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TopicThe Rush Limbaugh show is playing Rush Limbaugh right now.
Philoktetes
02/17/21 6:27:31 PM
#9
*drivel
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topicif walle were made today, would it be canceled for fat shaming?
Philoktetes
02/17/21 5:28:03 PM
#2
no

fat people are one of the groups it's still socially acceptable to hate

society still has prejudices
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicGot my license suspended for 30 days
Philoktetes
02/17/21 5:25:58 PM
#31
stop breaking the law
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicITT: Post Video Game ads
Philoktetes
02/17/21 4:41:37 PM
#4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjpHzLYHkwA
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicITT: Post Video Game ads
Philoktetes
02/17/21 4:36:20 PM
#2
advertising doesn't work on me
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicGoldeneye speedrunner discusses leaked XBLA remake of the game
Philoktetes
02/17/21 4:32:09 PM
#35
yeah but at least real hobbies like hiking or physical activities actually do good by keeping you healthy

speedrunning is just a complete waste of time
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicGoldeneye speedrunner discusses leaked XBLA remake of the game
Philoktetes
02/17/21 4:07:31 PM
#33
speedrunning is a very weird hobby it bottles my mind why anyone cares about it

like imagine if people who spend hundreds of hours playing videogames did something worthwhile instead how much we could improve society
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topic'Going days without power is a sacrifice Texans should be willing to make if it
Philoktetes
02/17/21 3:47:16 PM
#4
it's still your duty to clean up URLs before you post them
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topic'Going days without power is a sacrifice Texans should be willing to make if it
Philoktetes
02/17/21 3:45:45 PM
#2
wackyteen posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/1362079382806933512



>mobile link
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicGoldeneye speedrunner discusses leaked XBLA remake of the game
Philoktetes
02/17/21 3:41:14 PM
#29
ultimate reaver posted...
to anyone concerned with this sort of thing the speed runner in the op video is a nazi. Like, not an everyone-who-is-right-wing-is-facist nazi, an actual race replacement conspiracy theorist who talks about the Jewish question and does the (((parenthesis))) thing I unironically. So you might not want to give him views


how are his personal views relevant to speedrunning tho
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicRemember that one part in Star Fox 64?
Philoktetes
02/16/21 5:10:31 PM
#4
this is fake
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicMetal Gear Solid: The Board Game has been canceled
Philoktetes
02/16/21 4:22:46 PM
#16
g0ldie posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/joindicebreaker/status/1361627517233283075



>mobile link
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topicwhy do people volunteer to live places where there's snow lmao
Philoktetes
02/16/21 3:54:31 PM
#4
back in my day i just packed all my stuff up in my car, drove across the country to a new city, and i gave firm handshakes to the apartment manager and manager of the local factory and i had a job and a place to live that same night

ok boomer
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topicwhy do people volunteer to live places where there's snow lmao
Philoktetes
02/16/21 3:53:40 PM
#3
most people don't have any agency over where they live

"just move"

no it's not that easy if you're poor
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicAngry Snowman In Texas
Philoktetes
02/16/21 3:18:39 PM
#2
>15 second video of an obnoxious annoying youtuber when it should have just been a photo of the angry snowman

this is why i hate the modern internet
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topic"Don't waste food because there's billions of people starving!"
Philoktetes
02/16/21 2:56:06 PM
#9
Coloradough posted...
Americans will tell themselves anything to get to stuff their faces


^this is fatphobia
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topicthis comic PWNS exercisers
Philoktetes
02/16/21 1:33:18 PM
#1
https://i.imgur.com/GXPeKXZ.jpg
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topicone neat trick ive starting doing is flipping the breaker off when i go to bed
Philoktetes
02/15/21 11:29:48 PM
#1
try it out you will be surprised

food in the fridge lasts through the night, phones stay charged, no pipes burst in the winter
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicLionel Messi superfan grows up to become his teammate
Philoktetes
02/15/21 10:21:52 PM
#6
Arcanine2009 posted...

white guy


isn't he argentinian
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topica woman is a mystery with no clues
Philoktetes
02/15/21 9:19:03 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/HTIdrPZztgQ
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicWhat dumb person thought it'd be a good idea to make player run toward th camera
Philoktetes
02/15/21 1:35:00 AM
#5
it works in crash bandicoot
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topic"junk food" does not exist. food is food.
Philoktetes
02/15/21 1:20:15 AM
#10
MabusIncarnate posted...
So you think eating 10 chocolate chip cookies is the same as eating an apple?


no

do you think it's ok to tell people how to live?
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topic"junk food" does not exist. food is food.
Philoktetes
02/15/21 1:20:01 AM
#9
The Popo posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-8MrGzad-SI


>mobile link
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topic"junk food" does not exist. food is food.
Philoktetes
02/15/21 1:10:05 AM
#1
the use of this language is generally to police fat people, but fat people have existed before that language and will exist after its long gone.

food is food. you need fats and carbohydrates, too. food provides nutrients. food is good.

food is not healthy or unhealthy. its food. railing against junk food or unhealthy food is hella classist and anti-fat.
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicIf you could be born at any time in history when would it be
Philoktetes
02/14/21 10:35:06 PM
#22
diogenes
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicRelaxing video game music
Philoktetes
02/14/21 10:26:28 PM
#19
pilotwings 64
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicIf you could be born at any time in history when would it be
Philoktetes
02/14/21 10:02:56 PM
#1
For me, it's 1900: fight in WW1, roaring 20s, great depression, fight in WW2, then experience the 50s + 60s in my 50s and 60s, enjoy my twilight years with the modern conveniences of the 70s and die in the 80s before all this internet bullcrap begins.
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicDave Ramsey just REKT poor people begging for a stimulus handout
Philoktetes
02/11/21 1:42:14 PM
#1
TopicIs it normal for your boss to go through your bills when you ask for a raise?
Philoktetes
02/11/21 1:12:37 PM
#1
Ive been in my job for a little over a year. I asked my boss for a raise, and he asked if I really need it. It stumped me, seeing how I am barely getting by. I said yes. He went over my bills, and at the end he said, Youll have $4,000 at the end of the year saved up so no. That $4,000 is just after bills, not having fun or stuff that needs to be done.

I talked to some other people who have been here for a while. One was here for seven years and hasnt once got a raise. The other has been here a lot longer and does most of the stuff around here and if she left the company would fail. She said that she too asked for a raise a couple of months ago, and our boss went through her bills and said no.

Im just kinda just over it, if you know what I mean. You put your best effort into something, make it nice, no complaints for the whole year and lots of compliments from customers, but it all comes down to if I need it, which I do.
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicI sort of wish that lady DID hit gorrilla glue with a frivilous lawsuit
Philoktetes
02/11/21 11:35:45 AM
#3
how is suing a company for stealing your name "frivolous" ?
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicAny MENSA Members Here?
Philoktetes
02/10/21 5:16:29 PM
#2
yeah
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicSo i made this girl quit her job yesterday.
Philoktetes
02/10/21 4:58:07 PM
#15
deoxxys posted...
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1195c6/my_taco_order_made_a_girl_quit_her_job_today/


don't doxx me
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicLmao I'm listening in my car to the impeachment trial and this guy next to me
Philoktetes
02/10/21 3:49:41 PM
#8
because you take pleasure in upsetting others and lmao at them
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicSo i made this girl quit her job yesterday.
Philoktetes
02/10/21 3:46:17 PM
#1
I went to a local Mexican restaurant that has $1 tacos for 'Taco Tuesday.' It's a Chipotle style line where you choose hard or soft taco, chicken or beef, and you can add up to three "toppings" from the following: lettuce, salsa, rice and beans, sour cream, or spicy sour cream. I think there were a few others but they are of no use to this story.

So I walk up to the start of the line and she asks me what I want. I say: "Hi. I'll have six tacos. Three hard and three soft. Three with chicken, and three with beef, but not so that all the chicken or beef are on the same style taco. I'll have any three toppings between lettuce, salsa, rice and beans, sour cream and spicy sour cream such that salsa and any style of sour cream is on all of them and that no two tacos have the exact same contents."

She looks at my face for a few seconds with a blank stare before saying, "Fuck this" and just walks to the back where the customer can't see, and then like 15 seconds later walks down the hallway and out the door and gets into her car. Then some guy comes out from the back, who I assume is the manager, with a concerned look on his face, apologizes and takes my order. Other employees were really confused.

Tacos were okay.
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicLmao I'm listening in my car to the impeachment trial and this guy next to me
Philoktetes
02/10/21 3:41:07 PM
#5
people like tc are why we as a nation cannot move on and heal
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicWeather will reach peak lows this week at -37c
Philoktetes
02/10/21 3:00:49 PM
#15
we sure could use some global warming right about now
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicTrain Simulator 2001 Humble Bundle
Philoktetes
02/09/21 9:33:14 PM
#3
Krazy_Kirby posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PUOF0LMYkdk


>mobile link
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicI just dont understand why people are depressed during this pandemic?
Philoktetes
02/09/21 8:07:24 PM
#4
theyre normies
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicWait. They're making a Coming to America 2?
Philoktetes
02/09/21 1:19:18 PM
#8
Firewerx posted...
Surely Coming to America 2 should be have been titled Returning to America?


no then it wouldnt get IP recognition
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicWait. They're making a Coming to America 2?
Philoktetes
02/09/21 1:04:26 PM
#5
i thought eddie murphy was cancelled because he did homophobic standup in the 80s
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topica moderate amount of my friends are either veggie/vegan, pesc, non drinkers, etc
Philoktetes
02/09/21 12:47:11 PM
#2
ok keep on bragging about having friends
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicBaser on usernames, we guess where other lost/will lose virginity.
Philoktetes
02/09/21 12:45:36 PM
#2
virginity shaming isn't funny
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicBoomers were too wasteful and destroyed the environment
Philoktetes
02/09/21 12:42:43 PM
#15
BeyondWalls posted...
Kids dont use paper bag book covers anymore?


millennials dont even have books anymore they have ipads -_-
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicBoomers were too wasteful and destroyed the environment
Philoktetes
02/09/21 11:49:34 AM
#1
Yesterday after shopping in our local supermarket, I was in the line at the Check Out, and heard when the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment.

The woman apologized to the young girl & then sighed, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my earlier days."

The young clerk responded, "That's our problem today. You folk didn't do enough to save our environment for future generations."

The older lady said "Ahh yes you're right -- our generation didn't have the "green thing" in its day." She sighed then continued:

Back then, we returned milk bottles, lemonade bottles & beer bottles to the shops. The shops then sent them back to the plant to be washed, sterilized & refilled, so those same bottles were used over & over, thus REALLY were recycled. But we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.

Grocery stores put our groceries into brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things. Most memorable was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) were not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on their brown paper bag/covers. But, too bad we didn't do the "green thing" back then.

I remember how we walked up stairs because we didn't have an escalator in every store or office building; walked to the grocery store & didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go 200 yards. But she was right. We didn't have the "green thing" in our day.

Back then we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts. Wind & solar power really did dry our clothes back in our days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. . . . But that young lady is right; we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.

Back then we had one radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And if anyone did own a TV, it had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of a football pitch. When cooking we blended & stirred by hand coz we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send by post, we used layers of old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity., , , , But she's right; we didn't have the "green thing" back then.

We drank from a tap or fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, & we replaced the razor blade in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the "green thing" back then. Back then, people took the bus & kids rode bikes to school or walked instead of turning their mothers into a 24-hour taxi service in the family's expensive car or van, which cost what a whole house did before the "green thing"..

Oh and we had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest leisure park.

. . . . But it so sad this current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing" back then? . . . I think you should forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from some smart ass young person. .. ...

We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off... Especially from a tattooed, multiple pierced smart ass who can't make change without the cash register telling them how much. \_()_/
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicNorway responds to Will Ferrell's Super Bowl ad lol
Philoktetes
02/09/21 7:33:16 AM
#2
advertising doesn't work on me
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topicdo people really have sex in the shower or is that just a TV cliche?
Philoktetes
02/09/21 7:07:05 AM
#1
is there even enough room to lie down in there?
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicLMFAO has anyone seen TLC's show "1000-Lb Sisters"?
Philoktetes
02/08/21 7:23:22 AM
#35
don't say trailer tr*sh; it's a classist slur
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I don't think so, Tim.
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Topicwould you play Hour of Fortune
Philoktetes
02/08/21 7:21:06 AM
#1
https://twitter.com/SovietOoC/status/1358120891310346243
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicCarson wentz to the dolphins you heard it here first
Philoktetes
02/05/21 2:10:08 PM
#2
they dont need another qb they have fitzmagic
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I don't think so, Tim.
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TopicWhen was the month and year you last had sex?
Philoktetes
02/05/21 2:06:51 PM
#2
sexhavers leave this websight
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I don't think so, Tim.
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