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Johnny_Nutcase
02/20/21 9:25:11 PM
#302:


Yeah you gonna cook somethin real nice with all that oregano?

Downloading Forza 7. Haven't played this one yet. I thought it was 98gb according to Gamepass but it looks like it's only 70. Got 30gb so far so i'm able to play a little bit of it.

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WaterLink
02/20/21 9:27:13 PM
#303:


Coincidentally I did cook a spaghetti this afternoon
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/20/21 9:29:17 PM
#304:


I had spaghetti for dinner.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/20/21 9:37:45 PM
#306:


First series was a hatchback series and I hate driving these things. I just never liked em. But I got a Hyundai Veloster and someone uploaded a Krusty Burger/Duff Beer wrap so i'm loving this car now.

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SiO4
02/20/21 11:10:00 PM
#307:


WaterLink posted...
Literally the biggest nug I've ever gotten in my life. I dont care if I got modded for posting this, this needs to be shared lol


Jesus any idea how much it..might..way?
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SiO4
02/20/21 11:10:46 PM
#308:


WaterLink posted...
Coincidentally I did cook a spaghetti this afternoon


...Ya, I bet you did!!
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IfGodCouldDie
02/20/21 11:10:47 PM
#309:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
First series was a hatchback series and I hate driving these things. I just never liked em. But I got a Hyundai Veloster and someone uploaded a Krusty Burger/Duff Beer wrap so i'm loving this car now.
Thats awesome.

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MabusIncarnate
02/20/21 11:21:57 PM
#310:


SiO4 posted...
Jesus any idea how much it..might..way?
I'd bet probably a quarter oz

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/20/21 11:25:17 PM
#311:


Did you guys see that United flight engine that fucking fell apart over Denver today? Colorado was raining bits and pieces of metal for a while and one guy got the whole front casing of the right engine that nestled softly under his tree after it smashed down on his truck.

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Questionmarktarius
02/20/21 11:32:53 PM
#312:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Did you guys see that United flight engine that fucking fell apart over Denver today?
Something doesn't look quite right here...


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MabusIncarnate
02/20/21 11:40:20 PM
#313:


This is why all planes should come equipped with a monkey and duct tape, just send that little bastard out there to patch things up, good to go.

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SiO4
02/20/21 11:40:48 PM
#314:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'd bet probably a quarter oz


It's certainly on its way.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 12:07:53 AM
#315:


MabusIncarnate posted...
This is why all planes should come equipped with a monkey and duct tape, just send that little bastard out there to patch things up, good to go.

The scariest part of any flight is you're literally rolling the dice on take off. No matter how good the pilot is, take off is where non issues like one bad engine can make you forget about your vacation real quick. I think any commercial pilot is trained to land a plane without any engines..... provided their on their way to landing.....

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MabusIncarnate
02/21/21 12:12:49 AM
#316:


Probably the scariest experience I had was in the Army, we flew from Oklahoma to Missouri in a 8 passenger plane that looked like it came out of Vietnam. We hit turbulence and it was a worse sensation than a big drop on a roller coaster for like 45 minutes. Half of the guys were puking their guts out in barf bags and it felt like the thing was falling apart. I've flown commercial quite a lot, and being on a big plane feels like nothing when it rattles a bit, but being on a tiny fucker like that was terrifying.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 12:19:30 AM
#317:


Yeah I flew Southwest from El Paso to Dallas once during a big storm. Pilots don't sugar coat shit I guess anymore. He came on saying shit like "Eghhh were about to pull back from the gate now put on your seat belts because this is going to be a bumpy ride" Take off was smooth as fuck but once you get into those clouds... it's over. Hour and a half of people going "OooooOHHHH!!!" and the plane shaking. It kinda felt weird walking into Dallas after we landed. Felt like I was on them stormy seas.

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JimCarrysToe
02/21/21 12:57:36 AM
#318:


I've got the shits, some cramps, and I'm feeling a lil nauseous. I'm hoping it's from the accidentally spicey ramen and my period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtLhM39siU4

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 1:01:04 AM
#319:


Jim has Crohns disease. She's always in reach of a toilet.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 2:18:16 AM
#320:


Is there a sly way of asking your gf's ring finger size?

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IfGodCouldDie
02/21/21 3:02:24 AM
#321:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Is there a sly way of asking your gf's ring finger size?
Yes. "For no particular reason at all, what is your finger size?"

But in all honesty, just take one of her rings that you know she wears all the time and get it measured

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MabusIncarnate
02/21/21 3:06:23 AM
#322:


Does she wear rings at all? A lot of girls that do take it off before they go to bed at night, pay attention to what finger she wears it on, snag it in the middle of the night, act dumb and pretend like the cat knocked it off or something and you don't know what happened to it, take it to the jeweler and say "She wears this on her pointer finger" or whatever finger and they should be able to gauge a pretty accurate size from that ring compared to the finger.


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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 3:09:49 AM
#323:


She does wear shit and says "ohhhh you wouldn't have to worry if you'd just ask me"


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jon1012
02/21/21 3:14:27 AM
#324:


Ok back to drinking

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JimCarrysToe
02/21/21 4:10:23 AM
#325:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Is there a sly way of asking your gf's ring finger size?
Dude just knock her out with a frying pan and drag her to the jeweler to get her finger measured like a normal person.

Bring the pan with you incase she wakes up.

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MabusIncarnate
02/21/21 4:15:21 AM
#326:


Or cut off her hand, put it on ice, and sew it back on before she wakes up

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 4:51:49 AM
#327:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Dude just knock her out with a frying pan and drag her to the jeweler to get her finger measured like a normal person.

Bring the pan with you incase she wakes up.

Fuck this makes sense to me.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 5:00:36 AM
#328:


Everytime I blow my nose it's nothing but blood.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 5:11:37 AM
#329:


My gf told me she needs to lie down after reading my texts. Says she doesn't want to the kids to see her crying.

In my defense I didn't do anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBbtoB9UPxI

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MI4 REAL
02/21/21 7:39:57 AM
#330:


I said I wouldn't drink all through my week off. And of course, I was wrong.


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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 7:46:47 AM
#331:


That doesn't even make sense. Why would you not get loaded on your week off?

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MI4 REAL
02/21/21 8:04:47 AM
#332:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That doesn't even make sense. Why would you not get loaded on your week off?

Because it isn't as fun as it used to be.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 8:10:03 AM
#333:


Fun is what you make it to be.

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MI4 REAL
02/21/21 9:45:37 AM
#334:


Btw holding calls in american football are the biggest horseshit calls ever.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 2:43:16 PM
#335:


MI4 REAL posted...
Btw holding calls in american football are the biggest horseshit calls ever.

I agree but sometimes it's really blatant and you gotta call it. You can't wrap your arm around a guys neck, take him to the fucking ground, and then throw your arms up in the air, actually making yourself look more guilty at the same time and think you're gonna get away with it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 2:50:46 PM
#336:


See this is what I just can't wrap my head around. My gf lays into me real good like she should when I act like an asshole. I apologize, and this time I kinda really fucked up. She goes quiet for a day, and this morning my phone was on the floor because she kept calling me and texting to me that "she loves me and I am her her world" ..........

I feel like she always tries to pretend nothing happened the day before we have to go back to work together. Or am I just really that invincible with her? I'd hate to think that as much as any guy would theoretically love that idea.

Or she's just genuinely in love with me and she's really the person i'm going to spend the rest of my life with.

All scary. All confusing.

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CanuckCowboy
02/21/21 2:52:49 PM
#337:


I played forza 7. It was good but I always enjoy the horizon series more.

Also who gets forwarded 7 when they could literally have gotten wreckfest instead?

@Johnny_Nutcase

Wreckfest is awesome.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 2:58:12 PM
#338:


I had Wreckfest for a long time but you and fucking Mabus never got it so I ended up uninstalling it!

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Questionmarktarius
02/21/21 3:02:32 PM
#339:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I agree but sometimes it's really blatant and you gotta call it. You can't wrap your arm around a guys neck, take him to the fucking ground, and then throw your arms up in the air, actually making yourself look more guilty at the same time and think you're gonna get away with it.
Just shift the chains, instead of handing out a free first down or killing the drive.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 3:20:02 PM
#340:


Huh.... I drank about half a gallon of rum last night. I oddly don't feel all that hung over like I should. I'm gonna drink more later I believe.


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CanuckCowboy
02/21/21 3:20:21 PM
#341:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I had Wreckfest for a long time but you and fucking Mabus never got it so I ended up uninstalling it!

I never heard of it till the other day.

Way to go mabus.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 3:26:27 PM
#342:


I wish I could go back to the two or three topics where I would constantly post "gettin drunk and playin wreckfest"

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Questionmarktarius
02/21/21 3:55:47 PM
#343:


NASCAR road races are sooooo good.
These cars are way too big and heavy for this shit.
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CanuckCowboy
02/21/21 3:56:39 PM
#344:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I wish I could go back to the two or three topics where I would constantly post "gettin drunk and playin wreckfest"

Wtf how did I miss that?

I fuckin love this game.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 4:18:09 PM
#345:


Yeah I always said it was the prefect racing game to play drunk because wrecking is encouraged.

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CanuckCowboy
02/21/21 5:03:48 PM
#346:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah I always said it was the prefect racing game to play drunk because wrecking is encouraged.

Couldn't agree more. Plus its hilarious sometimes. I've finished some derbys and my car is basically a square block. The damage is pretty good.


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CanuckCowboy
02/21/21 5:11:37 PM
#347:



The views are the one awesome thing about winter.

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JimCarrysToe
02/21/21 6:47:52 PM
#348:


@Johnny_Nutcase incase you and your gf don't know how to make a baby cuz you've been peeing in her butt the whole time heres a how to and some parenting tips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSlQwV-cEUE

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ShyOx
02/21/21 6:54:41 PM
#349:


CanuckCowboy posted...

The views are the one awesome thing about winter.

We never get snow to stick in Memphis so I'm going to miss this madness when it's gone. Got over a foot. It'll snow next week but it won't stick at all : /

It's Jim Beam and Gfaqs RPG choice tonight. See how far I get

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MabusIncarnate
02/21/21 7:02:24 PM
#350:


ShyOx posted...
We never get snow to stick in Memphis so I'm going to miss this madness when it's gone. Got over a foot. It'll snow next week but it won't stick at all : /

It's Jim Beam and Gfaqs RPG choice tonight. See how far I get
I'm closer to Chattanooga but we got a lot of snow here the past couple weeks also, most we had at once was near 5 inches, but we had like 4 other nights of 2-3 inch snowfalls too. Odd for this area for sure.

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ShyOx
02/21/21 7:04:51 PM
#351:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm closer to Chattanooga but we got a lot of snow here the past couple weeks also, most we had at once was near 5 inches, but we had like 4 other nights of 2-3 inch snowfalls too. Odd for this area for sure.

It melting reminds me I'm gonna melt in the summer >.<

Do they have any skiing near chatt? You've got the mountains near there right? Or am I thinking of somewhere else?

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