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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:01:34 PM #1: |
Because that's how many girls I've had sex with since I last washed my sheets lol
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darkprince45 10/30/19 2:01:52 PM #2: |
Why arent your topics considered spam at this point
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MC_BatCommander 10/30/19 2:02:19 PM #3: |
That's fucking disgusting
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:02:20 PM #4: |
darkprince45 posted...
Why arent your topics considered spam at this pointBecause they're funny and interesting --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:02:55 PM #6: |
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VanananaHeyHey 10/30/19 2:04:00 PM #7: |
Dude, even when I was on a dangerous pathological sex tear the first time I downloaded grindr and had something to prove, I washed my sheets like every other person or so.
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mustachedmystic 10/30/19 2:06:16 PM #8: |
What do you think your next girl's reaction would be if you told her that she's about to have sex on sheets soaked in the juices of your last 10 partners?
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:06:49 PM #9: |
mustachedmystic posted...
What do you think your next girl's reaction would be if you told her that she's about to have sex on sheets soaked in the juices of your last 10 partners? Idk about hers but that just makes it hotter for me! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 10/30/19 2:09:36 PM #10: |
No_U_L7 posted...
mustachedmystic posted...What do you think your next girl's reaction would be if you told her that she's about to have sex on sheets soaked in the juices of your last 10 partners? Unless you pick up the woman from that sloppy girl topic, it's probably safe to assume that they won't be turned on. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:10:47 PM #11: |
mustachedmystic posted...
Unless you pick up the woman from that sloppy girl topic, it's probably safe to assume that they won't be turned on. Good thing I dont tell them I did just do my annual wash tho so you can all relax --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 10/30/19 2:13:57 PM #12: |
Good thing I dont tell them You know it'll produce a smell, right? Oh, I almost forgot that this topic was made by a virgin. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:15:39 PM #13: |
Kitt posted...
You know it'll produce a smell, right? Oh, I almost forgot that this topic was made by a virgin. Theres no smell, most girls just lay there so very little sweat and I wasnt with any girl more than twice --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jjp05c 10/30/19 2:16:41 PM #14: |
Your fingers arent girls.
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Kitt 10/30/19 2:18:33 PM #15: |
No_U_L7 posted...
Kitt posted...You know it'll produce a smell, right? Oh, I almost forgot that this topic was made by a virgin. this topic was made by a virgin. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:20:10 PM #16: |
Also I'm asian so I dont sweat lol
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mustachedmystic 10/30/19 2:20:15 PM #17: |
After all the bragging you do, you're gonna just come out and say most of the woman you "bed" are the type to just lie there? I guess if that's what you like, then more power to you.
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MC_BatCommander 10/30/19 2:20:22 PM #18: |
No_U_L7 posted...
annual wash Lmao you're so full of shit --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Archibleedies 10/30/19 2:21:07 PM #19: |
uh if you're regularly fucking on your sheets and not washing, that is downright nasty. i used to wash them literally right after
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:21:16 PM #20: |
mustachedmystic posted...
After all the bragging you do, you're gonna just come out and say most of the woman you "bed" are the type to just lie there? I guess if that's what you like, then more power to you. Most hot girls are bad in bed, it's sad but true --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:21:41 PM #21: |
Archibleedies posted...
uh if you're regularly fucking on your sheets and not washing, that is downright nasty. i used to wash them literally right after Define regular. 12 times in a year isnt much imo --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 10/30/19 2:22:44 PM #23: |
"There's no smell"
"Asians don't sweat" You are making it harder and harder for me to pretend that everything you type isn't a lie. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 10/30/19 2:23:10 PM #24: |
Nall posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...No_U_L7 posted...annual wash Uh no? What a weird question --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veggeta X 10/30/19 2:24:04 PM #26: |
@Philoktetes stole your topic and posted on LL.
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:24:12 PM #27: |
mustachedmystic posted...
"There's no smell" It's all true I also have no body hair whatsoever --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:24:35 PM #28: |
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mustachedmystic 10/30/19 2:30:14 PM #29: |
No_U_L7 posted...
I also have no body hair whatsoever Now that can happen. But there's no way that Asians as a people don't sweat, or there wouldn't be billions of y'all, many living in a hot climate. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:31:37 PM #30: |
mustachedmystic posted...
Now that can happen. But there's no way that Asians as a people don't sweat, or there wouldn't be billions of y'all, many living in a hot climate. Some sweat I'm sure Me personally I dont and I know many other asians who dont And I dont mean literally no sweat...I mean very minimally through a day Rigorous exercise of course makes me sweat --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Philoktetes 10/30/19 2:32:57 PM #31: |
Veggeta X posted...
@Philoktetes stole your topic and posted on LL. dont doxx me --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 10/30/19 2:37:29 PM #32: |
Ok now were getting somewhere, from everything you've said, you are obviously having the most boring, monotonous sex imaginable. The kind that even a devout Mormon would find boring.
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:40:28 PM #33: |
mustachedmystic posted...
Ok now were getting somewhere, from everything you've said, you are obviously having the most boring, monotonous sex imaginable. The kind that even a devout Mormon would find boring. Probably lmao I have never claimed to be good in bed. I know what I'm doing but knowing and executing are different....I get lazu/bored --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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coh 10/30/19 2:41:26 PM #34: |
Who fuck says things like that. Sounds like a serial killer in the making
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:42:09 PM #35: |
coh posted...
Who fuck says things like that. Sounds like a serial killer in the making I'm not a serial killer --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrozenXylophone 10/30/19 2:42:56 PM #36: |
Why do they lie there?
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 2:46:02 PM #37: |
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Why do they lie there? They feel like they're hot so they dont have to try hard --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vol2tex 10/30/19 9:46:27 PM #38: |
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bobbaaay 10/30/19 9:49:26 PM #39: |
No_U_L7 posted...
Kitt posted...You know it'll produce a smell, right? Oh, I almost forgot that this topic was made by a virgin. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyrannosaurus 10/30/19 9:57:26 PM #41: |
Ahh yes. Sheets are like a pizza stone. Soak up all the flavor. Mmmm.
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 9:58:08 PM #42: |
nuge posted...
So many things said by TC in this topic prove he's never had sex. You've just never had sex with me --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThanksUglyGod 10/30/19 10:01:46 PM #44: |
I'm still calling the cops
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Disengaged 10/30/19 10:06:34 PM #45: |
Wash your sheets nasty mcnuggets.
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No_U_L7 10/30/19 10:48:44 PM #46: |
Conflict posted...
Isn't one of the core mandatory traits for not being repulsive to women being hygienic? Cause it doesn't sound like you fit that bill i am hygienic, because i sweat very little while sleeping. and i shower in the morning (and at night before bed) anyway --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Keith_Valentine 10/30/19 10:56:32 PM #47: |
I believe Tc. But saying chicks just lay there shows hes not great at sex. If you cant get the girl to give some effort and push back or react, thats on you, slim jim.
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cjsdowg 10/31/19 5:58:14 AM #48: |
That is beyond nasty. then to brag about it.
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No_U_L7 10/31/19 11:41:40 AM #49: |
Y'all calling me unhygienic when y'all are the ones using toilet paper instead of wet wipes
I shower before bed and dont sweat when I sleep. When I wake up I shower immediately. Soooooo unhygienic --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trappedunderice 10/31/19 11:54:09 AM #50: |
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