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Turbam posted...

smh. This war hero still has to make ends meet by driving people around

we need more heroes who continue to work for a living rather than live off welfare
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He told me this is the first time he's ashamed of being American. "Cheeto Drumpf is destroying everything I fought for in the trenches of France."
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You're sitting in the movie theater. You hear "TSSSST CRACK."

You know somebody opened an outside contraband soda can.

What do you do?
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that's the religion

you can't judge other people's culture
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rock stars and hollywood producers are degenerates
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although I may disagree with some of jack e chan's political views, I respect his differences
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another trains about to come
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most homeless people are drug addicts
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instead of killing people
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When professionally dealing with women (serving a table, sales etc):

- Be polite, use ma'am/madam unless youre told differently.
- Dont eavesdrop on conversations.
- If she has an issue with your service/establishment - listen attentively, shes probably been pretty nervous about asking you because of social conditioning.

On a night out
- NEVER touch women without permission.
- If you ask a woman to dance or buy her a drink, if she refuses dont press the issue. Wish her a good night a walk away.
- Intervene if a woman is clearly on her own and being intimidated by a man / either report or step in.

Generally:

- Dont tell sexist jokes.
- Dont wolf whistle.
- Dont mansplain.
- Dont intimidate.
- Dont raise your voice.
- Its the little things that count: men should regularly ask the women close to them (e.g.: mothers, wives, girlfriends, etc) if they need anything [else] done?, or is there anything [else] I can do for you?. Its a good simple open-ended question that can lead to women naming their needs and it doesnt come across as unusual when asked. It comes across as considerate and polite.

Just to re-iterate, none of these things qualify you as a female supremacist ally. These are good starting blocks though. Lets make a better world! #FemaleSupremacy
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In the home:

- Men should strive to make womens lives as comfortable as possible. There are studies that show men THINK theyre doing more in the home than theyre actually doing when it comes to house-care/home cooking/house cleaning and childcare. Theres no such thing as a man doing too much around the house, but there is such a thing as a man doing too little (and most men do too little). It isnt glamorous or fun but it is absolutely reasonable and necessary. This means men do at the very minimum 75% of the household chores, ideally more. Women have to put up with much more shit at work on a daily basis than men do, she shouldnt have to worry about doing as much as you in the home.
- If you have kids, make it clear in absolutely no uncertain terms that all major decisions are made by the Female head of the household. Any girls growing up in the household will see female authority as natural and act accordingly, any boys growing up will see this and know to respect female authority in life elsewhere.
- If she has friends over, dont get in the way. But do make yourself useful.

When raising Daughters:

- Teach them unlimited aspirations.
- Teach them about excellent female role models.
- Dont enforce ber femininity on her, shell decide for herself later in life her look/style.
- Take her to self defence classes.
- Make sure she sees the head of the house is Female.
- Ensure she feels safe to talk about anything to you.

When raising sons:

- Teach them to respect and listen to what women are saying. Dont enforce female supremacy on children, but also dont reinforce societal roles of Female submission and male dominance. The removal of toxic masculinity begins with fathers and sons.
- Teach them about excellent female role models.
- Make sure he sees the head of the house is female.
- Make sure he feels he can talk to you about anything.

In the bedroom/Sexuality:

- Never pay for sex. The chances of the woman invoked having gone through no abuse/degradation is nil. Paying for sex is paying for the abuse of women.
- Men should never push for sex from a partner, regardless of how horny they are feeling. While trying to come on to a partner is of course fine, accept her first rebuttal. If she wants sex, youll know about it.
- Prioritise the womans desires/fantasies always. Do your best to put aside your own wants for her benefit.
- If a woman has said no to a sex act (I.e Anal) never ask for it again. Shell let you know if shes changed her mind and wants to try it. Anything else is pressuring her.
- The woman should dictate what sex involves. Even if this extends to rarely/never having PiV. The idea that this IS sex must be removed from society, its merely an act on the massive spectrum of sexual activity (and can be very disappointing to women when compared to female centric acts like cunnilingus).
- Never sexually dominate a woman (even on her request) as much as this appears to contradict the previous point, it doesnt. The overall goal of female supremacy supersedes the individuals sex lives. The less instances men have any authority over women the better.
- Reverse the orgasm gap. Women are naturally capable of multiple orgasms whilst men are not. Its selfish and unfair to limit women to one or no orgasm(s) when shes capable of much more. Sex should never involve a man orgasming and a woman not. The reverse is acceptable.
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The below is a totally non-complete and non-scientific list of things we (Men) can do to improve the quality of the lives of the women around us. Some of these items are minor, some require a little more effort. None require extreme action.

If, like me, you agree the world would be much better off governed solely by biological females - these are small steps we can take to help the cause along the way. By making womens daily lives easier, we begin to lay the foundations of a peaceful, happy, female oriented world of tomorrow.

Please feel free to add to this list, remove from the list as you see fit, just please mention that your list is based from this one. I may add to this from time to time.

(P.S. - Enacting any or all of these warrants no special reward, no prize and no recognition. These should be common courtesies extended to women, by men; to improve their lives and help to try and make up for the piss poor treatment that the entire female sex has suffered for 1000s of years. )

If you work with women:

- Offer to make her/them a tea/coffee; so she/they can continue working. If she/they decline(s) dont pester and just offer again when you next make one. Never be pushy.
- Clean her/their cup(s)if you do, dont be lazy.
- Keep the workplace tidy, dont leave this to the women.
- Complement women on the work they do and thank them for the their efforts. A little thanks goes a long way.
- Dont bear down or mansplain anything.
- Dont talk over women.
- Dont comment on womens appearance anything other than a polite you look nice today.

If you employ women:

- Never enforce a dress code you dont enforce on men (I.E. High heels or make-up).
- Promote and hire women over men when possible, if its a choice between two candidates right for the job, choose the woman.
- When hiring women, always push for the most significant pay/benefits package possible for her role.
- Allow fully paid menstruation leave (Min 2 days per month) on top of holidays and sick pay. This should be in contracts with female employees. No equivalent should be offered to male employees (as, you know, they dont fucking need it).
- Allow women to leave early if they have an issue with children. Dont hold this against them.
- Ensure there is a safe, strictly enforced women-only space available (ideally accessible using ID cards/security passes only. With penalties up to and including termination for men who enter this space.

If youre employed by a woman:

- follow her instructions to the letter. She has enough to deal with without you not listening.
- If she asks you to perform minor things outside your duties (I.e - tidy the office, or do a coffee run) do it without hesitation.
- Offer to take charge of any errands she may need running.

In the street/on the road:

- Never wolf-whistle.
- Hold doors open for women who are pregnant/pushing prams or holding bags etc. Expect no reward.
- Dont stare at women.
- Dont objectify women.
- Dont push in front of women in queues.
- Give way to women at road junctions who are waiting (so long as its safe and lawful)
- If its dark/late and a woman is approaching you, cross the road/keep your distance. Due to rape culture, women report feeling tense in these situations. Make it as comfortable as possible for her.
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you grew up with em and married em and were part of a community and you could actually look up into the sky and see the stars at night.
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A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.

I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall.

This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door.

So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.
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I walked in and the lady asked me if it was for here or to go

I said, "I'm kind of in the mood to eat out..."

then the manager asked me to leave
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The house in unoccupied FYI

It's just overgrown and no one else on this block is that way. No HOA.
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https://www.facebook.com/DryBarComedy/videos/1590464244413119/
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When I was in elementary school I didn't realize I was being brainwashed
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i love noam chomsky and richard dawkins and neil degrasse tyson
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Before they went inside he spoke at length about the many amenities the house had. He mentioned the central heating/air conditioning that had just been installed. He boasted about the professional quality kitchen. He went on about the huge closets, vaulted ceilings, and the built-in sauna and hot-tub. "Why," he said proudly, "This house hasn't a flaw!" "It hasn't a flaw?" The Belle drawled. "Well then what do y'all walk awn?"
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he was like 20 years old

do you know why he was driving so fast?

he was texting the whole time!!
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https://imgur.com/1h05nvIh
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i'll get a bike, a new phone, and a couple of battery packs, and just travel around catching and battling gym pokemon until i am the ultimate master
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https://imgur.com/UJrAN1G
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hockeybub89 posted...

Philoktetes posted...

eugenics is bad, mkay

Being forced to raise disabled children is bad mmkay

this is ableism
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eugenics is bad, mkay
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https://imgur.com/SaNkkfn
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https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/06/06/google-we-wont-link-exec-pay-to-diversity-but-heres-a-nice-vegan-salad-emoji/

diversity ftw!
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just spray them with the hose when they get muddy
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She is a terrible cook, so I do all the cooking.

She is also one of those types who subsist solely on meat and potatoes. She will rarely touch fruit, let alone vegetables.

If I'm making spaghetti, I'll pure a bunch of carrots and bell peppers into the sauce. I do something similar when I make chili. And she never suspects a thing.

Is it wrong that I'm secretly making foods healthier for her?
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we didn't have a/c when i grew up

why are millennials so entitled
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https://imgur.com/laPn8jj

Michelin bought the rights to these things to prevent it from going on the market. They never go flat
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Webmaster4531 posted...

Philoktetes posted...

Liberals would starve to death without welfare paid from conservatives' taxes

You got that backwards, liberal states pay more taxes to the federal government than they receive.

i personally don't believe that
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they're too busy playing mind games in irl life
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Liberals would starve to death without welfare paid from conservatives' taxes
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Like, do they get free popcorn? Because I might decide to become famous if that's the case
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https://imgur.com/nCjXWXq

Anyone know if this shit safe to drink from haha. He said a samurai owned it. Rn just using it to store some good cigs i found cause im scared its gonna give me lead poison if i start drinking from it, is miller lite high enough alchool to kill any contaminants or what am i gonna do w this thing...
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kids at my school said kickball but this new kid said soccer baseball and we made fun of him for it
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my school day is like a benny hill scene B)
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TroutPaste posted...

Pretty sure this is a troll topic

look who the tc is
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gamequeen
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the announcers were talking about a foreign object being on the floor and all the players were laughing and pointing and shit and Lebron just walked off with two trainers holding a towel around him

twitter is starting to ask
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Officers said he was holding a weapon, which was later found in his back pocket.

fair
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without missing a beat, she said "welcome to anatomy 101" and the whole class busted out laughing
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

yeah

i feel guilty about all the second hand smartphone i'm affecting children around me with

it's even worse because parents just hand their kids smart phones and let them watch youtube all day
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think about it
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https://imgur.com/lCKZQQD
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