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TopicHow do you refer to McDonald's?
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 4:26:18 PM
#1
The fast food restaurant










McDonalds
TopicRight-wing news media, summarized
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 2:39:43 PM
#5
Questionmarktarius posted...
"Opinion" isn't news, regardless of how much we're led to believe so.
All news is opinion in the internet age

Did you miss the memo?

Scientific facts? That's just like your opinion man
TopicRight-wing news media, summarized
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 2:38:26 PM
#2
DeSantis should be thrown out of office and into the angry public
TopicTrump Admin Attempts Murder Of Post Office
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 2:36:39 PM
#1
https://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/07/15/attempted-murder-your-post-office-outrage-trump-crony-now-heading-usps-moves-slow

Postal workers and their allies in Congress are vowing to fight back after the new head of the U.S. Postal Servicea major donor to President Donald Trump and the Republican Partymoved this week to impose sweeping changes to the popular government agency as it faces a financial crisis manufactured by lawmakers and exacerbated by the Covid-19 pandemic.

The Washington Post reported late Tuesday that Postmaster General (PMG) Louis DeJoy, who took charge last month, issued memos announcing "major operational changes" to the USPS "that could slow down mail delivery, warning employees the agency would not survive unless it made 'difficult' changes to cut costs."

"With our states now reliant on mail voting to continue elections during the pandemic, the destabilizing of the post office is a direct attack on American democracy itself."
Rep. Bill Pascrell, Jr.

"Analysts say the documents present a stark reimagining of the USPS that could chase away customersespecially if the White House gets the steep package rate increases it wantsand put the already beleaguered agency in deeper financial peril as private-sector competitors embark on hiring sprees to build out their own delivery networks," the Post noted.

According to the internal USPS memos (pdf) obtained by the Post, "DeJoy told employees to leave mail behind at distribution centers if it delayed letter carriers from their routes," a change critics said could threaten access to absentee ballots at a time when vote-by-mail is more important than ever.

"If the plants run late, they will keep the mail for the next day," reads a document titled, "New PMG's expectations and plan."

This administration can't fuck off fast enough
Topicwould Alexander the Great be a chad
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 9:23:03 AM
#13
EnragedSlith posted...
I'm not a fan of those pictures whenever they turn up.
They're almost all too 'clean'
TopicMan imagine if some Star Wars titles got swapped around? (Spoilers)
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 8:54:33 AM
#7
SSJGrimReaper posted...
rip man imagine shot up to 97 wookiees
Why would a 8 foot tall wookie want to live on Endor with a bunch of 2 foot tall Ewoks?
TopicNuclear blast sends star hurtling across galaxy
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 8:53:18 AM
#12
If something shot our star out at that rate, would it be remotely fast enough to rip us out of the sun's orbit?
TopicSex with a woman
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 8:50:25 AM
#3
CE knows nothing about sex with a woman
Topicwould Alexander the Great be a chad
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 8:49:35 AM
#2
Lol he looks like a simp bitch
TopicWhat was the worst, most soul crushing spoiler you accidentally encountered?
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 8:23:11 AM
#44
RDR2: it wasn't really soul crushing but somebody spoiled that Arthur dies and I just never went back to playing the game. Stopped in chapter 4

TopicIs it gay if a man wants his wife to peg him with a realistic dildo?
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 8:06:08 AM
#1
He either gets a mold of his own D made into a realistic didlo or he gets one that is based off of a porn star. Regardless, its based off an actual man's D.







what do you say bros? ;o

lol i typoed in the poll question
Topic2 different national events, largely participated in by 2 very different groups
MachineJaipur
07/15/20 12:02:22 AM
#2
Need more context
TopicDo you have a friend like this?
MachineJaipur
07/14/20 9:07:52 PM
#2
Pretty split responses
TopicDo you or have you ever self-identified as a Weeb?
MachineJaipur
07/14/20 4:15:44 PM
#12
KookyCouture posted...
I'm not sure, I do like anime and I can play the neon genisis theme on piano now (gosh that is fun to play!) So yes I'm kind of a weeb but not full-on weeb (yet!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAa0J49bvGw
TopicDo you or have you ever self-identified as a Weeb?
MachineJaipur
07/14/20 4:00:19 PM
#6
Thunder_Armor posted...
I think very few people self identify as weebs. That's usually an insult.
I've met some people who identify as a weeb
TopicDo you have a friend like this?
MachineJaipur
07/14/20 2:14:58 PM
#1
See post






Got a friend like this?
TopicIs incel an actual b7 insult now?
MachineJaipur
07/14/20 2:05:28 PM
#5
Welp we finna find out
TopicChina declares pro-democracy polls "illegal".
MachineJaipur
07/14/20 1:38:53 PM
#1
Should democracy be banned?


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jul/14/hong-kong-primaries-china-declares-pro-democracy-polls-illegal

China has declared primaries held by Hong Kongs pro-democratic parties on the weekend illegal and the citys leader has announced an investigation, saying that the candidates intention to vote against government legislation could break national security laws.

The primary polls, while not a formal part of Hong Kongs election process, drew an estimated 600,000 people out to vote for democracy candidates ahead of the legislative council elections scheduled for September.

The extraordinary turnout in the face of warnings by authorities was interpreted by observers as an act of opposition to the national security laws imposed by Beijing on 30 June.

As the pro-democracy protest movement continued throughout 2019 and an unprecedented number of pro-democracy candidates were voted in at district council elections, there has been growing confidence that the pro-Beijing members in the legislative council (LegCo) could be sent into minority. With the primaries, organisers sought to determine a shortlist of candidates to avoid splitting the votes.

Late on Monday Beijings top representatives in Hong Kong labelled the primaries illegal and accused organisers of colluding with foreign powers in a serious provocation of Hong Kongs electoral system and to seize the private data of voters.

The goal of organiser Benny Tai and the opposition camp is to seize the ruling power of Hong Kong and ... carry out a Hong Kong version of colour revolution, said a spokesman for the Liaison Office, whose chief is also in charge of implementing the national security laws.

The statement came in support of Hong Kongs chief executive, Carrie Lam, who said that democrats coordinating to win a majority and veto the governments budget could be against the anti-sedition laws, and would be be investigated.

If this so-called primary elections purpose is to achieve the ultimate goal of delivering what they call a 35+ [majority seats] with the objective of objecting to, resisting every policy initiative of the Hong Kong SAR government, then it may fall into the category of subverting the state power, which is now one of the four types of offences under the new national security law, Lam told media late on Monday.

I want off this wild ride
TopicDo you or have you ever self-identified as a Weeb?
MachineJaipur
07/14/20 12:45:13 PM
#1
A weeb. A weeaboo. A Japanophile.











Is that alternate universe sailor bacon?
TopicDo you actually care about the Washington Washingtons name change?
MachineJaipur
07/14/20 12:41:12 PM
#44
69 people do not care
TopicCritics theory is trying to come for math too
MachineJaipur
07/14/20 10:39:49 AM
#3
Romes187 posted...


why do so many people who dont know anything about math try to give their take on it?
cause why be informed when you can inflame?
Topicdoes this gurl have RBF?
MachineJaipur
07/14/20 8:30:00 AM
#5
She looks more tired than suffering from RBF
TopicI'm hungry and want a Melty
MachineJaipur
07/14/20 8:04:32 AM
#5
BroodRyu posted...
Whats a melty?
Stay in this topic long enough and you might see one
TopicHave you ever jerked off in another man's house?
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 8:23:52 PM
#4
pogo_rabid posted...
I mean, i whacked it as a kid in my dad's house, does that count?
No. I mean like a male friends house or someone you're not expressly related to or living with
TopicHave you ever jerked off in another man's house?
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 8:19:42 PM
#1
Have you?






Have you?
TopicDoes being 8% Native American or whatever make any difference?
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 8:15:36 PM
#3
R1masher posted...
Never heard of this, is this like the one drop rule?
Never heard of that
TopicWhat games do you plan to get between now and the end of 2020
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 6:13:57 PM
#5
Whatever that new Sucker Punch game is
Origami King maybe
Madden 21 maybe

Ngl I dunno what's coming out this year
TopicDoes being 8% Native American or whatever make any difference?
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 6:12:35 PM
#1
See post.






If someone is 8% *insert ethnicity* and the closest relative they have that actually lived in that country or culture or area or whatever is like their great grandmother does that give them some extra privilege or say in issues affecting that culture or whatever?

Cause I don't think it does. If you've never lived in the culture or visited the country I don't get why their opinion would matter more than the crackhead who is ranting in the middle of the street.
TopicIt's July 13th. Is the number "13" lucky or unlucky?
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 4:52:58 PM
#1
Well?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSNNav2eYwk

Do you agree with Obi-Wan?
TopicApparently being gay in a childrens show is forcing sex onto young viewers.
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 3:28:52 PM
#9
Bass_X0 posted...
Some comments on the youtube video I just watched (about Velma from Scooby-Doo being gay)

"Why do they keep pushing sexual topics on children?? What is wrong with these people!"

"A lesbian relationship is by its very nature sexual. stop pretending it doesn't happen just because you don't want to confront the issue"

"They're still very much related (sexuality literally refers to who you want to have sex with) and neither are something that should be taught to kids until maybe their teen years, and still not in a way like this to convert them."
So they'll be fine with the statement: "A straight relationship is by its very nature sexual"
TopicApparently being gay in a childrens show is forcing sex onto young viewers.
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 3:24:04 PM
#4
Because people legitimately believe the only reason for ANY two people to have interest in each other is because they wanna bone.

Its really telling
TopicPizza place employee is reporting large orders and gatherings
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 3:20:29 PM
#37
I don't get how people can live with themselves enabling someone like that.
TopicPizza place employee is reporting large orders and gatherings
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 3:18:49 PM
#35
agoatthief posted...
It's 2020 can ce start realizing the reddit karma hustle already
The reddit post was a great canvas but the point of this topic was the poll
TopicPizza place employee is reporting large orders and gatherings
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 2:12:32 PM
#4
Tryhaptaward posted...
Snitches get stitches
Yeah but people attending parties get covid.

Traditionally though I agree at least in cases not regarding public health or the public good
TopicPizza place employee is reporting large orders and gatherings
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 2:10:02 PM
#1
Would you?




https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/hq8pk9/ive_been_reporting_your_irresponsible_asses/


I work at a pizza place, and we get at least five or six gigantic orders a day since lockdown started. In my city we're not allowed to have gatherings of more than ten people, which is honestly probably too much. I knew we were going to have a second wave as soon as the dumbass governor started allowing a lot of places to open again, because everyone in my city and honestly the whole U.S. is irresponsible as fuck.

We have your address when you order for delivery. Every single group I've seen order like twenty pizzas, I've reported. My city has an official site/app to report price gouging and big groups and more. I don't even know how many people I've reported but I've gotten quite a few follow-up emails thanking me for reporting these giant ass groups of people having parties and shit.

I will say it's really satisfying to get a bit of revenge on people placing gigantic orders when we're already doing ridiculous record weeks from the amount of people ordering takeout, but that's absolutely not the reason I'm doing it. I hate this country with a passion because it's always "me me me" with these fuckers. I'm ashamed to be an American. The entire world is looking at us from their mostly recovered countries and seeing us for the idiots that we are. The people breaking quarantine to have parties and spreading this virus around absolutely deserve any legal action that comes to them. They're putting our community in danger and making this situation worse. I will continue to report any of these large gatherings until we're finally free of this idiocy.

I don't get why it's so hard to not be a fucking idiot about this shit.
TopicDo you actually care about the Washington Washingtons name change?
MachineJaipur
07/13/20 12:12:28 AM
#1
Do you care that their name is offensive?


I refuse to say their actual name
TopicWashington LOLskins changing their team name
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 10:47:55 PM
#11
CloneTheHero posted...
actually i shouldnt draw attention to my cowboys. the cancel mob might go after them claiming cowboys evokes toxic masculinity or some nonsense lol
they should be canceled for being the fucking lolboys /s
TopicWashington LOLskins changing their team name
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 10:42:47 PM
#5
Doesn't matter what they call themselves

I will forever refer to them as the Washington Washingtons
TopicSolo>ESB>ANH>RotJ>TRoS >TLJ>TFA>RO>RotS >AotC>TPM
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 9:25:21 PM
#3
DeadBankerDream posted...
Came to rage, got enraged by being tricked.
https://youtu.be/Vc6t0qGv_ao

TopicDo you want DCEU movies to succeed?
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 7:18:06 PM
#21
They need to go in with a plan

Tbh as soon as they saw the success of Iron Man, they should've been shaping TDK Trilogy to lead into its own cinematic universe.

Instead they basically waited to see The Avengers blow records out the goddamned water and then scrambled to make a whole new series but they knew they had to have their big "Avengers" event so they rushed and rushed and rushed everything.

Its the result of no planning and insane pressure from corporate execs to make "the next big thing".

They should wipe the slate, start with a new Batman movie, introduce some characters on the side in the that, and then make more solo movies

You can even bring in Joaquin's Joker.

This should have been easy enough but it's insane how they managed to bungle every single step of the way
TopicOver 11, 000 Floridian children have been diagnosed with COVID-19
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 7:08:49 PM
#27
Kazi1212 posted...
Shit, I thought many kids werent affected by this?
tbh 11,000 out of the millions of kids in Florida isn't exactly many

It is still too many to be comfortable though
TopicSolo>ESB>ANH>RotJ>TRoS >TLJ>TFA>RO>RotS >AotC>TPM
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 6:10:32 PM
#1
This is how they were ordered under the Star Wars panel in Disney+.

I think they found the one order that nobody in the known universe would order the Star Wars movies lol
TopicOver 11, 000 Floridian children have been diagnosed with COVID-19
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 5:38:50 PM
#24
HiddenRoar posted...
Sloppy reporting then

"Well, we don't want to use the provided database which lists deaths from Ages <1 to 17, so we'll just say that 3 kids died and let readers think that in actually, more died.

http://ww11.doh.state.fl.us/comm/_partners/covid19_report_archive/pediatric_report_latest.pdf
Data through Jul 9, 2020 verified as of Jul 10, 2020 at 09:25 AM
Only 4 dead, out of 17073 cases
Regardless, even if they're not dying or even particularly symptomatic, do we really want to send them to school so they can spread it among themselves and their families?
TopicThe death rate is the only metric that matters and it is low. Enough of this.
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 5:06:31 PM
#17


I've no idea the authenticity of anything in this image but I saw it today.

Somebody should show it to her
TopicDo you wash your mask?
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 5:04:56 PM
#8
Lost_All_Senses posted...
So brave, so American, so hero.
Wow

So brave

Such American

An hero (is that too much for gamefaqs?)
TopicOver 11, 000 Floridian children have been diagnosed with COVID-19
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 5:00:53 PM
#22
pepper2012 posted...
So 3 out of 11000 ?
I'm sure they didn't want to do a recap of all the dead children in a tangentially related article.
TopicDo you wash your mask?
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 4:59:39 PM
#1
Do you?








Do you CE?
TopicImgur now makes you sign in to view (potentially) adult content.
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 4:12:27 PM
#6
Obstacle2 posted...
Has been like this for a year
No I've definitely perused adult content on imgur without being signed in.

Though it isn't my go to place
TopicImgur now makes you sign in to view (potentially) adult content.
MachineJaipur
07/12/20 4:00:59 PM
#1
Does this make you less likely to use imgur?








This might be a bit old but I noticed it recently
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