitter.com/alifanacct/status/1208541502483378176
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicWhich is Better: Rice or Beans?
Philoktetes
12/22/19 1:51:20 AM
#1
I'm going with rice. Rice is versatile, and good on its own too.

Beans are what they are, and that's it.
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicmen want sex, is that a fair statement? if so, what do women want? also sex?
Philoktetes
12/20/19 7:48:15 PM
#1
like what does the average woman want in life

i am legitimately curious, like women are a complete mystery to me
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicwater is the densest thing there is, right?
Philoktetes
12/19/19 10:24:49 PM
#1
water is very dense because it's so tightly packed, right?
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicdid anyone else notice something odd about the lavender town music?
Philoktetes
12/19/19 10:24:20 PM
#14
just that one

all my others have been banned over the years
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topiccostco having cheaper prices seems like a myth
Philoktetes
12/18/19 8:53:33 PM
#1
im a very wealthy business man, i know all the prices at ralphs/safeway

went to costco today and aside from the rotisserie chicken almost everything is more expensive. plus you need a membership and often have to buy larger portions
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicWe have to use PTO if we want to get paid for Christmas Day
Philoktetes
12/17/19 8:57:52 AM
#26
wait why do you think you should get paid for not working o_O
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicIf you want a progressive future for America you should be against impeachment.
Philoktetes
12/17/19 8:29:12 AM
#1
Rather than support Bernie who could actually defeat Trump in the election, the Democrats need Trump out of the picture so they can nominate Joe Biden and not worry about losing the election again.
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicegg diet
Philoktetes
12/17/19 1:06:59 AM
#1
what can i expect from the egg diet (=eggs, condiments and fats only)?
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicone weird trick to get incels to learn moore's code
Philoktetes
12/15/19 7:49:33 AM
#1
TopicGreta Thunberg is Time's Person of the Year
Philoktetes
12/11/19 7:26:52 PM
#105
metallica846 posted...


Bill Gates is working on that but people are too afraid of the nuclear boogey man in their backyard.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TerraPower


>mobile link
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicIsn't it fucked that police don't need any sort of college education?
Philoktetes
12/11/19 4:10:42 PM
#31
no

it's fucked that so many menial jobs require a bachelors degree
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicI had lunch with Joe Biden today
Philoktetes
12/11/19 4:06:47 PM
#9
linid0t posted...
Did you challenge him to a pushup competition


no but i could defeat him if i trained
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicI had lunch with Joe Biden today
Philoktetes
12/11/19 4:02:00 PM
#4
SocialistGamer posted...
Didn't even include a Hi CE message in the pic smfh.


i tried but the secret service nixed it
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicI had lunch with Joe Biden today
Philoktetes
12/11/19 3:58:47 PM
#1
We sat down and talked about the VPs Plan for Immigration. The VP is one of the most genuine humans I have ever met and has my support now more than ever. Read more of the plan at https://joebiden.com/immigration/

https://i.imgur.com/9LbKZuH.jpg
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicGreta Thunberg is Time's Person of the Year
Philoktetes
12/11/19 3:57:32 PM
#98
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELh7ltzW4AQ4PmI.jpg:large
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicChuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people
Philoktetes
12/11/19 11:40:09 AM
#1
then it exploded
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicWhat does it mean for a sleigh to "ope"?
Philoktetes
12/10/19 8:05:33 PM
#3
A closed sleigh is called a carriage
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicwhat do the atheists replace church with? where do you foster belonging?
Philoktetes
12/10/19 4:34:01 PM
#1
DSA meetings?
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicWhy is racism more prevalent today than it was in the 90s?
Philoktetes
12/10/19 4:33:32 PM
#4
obama
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicGamergate was basically the S3 plan in irl life
Philoktetes
12/10/19 2:21:44 PM
#1
GamerGate was a test case for Breitbart, InfoWars, and the GRU to see how to manipulate the sexual anxiety of an entire generation of inadequate male losers into betraying America.
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicSo I made this girl quit her job today.
Philoktetes
12/10/19 2:02:04 PM
#1
I went to a local Mexican restaurant that has $1 tacos for 'Taco Tuesday.' It's a Chipotle style line where you choose hard or soft taco, chicken or beef, and you can add up to three "toppings" from the following: lettuce, salsa, rice and beans, sour cream, or spicy sour cream. I think there were a few others but they are of no use to this story.

So I walk up to the start of the line and she asks me what I want. I say: "Hi. I'll have six tacos. Three hard and three soft. Three with chicken, and three with beef, but not so that all the chicken or beef are on the same style taco. I'll have any three toppings between lettuce, salsa, rice and beans, sour cream and spicy sour cream such that salsa and any style of sour cream is on all of them and that no two tacos have the exact same contents."

She looks at my face for a few seconds with a blank stare before saying, "Fuck this" and just walks to the back where the customer can't see, and then like 15 seconds later walks down the hallway and out the door and gets into her car. Then some guy comes out from the back, who I assume is the manager, with a concerned look on his face, apologizes and takes my order. Other employees were really confused.

Tacos were okay.
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicIs it realistic to expect a therapist to introduce me to a woman I might like?
Philoktetes
12/09/19 4:59:12 PM
#1
One of my main sort of ideas about this therapy is that she is going to be like "hey i know just the right girl for you, so imma try and introduce you two"

that would be so awesome
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topici pulled a power move in the grocery store today
Philoktetes
12/09/19 3:26:21 PM
#1
i got the deli female to give me a free sample slice of bores head turkey but then i didnt buy any meat B)
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicPeople are miserable because we don't bowl enough anymore.
Philoktetes
12/07/19 12:03:30 AM
#1
There were more people in bowling league in the 80s than the are in any sort of structured social group in America now. Purely coincidentally, depression and mental illness is way up over the same period add these decreases. Living in total disconnection from others also means you don't have support networks to depend on, and having these networks is highly correlated to better health outcomes.
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicThe MLB Playoffs were phenomenal to watch this year.
Philoktetes
10/31/19 1:22:59 AM
#17
mlb doesnt have playoffs

it has a postseason
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicSomeone just told me Bill Burr is playing Dash Rendar in The Mandalorian...
Philoktetes
10/31/19 1:00:39 AM
#6
bill burr uses vulgar language in his comedy acts
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicSomeone just told me Bill Burr is playing Dash Rendar in The Mandalorian...
Philoktetes
10/31/19 12:57:50 AM
#2
imagine caring about star wars in the current year
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicAnother Halloween has almost arrived
Philoktetes
10/31/19 12:54:11 AM
#37
it's kind of sad how many grown adults in the current year still celebrate halloween

it's just another example of how millennials refuse to grow up
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicthis is the future AOC wants
Philoktetes
10/31/19 12:49:30 AM
#109
Villain posted...
Philoktetes posted...
Villain posted...
TC is an unemployed man with 5 teeth who blamed Obama for his situation.

However his situation has not changed when Trump assumed office.


please stop unemployment shaming and dental shaming

im not unemployed; i hate a part time minimum wage job. and i have more than 5 teeth

please stop cyberbullying me

society's problems are so bad Trump hasn't been able to solve then in only 2 years; he needs another term to finish making america great again


Also the TC is an admitted racist incel and mocked the death of a generally liked user on LUE last summer.


im not a racist although i do enjoy making ironic racist jokes sometimes

i am an incel but there's nothing wrong with that. keep the incelphobia off this websight

i didnt mock the death of a generally liked user; i mocked him for being a weeaboo in life
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicApart from the Bible, what are the most important texts for a Christian to read?
Philoktetes
10/30/19 4:41:21 PM
#12
narnia
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Topicthe 2 women who flashed the camera at the world series are banned for life
Philoktetes
10/30/19 4:37:57 PM
#2
good riddance; they're degenerates

my wife's son was watching the game and he's scarred for life
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicMy bed is covered in skin cells from 10+ girls
Philoktetes
10/30/19 2:32:57 PM
#31
Veggeta X posted...
@Philoktetes stole your topic and posted on LL.


dont doxx me
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
TopicIs a clothesline in the backyard not a thing anymore?
Philoktetes
10/30/19 2:21:22 PM
#1
When I was growing up the late 1960s/1970s, we had a clothesline in the backyard. It was an economical way to dry clothes (free!) after they were washed in the washing machine. But today you rarely see them. Why is that? Are they consider low class? Or just too much work? (It's a lot easier to just throw the clothes in a dryer.)
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I don't think so, Tim.
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