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TopicWhy don't schools do much about bullying?
Lairen
12/17/19 9:04:09 PM
#12
Just think about it! Then the bullies would just bully them! Fuck that noise!

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TopicHome Alone or Home Alone 2?
Lairen
12/17/19 8:29:31 PM
#2
Stupid dove lady and bricks thrown from the top of a building and not instantly killing marv really detract from 2....

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TopicStar Wars Rise of Skywalker (massive spoilers)
Lairen
12/17/19 8:27:04 PM
#9
I cant be spoiled. Its the same no matter when or how i hear it.

The only time i might not want spoilers is if the whole damn movie is building to one big single twist. In that case i dont want to know to properly judge the twist.

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TopicWhich one is your favorite seinfeld episode?
Lairen
12/17/19 8:22:11 PM
#11
Where George lied to get a job and keeps telling Jerry what to say when they call. Jerry messes up, George runs in pants down and trips.

And you want to be my latex saleman...

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TopicStar Wars Rise of Skywalker (massive spoilers)
Lairen
12/17/19 8:19:09 PM
#5
Emperors back. Reys his grandaughter. He killed her parents. Rey beats kylo but they join up to kill emperor. Kylo sacrifices himself somehow. Rey hurts chewy but heals him.

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TopicI'd just quit school if I got sorted into Hufflepuff
Lairen
12/17/19 8:16:10 PM
#7
Id have fun acting hard in hufflepuff.

Respect Hufflepuff, motherfucker!

not directed at other users mods

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TopicSo that Cats movie is supposedly excessively horny
Lairen
12/17/19 8:11:52 PM
#18
Hairistotle posted...
I don't see what one has to do with the other

When i have sex im not horny.

Thats like offering food when your full.

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TopicSo that Cats movie is supposedly excessively horny
Lairen
12/17/19 8:04:41 PM
#12
Hairistotle posted...
Uncomfortable. I hate anything resembling sex in my media

Before i had a regular girl friend, i liked it. Now i can just do her. I dont care to see sex in my movies now.

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TopicAttack on Titan (Spoilers)
Lairen
12/17/19 12:24:18 PM
#9
ChrisTaka posted...
It's funny that you say that lol
(read the latest chapter)

Good.

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TopicAttack on Titan (Spoilers)
Lairen
12/17/19 12:21:52 PM
#7
I hadnt been on it since soon after Armin became a titan.

Checked in a while ago and Zeke kills the fuck out of Levi. Cool way to go but that saddened me.

Now i check in and this? At least show me wtf happened to Annie.

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TopicGF just texted me she had a dream about eating my booty.
Lairen
12/17/19 12:18:13 PM
#21
How fucking old is she?

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TopicAttack on Titan (Spoilers)
Lairen
12/17/19 12:16:38 PM
#1
So, uh, they shot Erens head off, Zeke catches it, his spine extends to reconect to his head, he becomes a strange spine/skull Titan and apparently causes the Wall Titans to break out of the walls.

Thats a lot to unpack.

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TopicWow, Linkin Park was actually pretty talented musically
Lairen
12/17/19 12:03:51 PM
#20
They were emo before emo was a thing. Theyre angsty teen crap. The parody on youtube nails it:

-Chester softly sings
-Mike raps
-Chester screams a verse
-Mike raps some more
-Chester screams some more

They suck.

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TopicWow, Linkin Park was actually pretty talented musically
Lairen
12/16/19 11:05:08 PM
#9
They miraculously got way better after the leads passing. Its crazy! What are the chances!?

The exact same thing will happen to nickelback should he pass.

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TopicDo you think Carrie Fisher's daughter, Billie Lourd, is hot?
Lairen
12/14/19 8:06:11 PM
#3
Thats the trashiest outfit. Literal trash is less trashy.

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TopicAbout to play Nier Automata for the first time
Lairen
12/14/19 8:05:03 PM
#27
By the time theyre done plot twisting for the 5th time youll realize theres not much left.

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TopicWhy are mods allowed to close topics with no explanation?
Lairen
12/14/19 6:05:47 PM
#6
Why am i allowed to make alts and ignore the tos? Abuse of my powers.

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TopicMy girlfriend is 19. I'm 31.
Lairen
12/14/19 1:46:24 PM
#4
If this was normal you wouldnt make a topic about it.

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TopicI forget why didn't Kevin's parents just call the cops/neighbors in Home Alone?
Lairen
12/13/19 5:26:10 PM
#71
EffectAndCause posted...
I mean, who would assume someone would be crafty enough to stage a fake party?

Gee, well we should just skip that single house and rob the rest.....

Or murder a child?

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TopicI forget why didn't Kevin's parents just call the cops/neighbors in Home Alone?
Lairen
12/13/19 5:13:48 PM
#68
EffectAndCause posted...
They are actually brilliant, Kevin with time to plan is just their one weakness.

No they constantly stand still for the traps to work and they never really get hurt either. They fall down stairs, get hit with paint buckets, get hit with crow bars and suffer severe burns yet theyre fine.

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TopicHow is Super Mario 3D Land?
Lairen
12/13/19 5:09:28 PM
#11
If you wanted a 3d/gameboy/traditional mario its great. If you wanted a 3d console/adventure type mario, you wont like it.

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TopicI forget why didn't Kevin's parents just call the cops/neighbors in Home Alone?
Lairen
12/13/19 5:07:38 PM
#66
Tupacrulez posted...
Lol @ people still getting wrapped up in this movie.

Thanos killing half the universe?
Disbelieve suspended.

Home alone?
NOT A FUCKIN CHANCE BRO!

Um, people have never stopped complaining about endgame.

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TopicI forget why didn't Kevin's parents just call the cops/neighbors in Home Alone?
Lairen
12/13/19 5:06:34 PM
#65
Ok, if the whole block is on vacation just fuck the house with the kid and hit all the other ones. What did they have that they wanted so bad?

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Topicif you dont shave every day you either...
Lairen
12/12/19 9:54:37 PM
#41
God_Of_Entirety posted...
How did you get this from the words I posted
You said you cant grow hair or its messy.

Meaning youre jealous of those that grow nice beards.

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Topicif you dont shave every day you either...
Lairen
12/12/19 9:49:35 PM
#39
So youre jealous of other men that have nice facial hair?

You should get over it

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TopicI forget why didn't Kevin's parents just call the cops/neighbors in Home Alone?
Lairen
12/12/19 7:04:29 PM
#20
Why didnt the brick kill marv dead instantly?

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TopicYour reaction: All porn is replaced by Skeeter from Doug
Lairen
12/12/19 7:02:40 PM
#4
Porn intensifies

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TopicDoe someone deserve to have their career ruined over...
Lairen
12/12/19 6:39:10 PM
#4
Irony posted...
Only if their career is properly constructing PCs


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TopicOf these options, who are the worst types of people to deal with?
Lairen
12/12/19 6:38:25 PM
#7
Cancel plans...

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TopicWill Linkin Park continue?
Lairen
12/12/19 6:36:32 PM
#3
Linkin Zelda is still going strong.

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TopicHypothetical: a woman kicks your pet (dog or cat). What do you do?
Lairen
12/12/19 3:22:59 PM
#16
DrizztLink posted...
Gonna kick that ass straight off.

Like...literally?

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TopicHypothetical: a woman kicks your pet (dog or cat). What do you do?
Lairen
12/12/19 3:14:52 PM
#14
DrizztLink posted...
She won't by the time I'm done.

Wait..what?

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TopicHypothetical: a woman kicks your pet (dog or cat). What do you do?
Lairen
12/12/19 3:06:25 PM
#9
Shes gotta a butt on her....

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TopicJust got RE2 on Gamecube in the mail
Lairen
12/12/19 3:03:52 PM
#2
Who cares?

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TopicGuy quits Starbucks job with a song.
Lairen
12/12/19 3:02:50 PM
#3
I get it but they really dont care if you quit.

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TopicDeath Stranding review: "It's not supposed to be fun!"
Lairen
12/11/19 10:01:39 PM
#5
Have you ever wanted to do the biggoron sword quest over and over yet never get the sword? Death Stranding!

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TopicI'm having some issues with my girlfriend of 6 months. Can I get some advice??
Lairen
12/11/19 9:48:46 PM
#3
End. Now.

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Topicplaying Final Fantasy Tactics for the first time AMA
Lairen
12/11/19 9:47:12 PM
#80
Get a chocobo. Run between two blue dots till red army.

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TopicWhen you hear "Israel"...what is the first thing that comes to mind?
Lairen
12/11/19 9:46:27 PM
#24
Is it fake?

nah, israel.

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TopicHow did Nintendo produce Majora's Mask so quickly?
Lairen
12/11/19 9:45:18 PM
#6
I hate this game.

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TopicMan gave chlamydia to three women and is afraid to tell them.
Lairen
12/11/19 9:42:19 PM
#5
If you sleep around youre putting yourself in this position....

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TopicWhen I get home I look under my bed, in closet etc for intruders
Lairen
12/11/19 9:15:43 PM
#3
Intruders check their closet for me.

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TopicHow is Dead by Daylight?
Lairen
12/11/19 1:05:08 PM
#8
Anything the killer does is wrong...according to the survivors.

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TopicIf they can fix Sonic, they can fix Jill Valentine.
Lairen
12/10/19 8:44:09 PM
#57
Looks like Alicia Vikander......

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TopicJill in RE3make looks like the most realistic human ever in a game
Lairen
12/10/19 8:41:22 PM
#14
Starring Alicia Vikander as Jill...

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TopicThis girl has been trying to date for me 8 years. She asked for dinner again
Lairen
12/10/19 8:05:17 PM
#5
If vice versa the girl would blatantly ignore you.

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TopicAh man i realized today my life philosophy is shaped by FFIX/spoilers
Lairen
12/10/19 8:00:21 PM
#3
Zidane wasnt aware, younger and got to make friends.

Kujas older, very aware, and has no friends.

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TopicIs working 84+ hours a week for $1M a year worth it?
Lairen
12/10/19 7:57:26 PM
#15
ScazarMeltex posted...
No. What is the fucking point of making that money if you don't have time to enjoy it?

Well quit after a few years then....

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