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GeraldDarko
08/07/21 1:20:31 PM
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$100,000 a year to be Trump's literal ass wiper



Let's say it's just a scheduled once a day thing. Just a few minutes a day for 100k.
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BilalPowell
08/07/21 1:21:36 PM
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People get paid far less to stick their hands up a horse's ass daily.

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MachineJaipur
08/07/21 1:23:53 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
People get paid far less to stick their hands up a horse's ass daily.
Do they at least take the horse out to dinner first?
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theAteam
08/07/21 1:46:33 PM
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I clean up my cat's shit for free can't be much worse than that.

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Lathissamus
08/07/21 1:56:36 PM
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I make close to that already so no, but if you had asked me a few years ago, absolutely. 100k is 100k.

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3PiesAndAFork
08/07/21 1:59:02 PM
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Lathissamus posted...
I make close to that already so no, but if you had asked me a few years ago, absolutely. 100k is 100k.
Don't kid yourself, I've seen your posts; you'd do this for free.

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WingsOfGood
08/07/21 2:02:28 PM
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Do you get double if you kiss it?
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Boombam99
08/07/21 2:03:08 PM
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I'd be Margot Robbie's ass wiper for free
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SSJPurple
08/07/21 2:06:42 PM
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Id rather cut my hand off than wipe that poss ass.

No deal.

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g980
08/07/21 2:09:04 PM
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Do i have to follow him around everywhere or is there a genie that transports me to him?

My thoughts are:
- a poopy butt is a poopy butt, it doesnt really matter how much i dislike the person
- given trumps diet, i doubt he shits very often, but it is probably gnarly when he does
- i wouldnt quit my job to do this, as it would be a pay cut
- i would consider it as a side hustle if it didnt disrupt my life

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Nurses get paid less to wipe way more than one person's butt
Its a great deal if the only commitment is wiping, and i dont have to follow him around or anything
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
08/07/21 2:11:07 PM
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BilalPowell
08/07/21 2:13:06 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Is there any room for growth or promotions?
Yeah if you get good reviews you get promoted to teeth brusher after 1 year.

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GGuirao13
08/07/21 2:25:43 PM
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Maybe Melania's or Ivanka's.

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RchHomieQuanChi
08/07/21 2:26:20 PM
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$100,000 to be Giuliani? Nah, I'm good

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Shablagoo
08/07/21 2:28:14 PM
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I have no stomach at all when it comes to bodily waste, its the main thing holding me back from becoming a nurse.

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