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TopicPresident Trump Will Communicate To Us Via EAS, Via FEMA, On Or Around Aug 11th
MachineJaipur
07/07/21 7:01:35 PM
#60
-Unowninator- posted...
Great, my birthday is ruined now.
Q thanks you for your sacrifice /s
Topicwhat % of women go commando
MachineJaipur
07/07/21 6:36:41 PM
#3
a higher percent than are interested in getting with you, TC
TopicPresident Trump Will Communicate To Us Via EAS, Via FEMA, On Or Around Aug 11th
MachineJaipur
07/07/21 12:44:51 PM
#54
Wait now it's August 13th

https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-lindell-claims-august-13-trump-reinstatement-2021-7

Unless the Solar System Storm happens, Trump takes the reins on the 11th, and is 'properly' reinstated on the 13th

Send help. My brain is fleeing
TopicPresident Trump Will Communicate To Us Via EAS, Via FEMA, On Or Around Aug 11th
MachineJaipur
07/07/21 12:41:52 PM
#53
CM_Ponch posted...
What is so special about August 11?
Somebody threw a dart at a calender
TopicPresident Trump Will Communicate To Us Via EAS, Via FEMA, On Or Around Aug 11th
MachineJaipur
07/07/21 1:02:11 AM
#48
3PiesAndAFork posted...
Former* president
Its what they said, not me
TopicPresident Trump Will Communicate To Us Via EAS, Via FEMA, On Or Around Aug 11th
MachineJaipur
07/06/21 10:17:26 PM
#39
Slayer_22 posted...
So you'll welch?
If Trump happens to get reinstated on August 11th I think the entire world has more problems to deal with than one welcher on CE
TopicIs Disney using Google Translate? >___>
MachineJaipur
07/06/21 1:44:26 PM
#3
BalanceLost posted...
Is Disney going socialist?
God willing, America might collapse in on itself hard enough to form a black hole
TopicPresident Trump Will Communicate To Us Via EAS, Via FEMA, On Or Around Aug 11th
MachineJaipur
07/06/21 6:49:16 AM
#23
DandyQuackShot posted...
Good thing Gamefaqs wont be affected.
It'd very much be a gamefaqs thing to be unaffected
TopicPresident Trump Will Communicate To Us Via EAS, Via FEMA, On Or Around Aug 11th
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 11:02:39 PM
#18
TostitosTheHero posted...
What will be their excuse when - NOT IF - it doesn't happen
"Keep the faith"

"They caught on to us knowing so they delayed the dates but it'll happen!"

TopicPresident Trump Will Communicate To Us Via EAS, Via FEMA, On Or Around Aug 11th
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 10:44:11 PM
#9
Ranlom posted...
The most unbelievable part of that is Trump giving clear and concise instructions
One wonders if he can even give clear and concise instructions for his McDonald's order
TopicPresident Trump Will Communicate To Us Via EAS, Via FEMA, On Or Around Aug 11th
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 10:33:37 PM
#1


I'm beginning to think I did this life thing wrong and could make bank grifting the kinds of people who would even begin to believe this kind of stuff.

My biggest question is... Why FEMA?

I'll give CE credit, at least nobody here is super public about this kind of stuff lol. Good for an occasional laugh though. Sure, we had our trolls during the election season but I guess the appeal of shilling for Trump disappeared when the man disappeared off socials.
TopicFlorida Rep. Matt Gaetz wants Pardons for Patriots (Jan 6th participants)
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 8:15:40 PM
#29
hockeybub89 posted...
Does anyone have a tweet of Gaetz calling these patriots Antifa?

With as hypocritical as the GOP is, they are either all mentally unfit to hold office or massive liars.

You'd think patriots would hate that

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/01/07/antifa-capitol-gaetz-trump-riot/

A tweet? Mf did you one better. He did it on the House floor
TopicFlorida Rep. Matt Gaetz wants Pardons for Patriots (Jan 6th participants)
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 7:52:20 PM
#19
ThePusher posted...
didnt dis guy **** underage girls or am i thking of another republican

You could be forgiven for thinking of someone else.

Unsugarized_Foo posted...
They're both
Patriots for playing the role of Antifa and exposing the hypocrisy of the Right?
TopicFlorida Rep. Matt Gaetz wants Pardons for Patriots (Jan 6th participants)
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 7:36:32 PM
#8
hockeybub89 posted...
Pardons for Antifa Terrorists
They should totally run ads about this.

"Matt Gaetz wants to pardon ANTIFA! IS HE SECRETLY PRO-ANTIFA?"
Topiccorinna kopf not geeting the vax because she's "nervous"
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 7:30:24 PM
#8
waterjoe posted...
She is an insta model and streams on FB gaming
That's the who.

So why should I care?
TopicFlorida Rep. Matt Gaetz wants Pardons for Patriots (Jan 6th participants)
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 7:29:33 PM
#1
He has previously called them Antifa. Which is it, CE





It must really suck to be Matt Gaetz

A spiraling political career attached to a sunk ship while not even being able to be consistent in your statements because the ship you anchored yourself to, loves to jerk you to and fro in the big lie department.

Topiccorinna kopf not geeting the vax because she's "nervous"
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 7:15:58 PM
#2
Who and why should I care?
TopicBlood C VS Elfen Lied
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 3:49:34 PM
#3
Lairen posted...
Ugh. I might have to form my own opinion.....
What a concept
TopicHave you seen Evolution (2001)?
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 3:47:28 PM
#1
Have you?



They were showing it at the plasma center while I donated.

Never heard of it prior
TopicJournalists jailed in India, for 40+ days, for saying that cow poop and
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 1:43:29 PM
#1
Cow urine do not cure covid. What does CE say?



https://www.theprint.in/india/journalist-activist-jailed-under-nsa-for-45-days-over-cow-posts-in-manipur-its-not-unusual/684133/%3famp

Imphal: When the Manipur police barged into journalist Kishorechandra Wangkhems home in Imphal on 13 May, his children seven, three, and nine months were paralysed with terror.
Our oldest immediately turned to pacify our second child, who started to cry and couldnt hold her stool. Our third is still a baby, said Wangkhems wife, Ranjita. For me, this is no longer a shock.
About five kilometres away, political activist Erendro Leichombams house was similarly stormed by a team of police officers, who allegedly assaulted his elderly mother and dragged Leichombam out of his room, without giving him a chance to change out of his nightclothes.
Nothing could stop them. No amount of pleading. They acted like he was some major criminal. He didnt resist the arrest at all, said Leichombams mother, L. Landhoni. They hit me and pushed me aside, and I had difficulty breathing for 15 days after.
Wangkhem and Leichombam were arrested after BJP functionaries complained about their Facebook posts, which said that cow dung and cow urine dont cure Covid-19. It was in the context of state BJP leader S. Tikendra Singhs death due to the illness.

The cure for Corona is not cow dung & cow urine. The cure is science & common sense. Professor ji RIP, Leichombam had written.
Santhi Sanyung na yadrabo, oh!!! RIP # Rashikang Kangyet Hayeng nga chani, Wangkhem had written, which loosely translates to cow dung, cow urine didnt work.
Their fate was sealed when the Imphal West District Magistrate, Th. Kirankumar, ordered their detention under the stringent National Security Act (NSA) on 17 May on the grounds that their posts could endanger the maintenance of public order.
For over 40 days, the two have been languishing in Imphals Sajiwa jail without trial. An appeal to the district magistrate and state government to revoke the charges were both rejected.
With the routes for appeal narrowing, the families of the two are anxiously awaiting a response from the central government, failing which they will approach the Manipur High Court.
What else is there to do or say? We will wait, and we will abide by the law. And hope that the law comes through for us, said Ranjita.
The Manipur government claims it has nothing to do with the case.
It was a district official who has taken action against them after finding merit in the case; there must be substance in it, Biswajit Singh, Manipurs Minister of Information and Public Relations, told ThePrint. The government has taken note of the entire issue; the file is pending with the CM.
ThePrint reached DM Th. Kirankumar via calls and messages repeatedly, but there was no response till the time of publishing this report.

A deeper malaise
The arrests are part of a deeper malaise in Manipur a crackdown on the freedom of expression has been palpable across the state.
A report by website Article 14 found that in April 2020 alone, the Manipur government had filed 13 cases of sedition and other laws to curb criticism against its handling of the Covid-19 crisis.
Manipur also leads the country when it comes to cases under the Unlawful Activities (Prevention) Act, with 1,786 cases filed between 2015 and 2019. In 2017, the state detained six people under the National Security Act, according to the latest figures with the National Crime Records Bureau.
Apart from Wangkhem and Leichombam, the Manipur Police made at least two more detentions under NSA in June 2021 alone, documents accessed by ThePrint show.
Everything is done on the whims of the chief minister (N. Biren Singh) and the ruling party, said Babloo Loitongbam, director of Human Rights Alert, a human rights organisation based in Imphal.
The crackdown on freedom of speech has definitely had implications in terms of self-censorship. Theres only a handful of people who speak up without fear of retribution.
A 2020 study by Open Technology Funds, a global non-profit organisation committed to advancing internet freedom, claimed Manipuri journalists continue to face threats from influential people and politicians.
Members of the Manipuri press have long faced legal impediments and threats to their life and property. They continue to do so, the study said. The threats they face now come primarily from influential people and politicians, as well as non-state actors (such as underground groups). From time to time, members of the press also face state control and censorship.
In March this year, the chief minister warned against misusing the freedom of speech, saying, In cases where security and public order is violated, the law will automatically take its course.
Wangkhem and Leichombam are both considered outspoken critics of the BJP government in Manipur, and have had multiple cases filed against them as a result. Wangkhem was first slapped with NSA in 2018 after he questioned the birth anniversary celebrations of freedom fighter Rani Laxmi Bai in the state, and insulted both Chief Minister Biren Singh and Prime Minister Narendra Modi in a Facebook post.
Wangkhem is a journalist with the Frontier Manipur, an independent news website that, in its mission statement, says it is unafraid of delivering facts to its readers, even if those in power want to either camouflage or hide the issues under the carpet.
The Frontiers editor and executive editor, Dhiren Sadokpam and Paojel Chaoba, were both charged with sedition and detained under the UAPA in January this year after publishing a controversial opinion piece about militancy in Manipur on their website.
Leichombam, who in 2016 founded the Peoples Resurgence and Justice Alliance with Irom Sharmila a world renowned human rights activist has also had a litany of cases against him. Last year, he was charged with sedition after he called BJP M
TopicFact: All YouTube videos under 1 minute are legendary
MachineJaipur
07/05/21 11:49:03 AM
#212
TopicITT: Fucked up mice
MachineJaipur
07/04/21 9:01:49 PM
#13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwvVPT202Y

The mice in this video get fucked up
TopicNew Trump social media network overrun with rule34 day 1
MachineJaipur
07/04/21 8:15:17 PM
#11
TopicFact: All YouTube videos under 1 minute are legendary
MachineJaipur
07/04/21 7:43:47 PM
#211
TopicplayerWON: TV-style In-Game Ads coming to your PC and Console games
MachineJaipur
07/04/21 7:41:08 PM
#1
is this playerWON or playerLOSE?


https://www.axios.com/playerwon-launches-tv-ads-console-games-1c02dd1a-2f6d-4e02-bd8d-b6f8b870f844.html

After months of testing, marketers are finally going to be able to start running video ads within console and PC games.
Why it matters: In-game advertising, a linchpin of mobile gaming, could be very lucrative for console and PC developers. But studios have been hesitant to adopt them, fearing that a clunky ad experience would mess with user engagement.
Driving the news: A first-of-its-kind in-game advertising platform called playerWON launches this week, allowing big-name marketers that are used to running splashy TV ads the ability to target younger demographics with similar types of spots that will run in video games.
  • The platform, which is owned and operated by Simulmedia, a TV ad tech company, will let users determine whether they want to watch a 15 or 30-second video ad in exchange for being able to unlock exclusive gaming perks.
Simulmedia has struck deals with some of the world's biggest gaming studios, including Electronic Arts (EA) and Tencent's Hi-Rez Studios, its EVP, Gaming and OTT Dave Madden told Axios.
How it works: Simulmedia, which has been testing console gaming ads for over a year, collects and vets ad spots from big brands that would typically run on TV.
  • Using Simulmedia's technology, developers can code those ads into their games. They then can decide which rewards to provide to gamers in exchange for them to agree to watch an ad.
  • Through its ad server, Simulmedia is able to see whether an ad is completed. It then sends a notification that you can release rewards to the player. Rewards can vary from in-game currency to skins (costumes) for gaming avatars.
In its research, Simulmedia has found that players are willing to watch up to 10 ads per day in order to unlock free perks. The company is able to calculate how much video inventory it needs to provide gaming companies by multiplying a games daily active user (DAU) count by 10.
Be smart: "The acceleration of Free-to-play (F2P) games across Console and PC, like Fortnite, Apex Legends, Call of Duty Warzone and Roblox, means that audiences and play time have seen explosive growth, yet the vast majority of players, over 90%, never spend money F2P games," Madden said.
The big picture: Marketers need a way to reach younger gaming audiences ages 18-34 that are mostly cord-cutters. In-game ads are cheaper and more efficient than brand integrations, which is what advertisers have working with to-date.
  • Because that audience is so highly sought-after, streamers are able to charge a premium for digital TV ads that target younger consumers. In-game ads, which are controlled by the gamer, are much cheaper, per Madden.
Data from one of Simulmedia's pilot campaigns with Smite, a F2P multiplayer battle arena game from Tencent's Hi-Rez Studios, shows that players were much more likely (22%) to play a game and spend money within the game (11%), if they watched in-game ads that gave them access to more gaming perks.
By the numbers: A 2020 analysis from Morgan Stanley finds that that reward-based console advertising could reach $2 billion even if only 45% of gamers opt-in
  • Ads that run twice per hour would have an average cost per thousand (CPM) of roughly $20 which is dramatically cheaper than what most marketers would pay for to run ads on TV or even via some streaming services.
What's next: Madden said the goal is to contiune building out a network of advertisers and games that they can connect through its platform, growing the nascent in-console ad market.
  • It plans to launch in-game ads in roughly a dozen more games by the year's end.


Pay2Win? more like Consume2Win
TopicFact: All YouTube videos under 1 minute are legendary
MachineJaipur
07/04/21 3:42:27 PM
#208
KFHEWUI posted...
What if the dog likes to go to the vet?
Sounds like a defective dog
TopicI still think its fucking weird to manage your daughter as a sex symbol
MachineJaipur
07/04/21 12:36:42 PM
#4
Flockaveli posted...
Rapper T.I. takes his daughter to a yearly physical to see if her hymen (and in turn her "virginity") is still intact.
https://youtu.be/qTN_pwlRuGc
TopicIt's crazy how bad the Wii U flopped after the Wii was so big
MachineJaipur
07/04/21 8:12:30 AM
#22
The name alone ruined it because it literally sounded like an add-on. "Oh I don't need a tablet for my Wii"
TopicWill the real Joe Biden please stand up?
MachineJaipur
07/03/21 11:05:49 PM
#14
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Maybe he's a Black Lodge version of Biden?
A who da what now?
TopicWill the real Joe Biden please stand up?
MachineJaipur
07/03/21 10:22:14 PM
#1


I'll take "What is lighting, aging, and angles?" for $1000, Aaron.

I don't even get the logic. If the deep state has the ability to clone people and rig entire elections, what do they honestly think their armchair QBing of... Whatever this is is going to do?

TopicFact: All YouTube videos under 1 minute are legendary
MachineJaipur
07/03/21 7:10:39 PM
#205
If you took a dog to the park and then to the vet, would you accidentally train your dog to be wary of ever getting in a car?
TopicFact: All YouTube videos under 1 minute are legendary
MachineJaipur
07/03/21 4:54:46 PM
#202
TopicDid William Jefferson Clinton have sexual relations with that woman?
MachineJaipur
07/03/21 3:41:39 PM
#1
Miss Lewinsky?




^Did that man have sexual relations with



^that woman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBe_guezGGc

Here is his denial but what is your truth, CE?
TopicDid your siblings ever threaten to sell you?
MachineJaipur
07/03/21 1:24:10 PM
#4
CE was not threatened

Trumble posted...
Apparently when I was like 3, I asked some woman (my mom's friend) if she "had a baby in her tummy" and when she said no, I was like "you can have this one" and offered her my (1y/o at the time) sister. I don't remember this myself but it's one of my mom's favorite stories.

Lmao
TopicDid your siblings ever threaten to sell you?
MachineJaipur
07/02/21 10:32:12 PM
#1
Did they?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgeuldfOwM

Savage af
TopicShould you wash your hands before or after you use the bathroom?
MachineJaipur
07/02/21 11:59:32 AM
#1
When?



Your hands can get pretty filthy
TopicITT Describe Joe Biden in your opinion with one word
MachineJaipur
07/02/21 10:33:22 AM
#10
Welcher
TopicWhat's it like using Reddit?
MachineJaipur
07/02/21 9:13:55 AM
#3
I just browse the front page occasionally, not logged in

It can be a pretty hivemindy place, way worse than CE could probably hope to be.

The mobile and desktop layouts are pretty straightforward and I never understood the complaint about it being bad design. Yeah, it's a bit blinding if you use the default white but same literally can be said for here.

It just depends on what you want out of it. You can add and subtract whatever subreddits you want, turn an account into a specific niche for like gaming news or NSFW content or whatever.
TopicHave you met anyone that has a golden tooth?
MachineJaipur
07/01/21 6:03:23 PM
#1
Have you met anyone like that?


Electrify my golden tooth
TopicWithout looking, could you give the month and day and approx hour?
MachineJaipur
07/01/21 11:41:05 AM
#1
Could you?





Could you?
TopicCongressman Paul Gosar holding rally with Holocaust Denier Nick Fuentes
MachineJaipur
07/01/21 10:27:32 AM
#6
MorbidFaithless posted...
This seems wrong
When your party has no morals or policy positions, you lose the ability to stay away from behaviors that will seem wrong to otherwise well adjusted people
TopicCongressman Paul Gosar holding rally with Holocaust Denier Nick Fuentes
MachineJaipur
07/01/21 10:18:41 AM
#3
Yet the GOP will ignore this blatant anti-semitism because they're blindly attacking Ilhan.
TopicTHIS is the future that RADICAL LIBERALS want
MachineJaipur
07/01/21 9:25:37 AM
#3
https://twitter.com/PolyDepression/status/1410218352451203072?s=19

This was from the 90s

Damn liberals time traveling and corrupting previous decades!
TopicYouTube: "You get one video.
MachineJaipur
07/01/21 9:17:35 AM
#3
TopicDo you want a "hug", CE?
MachineJaipur
07/01/21 9:16:37 AM
#1
See pic first




Would you hug it?
TopicEver donated Plasma, CE?
MachineJaipur
06/30/21 10:07:17 PM
#11
Smackems posted...
I would but I dunno where to do it around me
Your best bet is to probably go to google maps and type "plasma center (near me)"
TopicEver donated Plasma, CE?
MachineJaipur
06/30/21 9:43:29 PM
#3
RedJackson posted...
So this is what the kids are calling it nowadays

huh

very weird indeed
I don't get it
TopicEver donated Plasma, CE?
MachineJaipur
06/30/21 8:33:53 PM
#1
Ever?



The list of things that make you ineligible is pretty surprising tbh
TopicA message For Joe Biden
MachineJaipur
06/30/21 8:07:30 PM
#1
TopicHave you ever bought a sex toy for someone?
MachineJaipur
06/30/21 8:03:19 PM
#19
NoxObscuras posted...
Yes. Over the course of a 9.5 year relationship, I bought... 5 vibrators, 1 rope, 1 pair of fuzzy cuffs, 1 ball gag and 1 flogger to use on my girlfriend (ex now). Good times lol
Did she wind up with the toys?
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