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Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 2:46:54 PM
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Girl to Chad: "Would you like to go on a date?"

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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DrizztLink
12/23/19 2:47:49 PM
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Girl to TC: "Get the fuck away from me, I already called the cops."

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smoliske
12/23/19 2:49:00 PM
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imagine living your life discussing hypothetical scenarios every single day regarding incels and fictional Chad's and Stacey's on a gaming internet message board web sight called gamefaqs on gamespot owned by CBS interactive
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Lairen
12/23/19 2:49:21 PM
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Translation: Youre fucking ugly.

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Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 2:49:37 PM
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smoliske posted...
imagine living your life discussing hypothetical scenarios every single day regarding incels and fictional Chad's and Stacey's on a gaming internet message board web sight called gamefaqs on gamespot owned by CBS interactive
What could be better than that?

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Jagr_68
12/23/19 2:49:51 PM
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"I'm not looking for anything from you right now.

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Solid Sonic
12/23/19 2:50:15 PM
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Do women have a sixth sense for when a man is small under his pants?

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"It feels like I'm always wrong."
"Nah, that's not true...I mean you just made that statement, didn't you?"
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Lairen
12/23/19 2:51:17 PM
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Solid Sonic posted...
Do women have a sixth sense for when a man is small under his pants?

No, just the sense of sight to see if someone is fucking ugly.

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bknight
12/23/19 2:51:30 PM
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Solid Sonic posted...
Do women have a sixth sense for when a man is small under his pants?
Nope, they use their sense of sight to on the Asian guy.
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MedeaLysistrata
12/23/19 2:54:47 PM
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TC how long have you been stuck on boardwalk?

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Orlando_Jordan
12/23/19 2:56:10 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
TC how long have you been stuck on boardwalk?
What does that mean?

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bknight
12/23/19 3:00:00 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
What does that mean?
It's a Monopoly metaphor, boardwalk is seen as a double edge property that can make you rich or ruin you, pretty much saying that you are bi-polar.
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MedeaLysistrata
12/23/19 3:00:48 PM
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bknight posted...
It's a Monopoly metaphor, boardwalk is seen as a double edge property that can make you rich or ruin you, pretty much saying that you are bi-polar.
How dare you steal my cloudsong that's not what it means

Orlando_Jordan posted...
What does that mean?
Literally nothing I just thought it sounded cool

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dave_is_slick
12/23/19 3:10:09 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Girl to TC: "Get the fuck away from me, I already called the cops."
That's it! Pack it up boys, nothing is topping this!

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ArchiePeck
12/23/19 3:12:06 PM
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IMAGINE being TC
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