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80k a year is 5k a month

what do people do with all that money
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Villain posted...

Wish there was one with Spotify and without ESPN tho

yeah i dont want to watch sportsball just give me my childrens cartoons
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it bottles my mind why anyone cares about youtubers and their drama
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you guys know socialized healthcare actually sucks, right?

Like, you don't just go into a hospital and say "one heart surgery please" and it goes perfectly then you leave. They'll come up with whatever reason to deny care if possible and youll be waiting well over a year for even routine procedures. Theres a reason rich people come to the us if they need anything done.
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imagine watching capeshit
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It's really hard to qualify for Medicaid now since Obama lowered the income requirements you have to be super poor
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have you ever seen homeless people?

he's not wrong
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Goats posted...

lilJoe457 posted...

You will go to the hospital. They will do the surgery. Then you will need to pay back the bill in payment plans you can afford. My friend got his gallbladder removed. No insurance. This is what he has to do. Pay back 100 a month for a 13,000 bill.

So he's fucked for the next decade of his life

if an extra hundred a month fucks you, you need to get more income
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also you can just ignore your medical bills
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you go to the emergency room and they fix it and if youre poor you can get financial assistance on your bills

dont let Liberals convince you america is inhumane
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the rules don't apply to females
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MrNintendo1213 posted...

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeinfeldIsUnfunny

>tvtropes
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this is degeneracy
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ive watched a few of his old shows on youtube and it's not funny

it's just edgy vulgarity for the sake of being offensive
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Antifar posted...

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/09/17/politics/trump-administration-california-auto-emissions/index.html

>mobile link
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im neither proud nor unproud of being unemployed; it's just my current state

i won't let unemploymentshamers hurt my feelings though

it's a sign of our messed up capitalist society that we judge a person's worth based on what job they have (or don't have)
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Looks like this thing was fried twice. It was crunchy and a little chewy at the same time which I actually liked.

Overall it was ok I guess. Won't be getting it again at the $2.49 price point.

https://imgur.com/rB7KbtSh
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is he ok?
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i tell you dont do

try to break into peoples sheds
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he's probably mentally ill
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then you're a victim of internalized classism

it still doesn't make that word ok
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so do Liberals literally think you should just let people steal your stuff?

no wonder they're all communists -_-
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HasaDiga posted...

A redneck claymore?

don't say r*dneck; it's a classist slur
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nothing happened it was typical CE fearmongering
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wow you just solved the energy crisis
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how can you do a roast in tyool 2018 when edgy humor is illegal now
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I read somewhere that the world will be completely out of fish in the 2040s. How likely is this to happen? Is it just scaremongering, or will we really see the day where we can't get seafood anywhere?
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KillerKhan420 posted...

amazing for it's time.

*its

pronouns don't use apostrophes to show possession
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no i dont care about wheel of fortune because i have a life
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george was short fat bald unemployed and lived with his parents and still got sex

truly the 90s were a magical time
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It's like 3D games were really new and experimental so there were a bunch of features in it that were never used again in any game

Like how Mario has about 10 superfluous useless moves

Or how there's a fucking plesiosaur in Hazy Maze Cave that totally clashes with the art style of the rest of the game

Or how all the levels are islands floating in purgatory

Or how the camera system in the game is justified in the plot; there's literally a guy in a cloud with a camera following you

Or how you can just lose your hat in the snow world and be totally crippled until you get it back

Or how your oxygen meter is merged with your health meter; you can refill your health instantly by jumping in water and then resurfacing

Or that pulling-Mario's-face minigame at the title screen

Or the way the Metal Cap seemingly only exists to show off the N64's reflection effects.

just lots of odd beta-ish stuff throughout the game in general.
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yeah

i wish sniper wolf was my wife
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wrestling is fake
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this isnt just a scary clown movie though

it says a lot about are society
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winamp pwns because it really kicks the camels ass
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this is the year ill finally get sex
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AlecSkorpio posted...

People dont have N64 shadows IRL

it depends on the sun
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446727345932599308/623215241718792212/floating.jpg

how?
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Solid Sonic posted...

Milk is pretty fatty anyway unless you drink skim, which is FUCKING AWFUL.

fat isn't bad

sugar is bad
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don't break the rules
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Every middle aged woman at work keeps talking about how they're voting for him

wtf?
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UnhndredDescole posted...

There was ice discovered on Mars or something. Life forms will be harder to determine that far away, and it'd be 111 years old when we see it but this is very cool nonetheless

dude if theres life forms they could be billions of years old
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Yeah the full lyrics are cancelled for that transphobic line
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Nurses just hand out pills

CNAs should get paid more since they're the ones doing the literal shit work
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did they say whether they were doing it literally or ironically?
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I literally once got a gym membership because of fitness trolls here
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you dont need stamina when you can knock people out in 15 seconds
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he was found guilty and paid his debt to society
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yeah back in the good old days people had real conversations
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