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TopicGirl to you: "I'm not looking for anything right now."
Lairen
12/23/19 2:51:17 PM
#8
Solid Sonic posted...
Do women have a sixth sense for when a man is small under his pants?

No, just the sense of sight to see if someone is fucking ugly.

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TopicGirl to you: "I'm not looking for anything right now."
Lairen
12/23/19 2:49:21 PM
#4
Translation: Youre fucking ugly.

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TopicScott the Woz is like AVGN if AVGN was happy
Lairen
12/23/19 2:42:42 PM
#2
Hes a lil weird. Hes gets the insane "im pissed but still happy at the same time" thing goin...

Edit: i thought you meant derek alexander.

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TopicCompletely change a movie by changing one letter in the title.
Lairen
12/23/19 2:31:22 PM
#67
White Men Can Jump

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TopicTRoS makes gaping plot hole in "Skywalker Saga"? *series spoilers*
Lairen
12/23/19 2:27:41 PM
#27
Ok so why the moment anakins vader he becomes a souless obedient dog.

Vader: "So when are you going to teach me how to save padme?"

Palpatine: "Lil busy today, maybe tomorrow"

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TopicBillie Eilish: The first mumble singer.
Lairen
12/22/19 3:20:02 PM
#49
I mean if you like someone that cant sing, more power to you. Maybe it is an age thing where there use to be higher standards in music and im just not use to this bare-minimum-anyone-can-do-it sound.

People thought creed, limp bizcuit, linkin park and nickelback were good for their time. I see Billie as a modern day nickelback.

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TopicBillie Eilish turning 18 means more men are pedos than you realize.
Lairen
12/22/19 11:03:29 AM
#23
Conflict posted...
Lol

Funniest thing I've read all month

Obsessing about people having legal sex is rather creepy. Projecting.

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TopicBillie Eilish: The first mumble singer.
Lairen
12/22/19 11:02:21 AM
#40
As long were agreeing she cant sing. Sure.

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TopicBillie Eilish turning 18 means more men are pedos than you realize.
Lairen
12/22/19 10:59:38 AM
#21
Legal isnt creepy. Legally.

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TopicBillie Eilish: The first mumble singer.
Lairen
12/22/19 10:58:21 AM
#37
Flockaveli posted...
Good thing her entire persona is about being different. I don't think she's trying to be a singing contestant or a prototypical pop singer. She found an audience and you're not it.

Instead of having any power or range, shes different. I agree.

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TopicBillie Eilish turning 18 means more men are pedos than you realize.
Lairen
12/22/19 10:52:53 AM
#18
Umm. Pedos dont wait for people to turn legal age....

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TopicBillie Eilish: The first mumble singer.
Lairen
12/22/19 10:51:37 AM
#35
No range. No power. Shed be cut fast on any singing contest show.

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TopicBillie Eilish: The first mumble singer.
Lairen
12/22/19 9:56:23 AM
#14
Parappa09 posted...
you should see me in a crown > all BE songs

Can anyone not sing her songs? Shes borderline normal talking in her songs. Shed have to be Cake to sing any less in her songs.

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TopicBillie Eilish: The first mumble singer.
Lairen
12/22/19 9:50:51 AM
#11
lww99 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh2qGWfmESk&t=858s

<3

I cant tell whos side youre on but this video shows a singer with no range or power in her voice.

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TopicWhen i call out from work its the most fornal call out ever.
Lairen
12/22/19 9:45:49 AM
#4
Why i dont like doctors:

I described flu like symptoms. She said it was probably 2 different things but we could do a flu test if i wanted. I said yes. Surprise. Its the flu. They even acted a lil surprised.

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TopicBillie Eilish: The first mumble singer.
Lairen
12/22/19 9:43:05 AM
#6
Infinite 2003 posted...
What about Millie Vanille who literally didnt even sing their own music?

They cant sing. Literally. But whom ever was singing for them was pretty good.

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TopicBillie Eilish: The first mumble singer.
Lairen
12/22/19 9:42:27 AM
#5
Ariana and Brittany both can sing with great voices. Theyre songs just suck.

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TopicBillie Eilish: The first mumble singer.
Lairen
12/22/19 9:36:01 AM
#1
Inspiration to anyone who cant sing and still wants to be a famous singer.

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TopicWhen i call out from work its the most fornal call out ever.
Lairen
12/22/19 7:29:55 AM
#1
This is (Insert full name) of (my department) calling out sick to go to the doctor. Ill bring a doctors note back on return.

Because they cant really challenge that and by their rules a doctors note covers you super hard.

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TopicDo you have a small penis?
Lairen
12/21/19 7:01:38 PM
#10
Im assuming if its not obviously huge its small so im small.

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TopicWhy do so many vets end up homeless, long-term unemployed or in poverty
Lairen
12/21/19 6:19:12 PM
#3
Spoiler: No one really cares. They say they do though.

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TopicThose videos where the guys junk is hilariously big...
Lairen
12/21/19 6:02:05 PM
#1
Whats up with that? When theyre litterally goofy huge and impractically big. Like, that cant be natural.

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TopicIs Pikachu the cutest fictional animal?
Lairen
12/21/19 5:59:17 PM
#22
Alohan Raichu destroys pikachu.

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TopicIs Pikachu the cutest fictional animal?
Lairen
12/21/19 2:02:55 PM
#4
Raichus so much better. Fuck pikachu.

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TopicWhy don't the Star Wars movies go into the neutral side of the force?
Lairen
12/21/19 9:48:38 AM
#42
Dark Side Master: Im training you to murder me.
Dark Side Padawan: Ok.

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Topic25 y/o Goes INSANE and MURDERS an 18 y/o after finding out SHE was BORN a MAN!!
Lairen
12/20/19 11:15:05 PM
#36
Now everyone will know and i lose my freedom and also am a murderer!.....oh wait....

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TopicI have a manager who really likes me but I don't like how he treats my coworkers
Lairen
12/20/19 11:08:24 PM
#2
Him

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TopicCamila Cabello and the Art of the Racism Non-Apology
Lairen
12/20/19 4:09:34 PM
#20
Everyone is racist. You just cant say what you think.

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TopicCobie Smulders, yay or nay?
Lairen
12/20/19 4:07:00 PM
#5
Middle of the road.

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TopicCamila Cabello and the Art of the Racism Non-Apology
Lairen
12/20/19 4:05:30 PM
#16
Scotty_Rogers posted...
Who cares about some stupid shit she did when she was 15. Shes 22 now.

I was a literal Saint at 15. She needs to be on my level.

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TopicCamila Cabello and the Art of the Racism Non-Apology
Lairen
12/20/19 4:01:11 PM
#13
Lilly Singh is very racist and gets praised and a show and tons of money.

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TopicBrie Larson and her bouncy big chest interviews Jamie Foxx
Lairen
12/20/19 3:56:38 PM
#52
And no ass. At all. Many many men with much better asses.

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TopicBrie Larson and her bouncy big chest interviews Jamie Foxx
Lairen
12/20/19 3:40:33 PM
#50
SquantoZ posted...
Nope she's got nudes out. She's just amazingly perky. Not sure if natural or not but they have almost zero hang time.

Because theyre small.

I know everyones like "big ol b cups!"

Well thats good because i guess my junks actually big then.

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TopicBrie Larson and her bouncy big chest interviews Jamie Foxx
Lairen
12/20/19 3:36:30 PM
#46
Theyre small and shes wearing an outfit the literally squeezes them together to have any.

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TopicComedian Jo Koy reveals how to tell Asians apart.
Lairen
12/19/19 12:58:37 PM
#4
I notice things but sometimes its hard to say without sounding very offensive.

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TopicGomez is still singing Bieber break up songs?
Lairen
12/19/19 12:56:55 PM
#5
Lose you to love me.

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TopicSo Sir Fetched and Fairy Ponyta are the faces of sword and shield?
Lairen
12/19/19 12:56:17 PM
#1
Literally how my wife and daughter decided on which got which version. Daughter wanted the My Little Poneymon and wife wanted smug duck knight.

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TopicStuff today's gamers will never experience
Lairen
12/19/19 12:49:46 PM
#14
If only they would make a shit ton of collections of older games or offer them on services on their current systems!

Damn it all to hell!!

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TopicStuff today's gamers will never experience
Lairen
12/19/19 12:48:10 PM
#12
If only they could very very easily and affordably play older games.

Too bad we lost all those old games. Forever.

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TopicGomez is still singing Bieber break up songs?
Lairen
12/19/19 12:39:43 PM
#1
Man, i thought the manga was long over. Geeze, get the fuck over it.

Until the next song crying about their break up.

Id be a legit Bieber fan if his next song was called "get over it"

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TopicWhy are people saying Last Jedi destroyed Luke's character? *spoilers*
Lairen
12/18/19 10:49:48 AM
#37
I might just murder my relative in his sleep!
BZZZZZZZ!
No, wait, this is totally what it looks like!
BEN!

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TopicI'd just quit school if I got sorted into Hufflepuff
Lairen
12/18/19 10:47:26 AM
#38
Damn_Underscore posted...
How? It's her story, the houses could have interacted as much or as little as she wanted hem to.

Lol. Like, seriously...

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TopicVideo shows North Carolina sheriff's deputy violently slamming child to floor
Lairen
12/18/19 10:40:41 AM
#22
I can just hear the conversation:

"You need to get your act together or ill be arrestin yo ass"

"Bitch, please, you rent-a-cop bitch ass cant arrest no body. School-not-real-ass-wanna-be officer. You soft ass......."

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TopicBlack friend: You're invited to the cookout and I give you the N word pass
Lairen
12/18/19 8:02:28 AM
#10
So not-my-friend sent me to launch a racist assault on a group of people that will respond not well to it.

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TopicDid anyone play Contra Rogue Corps? Difficulty?
Lairen
12/18/19 7:10:43 AM
#1
You have to pick a difficulty that cant apparently be changed when you start. Whats the differences?

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TopicPeople say Santa should now be female or gender neutral and suggest new name.
Lairen
12/17/19 9:51:42 PM
#53
Santas old new baby. We need a hip new hot girl that dont take shit from nobody! A real fire starter! She wears blue!

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