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Wendy's has a new Smoky Mushroom Bacon Cheeseburger, and - for the first time - a limited edition baked potato, the Smoky Mushroom Bacon Potato. The Smoky Mushroom Bacon Cheeseburger has a quarter-pound fresh beef burger, smoky portabella mushrooms, smoky mushroom aioli, crispy fried onions, Asiago cheese, and three strips of Applewood-smoked bacon, all on top of a toasted bakery bun.

The Smoky Mushroom Bacon Potato features a baked potato topped with melted cheddar cheese, Applewood-smoked bacon, smoky Portabella mushrooms and packages of Wendy's Sour Cream and Buttery Spread.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Time to flush her down the toilet. I mean the hamster would have had a better chance of survival on it's own then been flushed.

*its
*than
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it's not her fault; she's mentally ill
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>anime
>good

pick 1
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it's the afternoon in my time zone
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cool story bro
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I ordered a burrito and asked for nachos. The hispanic guy said "We don't have nachos" and points to the chips bags lined up at the back.

I was like, uh... "Well are those bags full?" He said yes, so I took a bag.

Came home to find the bag was full of nachos.

wat
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I thought that if the Russians won the cold war, we would have to be their slaves. If we won, I would get a Russian slave kid.
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windows 10 makes you pay to play solitaire
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Solar_Crimson posted...

Does South Korea even want North Korea at this point? Wouldn't taking them in tank SK's economy?

it would be racist not to accept refugees because of "the economy"
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So instead of using bombs and soldiers to kill off the Kim regime's brainwashed population why don't we use capitalism? Let's offer Un $10 billion dollars to give up, turn the country over to the South, and retire to Switzerland.
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I usually slip a few dollars into their mailbox every day
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Should I just do rice/beans? Maybe some quinoa as a treat?
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we should make it illegal to plow a truck into a crowd of people or to make bombs
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...

I'm German but I don't think guns should be completely banned. They aren't here either...shooting is a sport after all, and hunters need guns too.

I just don't think you should be able to walk into a walmart and walk out with a gun. It just needs to be expensive and hard as hell to get one. Like most permits for things are. if you consider yourself a responsible gun owner, you should have to prove it.

making things arbitrarily expensive is classism
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The episode was supposed to air around season 6, but it was mysteriously cut. The official story about the episode was that it featured Elaine purchasing a firearm after being mugged, but many elements about this episode were never revealed until recently. NBC Executives refused to officially report on the episode until the Seinfeld season 6 DVD commentary. I have the tape but as someone who works within NBC, unfortunately I cant reveal my sources.

I work at the GE building in Rockefeller Plaza, and I have access to their digital archives. Thats as much as I can divulge. We also have the entire original Seinfeld series in multiple formats, including original reels and VHS tapes. I noticed an episode with the production code 607 was missing from the tape set, and it was relocated in a set of old news reels. The replacement episode The Mom and Pop Store was filmed a season later to replace the missing episode. It is oddly titled The Mason.

The episode starts out as normal, with Jerrys apartment, but the camera is much more steady. Jerry walks out as though hes been drugged and remarks that all of his family and friends have been dying lately. His buzzer rings and its George. George runs up, half crying and tells Jerry hes seen something terrible. Hes mumbling and stuttering for about five minutes until he can form a sentence. There are still pauses for humor, but there is no audience or laugh track. George informs Jerry that planes have crashed into the twin towers due to a terrorist attack on New York.

Jerry turns on the news and you can see modern footage of the 9/11 attacks, all pr-filmed several years beforehand. George says that isn't the worst part: Elaine and Kramer were in the towers at the time of the bombing. What proceeds is a graphic and explicit phone call of screaming and crying and Kramer saying that something terrible has happened, and Elaine is dead. Kramer screams theres no air in the building, and hes burning to death, and that hes going to jump.

The camera cuts to live footage of a man falling from the twin towers. George genuinely looks upset and says Im sorry Larry, but I cant go through with this and he tries to walk off the set, but people stop him and push him towards the stage. He walks out Jerrys prop window and you can hear him calling his agent. Theres a lot of mumbling, and you can see candles being lit behind the stage.

Jerry goes over to the bookcase and pulls it aside, revealing a ceremonial black table with candles, a dinner plate, and a strange box. There is a Masonic symbol against black cloth just outside where the fake stage window would be. Jerry says some weird things in a foreign dialect, and one cut of the camera shows a poster of Barack Obama (This episode originally aired in 1995). The scene ends with Jerry waking up in bed, as though its all a nightmare. Kramer comes in and asks if Jerry has seen a lizard. Jerry laughs and says We are the lizards and the camera zooms slightly. His eyes become slivered, like almonds.

The tape is only 7 minutes long, and what proceeds is just 20 minutes of dead air. If you continue watching to the end, it seems there are three more news reports tacked on. The first is about an outbreak of swine flu, the second about a train bombing, and the third...
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she does MMA not WWE
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https://i.redd.it/hog217mhr4d01.jpg
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next time make sure you're behind 7 proxies before you go online
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do you know de way to leave
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the epa is just a bunch of government regulations that hinder corporations from making as much money as possible
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My sister thinks so.

Me, my sister, and a few other relatives went out for dinner. I was tired, hungry, and frustrated. The restaurant was downtown. It took us forever to find a parking spot. We had to park like three blocks away from the restaurant! About time we got to the establishment, I was out of breath and my feet hurt. We had to wait 45 minutes to get our table. Not all of us could fit into the tiny booth, the table was pressed against our ribcages. So we had to wait another 15 minutes to get a different table!

When my food finally arrived, I was in heaven. A very large bowl of fettucine alfredo mixed with marinara. The server said it was meant for two people, and even then there should be leftovers. Whatever. I was able to scarf that down and a side order of broccoli. The broccoli was cooked to perfection. It was drenched in butter, salt, and garlic. At my shock, my three year old nephew reached for a large piece of broccoli. I gave him a really stern look, like an Angry Bird. He backed away, thankfully.

But then, my sister blurted out "Brayden wants some broccoli, could you give him some?" I was like "No, it's MINE" My sister got mad and told me I was really rude.

What do you think? Is it rude not to give children food that's not theirs? Especially when they don't ask?
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isn't that good

so youll owe less taxes
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that's because i saw it as a screenshot and didnt bother to type it out

if id come across it in text form i would have copy pasted it
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butthole666 posted...

What url change

>he doesn't read all the site announcements

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/6-gamefaqs-announcements/76238326
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sballen thinks this will make the eventual merger more palatable
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https://apnews.com/0ed8dbbcde504a7a85c30905066aef59/Lynyrd-Skynyrd-announce-farewell-tour-starting-May-4

this is some mandela effect shit

i thought lynard skynard died in a plane crash in the 70s
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my wife's daughter 90% pre-slices her school lunch fruit the night before, & then rubber-bands it shut so it doesnt turn brown.

https://i.imgur.com/YsSYBjB.jpg?1
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it's against the rules to mention LL exists
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"Men are more likely to fantasize about cuckolding, and they do it more often -- but there are a number of women who have these fantasies as well, which points to the need for more research focused on women's cuckolding desires," Lehmiller said.

Initially viewed as a heterosexual phenomenon, it's increasingly prevalent among gay men, too. "I'd long gotten letters from straight couples into cuckolding (usually initiated by the husband), but none from gay couples until after marriage equality began to gather steam," explained writer and activist Savage. To learn more, Savage joined with Lehmiller and Ley for a study of cuckolding fantasies and experiences in 580 gay men.

Their findings suggest that there are similarities between the way gay and straight men view cuckolding, but clear differences, too. Most notably, interracial and BDSM themes don't appear to be as common in gay men's cuckolding fantasies as they are among heterosexual men. The motivations behind these fantasies may also be different.

Part of what makes cuckolding arousing for heterosexual men is that they tend to view it as a taboo act. "In a society or culture that idealizes monogamy, the cuckold fantasy is a current narrative that is available to people to conceptualize their sexual fantasies," said Ley.

But that may not be an influence for everyone. "For gay men, cuckolding isn't quite as taboo because the norm of lifelong monogamy isn't so strong in the LGBT community; however, it can still be arousing for a number of other reasons," said Lehmiller. For instance, fantasies about voyeurism and group sex seem to overlap with those about cuckolding in these men. "It's a sexual desire that can be easily customized to meet a wide range of sexual needs and desires, whether it's taboo sex, novelty, voyeurism or something else," he told me.

And the emotions surrounding seeing your partner with someone else can add to the turn-on, explained Savage. "It's not cuckolding if there isn't an element of humiliation, degradation or denial," he said. "Our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade."

As a sex therapist, one of the more intriguing findings from this study involves the impact of cuckolding on relationships.

"Overall, our research found that for the most part, cuckolding tends to be a positive fantasy and behavior," said Ley. "It doesn't appear to be evidence of disturbance, of an unhealthy relationship, or of disregard for one's partner." But there's an important caveat, added Lehmiller. "We found several personality factors that predict more positive experiences acting on cuckolding fantasies. For those who have a lot of relationship anxiety or abandonment issues, who lack intimacy and communication, and who aren't careful, detail-oriented planners, acting on a consensual non-monogamy fantasy could very well be a negative experience," he said. "In other words, not everyone who has a cuckolding fantasy should think about acting on it."

Remember that sometimes just sharing a sexy thought can be arousing enough -- you don't have to follow through. If you are thinking about acting on a cuckolding fantasy, it's worth stepping back first and making sure your relationship is in a good place and that you have strong sexual communication skills.
"For men and couples considering the issue of cuckolding, it's important there be honesty, integrity, communication, mutuality and shared values," advised Ley. "I've seen men who try to trick their wives into cuckolding them, and this never, ever ends up well."

For couples who do decide to move forward, it's important to take things slow. "The reality of watching your spouse have sex with someone else -- or knowing they're doing it, if you're not there -- is often very different than the fantasy.
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https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html

In our current political climate, the term "cuck" -- short for "cuckservative" -- has become an insult of the so-called alt-right, aimed at men they view as spineless and emasculated. The slur has its roots in the concept of cuckolding, or having an adulterous partner.

But, according to a recent study by David Ley, Justin Lehmiller and the writer Dan Savage, acting on cuckolding fantasies can be a largely positive experience for many couples, and hardly a sign of weakness.

References to cuckolding appear in literature as early as the 13th century, usually in the form of male characters who fear that their child has been sired by another man during an act of infidelity. Today, however, cuckolding has become fetishized into a powerful sexual fantasy for some men, who get aroused by the idea of their romantic partner engaging in sexual activity with someone else. Women also share this fantasy, but less so than men.

"This fantasy has been around as long as marriage and sexuality," said Ley, whose book "Insatiable Wives" addresses cuckolding in heterosexual couples. "But we're hearing more and more about it these days, and more people are rejecting the social stigma against this fantasy."

Indeed, the numbers suggest that cuckolding, or at least thinking about it, is more common than you might imagine. For his forthcoming book, "Tell Me What You Want: The Science of Sexual Desire and How It Can Help Improve Your Sex Life," Lehmiller surveyed thousands of Americans and found that 58% of men and about a third of women had fantasized about cuckolding.
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boxington posted...

so, uh, what kind of cough syrup?

so I can avoid it, I mean...

anything with DXM in it
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sounds like a waste of a hospital visit

he could have just come down at home

did medicare pay for this
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why is it always just a snack
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Democrats are trying to drag us back there. That's not Progressive, that's Regressive.

Just a thought.
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I was hospitalized after dipping a papa John's hot pepper in taco bell fire sauce
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ugh, calculus is killing me
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oral sex is degeneracy
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it doesn't matter whether he concedes
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like keep in in the fridge then just put it in a bowl and eat it

my roommate has never heard of this
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A friend of mine has assembled common ingredients to make a fast food item. We believe the idea has potential.

How to market it? The fast food chains would be interested.

But how do you contact them? And how do you keep them from stealing your idea?

What to do?

And thanks, as always.
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i once got a capri sun with two straws
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