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that's a kid's tooth
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that's your skeleton trying to escape
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no

medicare for all would give health care to people who haven't earned it
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CanuckCowboy posted...

Alcohol is physically addictive and the withdrawal can kill you if youre a serious enough alcoholic.

i personally don't believe this
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Philoktetes posted...

Questionmarktarius posted...

Philoktetes posted...

have an electronic lawnmower

All that does is punt the 'footprint' to the grid.

that's still more efficient than burning gasoline in a 2-stroke engine

Get a reel mower, but even that just shifts the carbon output to respiration.

Lawnmowing may be carbon-negative anyway. The grass bits just store carbon on the ground, and the grass itself goes into panic-mode to regrow itself, sucking CO2 out of the air at an accelerated rate.

those only work if you have a tiny lawn
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china
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Philoktetes posted...

have an electronic lawnmower

All that does is punt the 'footprint' to the grid.

that's still more efficient than burning gasoline in a 2-stroke engine
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I recycle, dont use bottled water, have an electronic lawnmower, dont water the yard, and try to not eat as much meat. I also shower only once per week to save water.
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Purely posted...

He can't live without his medicine.

but it's not addictive!
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Jagr_68 posted...

Govt also says I can survive a nuclear fallout by hiding under a desk.

i wish people would stop mocking this

obvs hiding under a desk wont protect you from a direct nuclear strike

but if youre far enough away from it to survive the immediate strike but close enough to still get effects, hidign under a desk can protect you from broke glass and stuff

like hiding under a desk during a tornado drill
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zebatov posted...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delay_of_game_(ice_hockey)

>mobile link
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Cacciato posted...

I know youre a weird guy, but a 9 year old topic is still a little bizarre to copy and paste from. You do you though.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-555428.html

Also editing before you respond with dont doxx me

so you know you're doxxing me and you do it anyway

that's even worse than people who dox me without knowing theyre doing something wrong
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Sackgurl posted...

Infinite 2003 posted...

I feel like if people with Aspergers could just up and decide to stop acting like people with Aspergers they would do so on their own.

i understood aspergers to be a much less severe form of autism that is viewed as high-functioning, and altering behavior in response to social criticism from peers is pretty essential to function socially

but i am not an expert on the subject.

i will say this: if a person cannot function socially they should not be part of a social organization.

this is literally ableism
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captpackrat posted...

If the puck wasn't allowed to leave the surface of the ice, then the goalie could just lay down in front of the goal and nobody could score.

*lie down

lay is a transitive verb; lie is intransitive
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the UN has classified gaming as a disease too now

https://www.who.int/features/qa/gaming-disorder/en/
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i took my wife's son out of school for a month to teach him cursive myself because apparently the public schools decided kids dont need to learn it anymore -_-
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I am obviously not a hockey fan, but I was wondering: Is it legal for the puck to leave the ice? Does a goal count if the puck leaves the ice anywhere along its path? What if the puck is in the air when it enters the goal?
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Holy_Pumpkin posted...

lmao it's not addictive. I vaped it every single day with intent to get high for an entire year

::thinking::
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spudger posted...

"get off my lawn!"-The Topic

why do people say saying "get off my lawn" is a bad thing

i spend a lot of time and effort getting it just right

why do kids in the neighborhood think they have the right to walk on it and mess it up?
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imagine being a slave to a plant
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WerewolfPaws posted...

JBaLLEN66 posted...

Sounds like your frat is low tier

Oh its not my frat.

then whya re you friends with them
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what language do they speak in botswana
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Godnorgosh posted...

tbf, I rarely hear these expressions anymore. At work we want precise times. Every minute of lost productivity is considered money wasted. Things are more hustle-and-bustle now than in the 90s.

yeah i miss the good old days
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https://imgur.com/jnPfO1T
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im 30 im not a millennial
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My phone said 3:50, so I told them, "It's ten 'til four." This was met with blank expressions, followed by "What?!?" I thought I must have said it too fast ("tentil four,") so I repeated myself, slower. They're both silent and staring, and I'm a little confused. At an impasse, we just looked at each other. Finally, the one said to the other, "Oh! It's 3:50!!"

I asked them, "What if I had said it was quarter to four?" No, neither one understood. I asked, "What if I said it was half past three?" No, they didn't know what that meant, either.

Everything is digital. They don't understand expressions of time.
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has omar provided proof that she didn't celebrate on 9/11 ?
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it's p. cute
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did he have a permit to carry a weapon?
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isn't instagram just full of thots
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yeah it's really sad that we have difficulty finding enough millennials who want to protect are great nation
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walker was a good show it's just cool to hate on chuck norris now since he dares to be a conservative christian in hollywood
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if an atheist was digging in the ground and found a piano, he would assume that the piano randomly assembled itself over billions of years rather than that it was created by someone
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I wlaked in and when I got greeted I said

"Can you help me? I'm kind of in the eat out mood..."

Then they asked me to leave
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in my home and all i have to do is put a small sign in my front yard

it seems like a p good deal i told him to come by tomorrow
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im a job creator because there are people whose job it is to clean up my litter
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do you have any idea how oppressed women are in America in the current year?
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he ended the war with north korea
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carrot juice because it has vitamin A which is good for your eyes

tomato is poison because it's a nightshade
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1125 a week is 58500 a year

what do you do with all that money
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bobbaaay posted...

Who at her age has trouble getting enough fiber? lol

i do because i dont like vegetal
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Puglia77 posted...

How do you enforce this

how do you enforce any board game rules?
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do you think she has a boyfriend :3
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my uncle says all satellite teleiviosn will be dead by 2022 because the satellites will have fallen out of orbit by then and no one is launching new satellites because theyre expensive and millennials are killing the pay for television industry -_-
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who cares
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my mom rents videos from the library for free
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CADE FOSTER posted...

Why is Disney allowed to own Hulu and fox aswell if we had a working government they would block that

because it's just television it's not something actually important
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old
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they dont have song of the south either

i guess the SJWs really have won
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