Current Events > Whats the weirdest thing you've been told not to do because ''that's gay''?

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MachineJaipur
07/16/20 3:57:54 PM
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RadiantAdolin posted...
Stealing from reddit and not giving credit
Snitches get stitches



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MachineJaipur
07/16/20 3:59:34 PM
#52:


nfearurspecimn posted...
expressing any kind of sadness over a pet dying
@nfearurspecimn

I have a feeling the person who told you this lost a pet once and they were sad and someone in their family told them "grow up, don't be a fucking pussy, what are you gay?"
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HylianFox
07/16/20 4:01:53 PM
#53:


slmcknett posted...
blowdry my hair

well, when you have long-ass hair you pretty much have to

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RadiantAdolin
07/16/20 4:06:02 PM
#54:


MachineJaipur posted...
Snitches get stitches



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Tbqh I don't care, p sure I've done it before lol

Just fun to talk harmless shit :P
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TheMikh
07/16/20 4:06:46 PM
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so a few years back i was backing my car out of a parking spot, physically turned around to look behind me to make sure i didn't hit anything

and my evil ex (then evil fiancee) who was in the passenger seat next to me pushes my arm, which could have easily caused me to lose my balance and wreck or something

so i ask her why the **** she would do that

and she said it was because my arm/hand was in a "gay" position

i'd like to say i dodged a bullet eventually calling things off with her

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AwesomeFawful
07/16/20 4:10:16 PM
#56:


HylianFox posted...
tbh brunches are pretty gay
This is indisputable fact. I eat brunches all the time and am quite gay.

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Choco
07/16/20 4:45:08 PM
#57:


TheMikh posted...
so a few years back i was backing my car out of a parking spot, physically turned around to look behind me to make sure i didn't hit anything

and my evil ex (then evil fiancee) who was in the passenger seat next to me pushes my arm, which could have easily caused me to lose my balance and wreck or something

so i ask her why the **** she would do that

and she said it was because my arm/hand was in a "gay" position

i'd like to say i dodged a bullet eventually calling things off with her
what the fuck

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MachineJaipur
07/16/20 4:45:58 PM
#58:


TheMikh posted...
so a few years back i was backing my car out of a parking spot, physically turned around to look behind me to make sure i didn't hit anything

and my evil ex (then evil fiancee) who was in the passenger seat next to me pushes my arm, which could have easily caused me to lose my balance and wreck or something

so i ask her why the **** she would do that

and she said it was because my arm/hand was in a "gay" position

i'd like to say i dodged a bullet eventually calling things off with her
I'd say she's either maliciously stupid or was abused in someway at some point
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1NfamousACE_2
07/17/20 4:49:24 PM
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Is it okay if I play Tomb Raider?

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berlyman101
07/17/20 4:55:33 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Is it okay if I play Tomb Raider?

do you want to be a woman with juicy lips and double fat tiddies?

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1NfamousACE_2
07/17/20 4:56:03 PM
#61:


berlyman101 posted...
do you want to be a woman with juicy lips and double fat tiddies?

Sounds not straight

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nfearurspecimn
07/18/20 8:42:40 AM
#62:


TheMikh posted...
so a few years back i was backing my car out of a parking spot, physically turned around to look behind me to make sure i didn't hit anything

and my evil ex (then evil fiancee) who was in the passenger seat next to me pushes my arm, which could have easily caused me to lose my balance and wreck or something

so i ask her why the **** she would do that

and she said it was because my arm/hand was in a "gay" position

i'd like to say i dodged a bullet eventually calling things off with her

Is this a copypasta? Because it's giving me dejavu.
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Lordgold666
07/18/20 8:46:33 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
A boomer once said "Back in my day, if a guy used an umbrella, he was gay."
Lol

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Fam_Fam
07/18/20 8:50:41 AM
#64:


enjoying sexual activities that i like with my female significant other
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DarkRoast
07/18/20 9:14:05 AM
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Getting same-sex married <3

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AlisLandale
07/18/20 9:21:58 AM
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I said something was cute (think it was Bubble Bobble orYoshi or something lol) and my friends called me gay, lol.


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jdb78
07/18/20 11:28:15 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
expressing any kind of sadness over a pet dying


Sheeeit... I cried like a bitch when my cat died.
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nfearurspecimn
07/18/20 11:30:03 AM
#68:


jdb78 posted...
Sheeeit... I cried like a b**** when my cat died.

it was my sister's cat but I was quite fond of him and he comforted me by sleeping with me through my sadness/issues. I saw him in a box dead and went "Oh nooo!! [cat's name]! :(" And he was like "nfear, NO" She shamed me for having feelings.
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