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MabusIncarnate
02/21/21 7:08:10 PM
#352:


Yeah i'm in the mountains, but I haven't really seen or heard anything about skiing in the area. I think it's probably too inconsistent with snowfall to maintain during the winter, but i'm not sure.

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ShyOx
02/21/21 7:11:12 PM
#354:


CHM_Punk posted...

Lol nice, remember to pour one out

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JimCarrysToe
02/21/21 7:25:41 PM
#355:


Who wants to learn about dino sex? Shame this didnt show up in my recs on v day lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBa3hiF_iHU

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CanuckCowboy
02/21/21 7:57:54 PM
#356:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Who wants to learn about dino sex? Shame this didnt show up in my recs on v day lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBa3hiF_iHU

Wait you're a dating a dinosaur?!?

I wanna meet the dinosaur.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 8:08:08 PM
#357:


JimCarrysToe posted...
@Johnny_Nutcase incase you and your gf don't know how to make a baby cuz you've been peeing in her butt the whole time heres a how to and some parenting tips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSlQwV-cEUE

Wait you're not supposed to pee in the butt?

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 8:24:55 PM
#358:


Just had Mac n Cheese with Hatch Green Chile in it... @Harpie you should be aware of this.

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Questionmarktarius
02/21/21 8:37:20 PM
#359:


...did I just watch dinosaur porn?
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 8:38:21 PM
#360:


Questionmarktarius posted...
...did I just watch dinosaur porn?

Life has uh.... found a way.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 8:49:23 PM
#361:


Gonna have a few drinks.... I tried mixing Rum with Fresca tonight because it's like a citrus drink.... works ok. Also jumping back into Forza 7. I got a Plymouth Cuda as a muscle car now, and this thing will push 160 before I added any upgrades. I'm guessing some of these cars are gonna break the fucking sound barrier.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 9:41:38 PM
#362:


@MabusIncarnate been meaning to ask you, hows the sobriety going? I imagine it's getting easier by now once you get past the bad withdrawals right?

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MabusIncarnate
02/21/21 9:46:13 PM
#363:


Yeah, 21 days sober today, kind of boring but no withdrawals anymore, just cravings. Toughest part is later at night and just keep sitting here thinking fuck I wish I was drunk.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/21/21 9:46:47 PM
#364:


Congrats on three weeks!

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MabusIncarnate
02/21/21 9:48:10 PM
#365:


Thanks, I feel better overall for sure, lost like 12 lbs already. I've been playing puzzle games like Gems of War and Puzzle Quest to occupy my brain, i've done more gaming these last 3 weeks than I probably have in the last 6 months. Just burning through stuff and working.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 9:51:51 PM
#366:


I think that would be the hardest thing for me about not drinking. All the stuff I like to do is just better while im drinking. Except sex. I do a lot better in bed when im not hammered. I figure i'll probably give it up when I get married. I tend not to drink so much around the gf and she's good at keeping me occupied, so I think that would be the best time to do it or at least only drinking occasionally.

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JimCarrysToe
02/21/21 10:47:50 PM
#367:


Oh wtf, I'm an idol now. Cool.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 10:48:55 PM
#368:


Yeah well i'm a sage so go get me a drink.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/21/21 11:24:00 PM
#369:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah well i'm a sage so go get me a drink.
Yea well I have like 70 more Karma than you so Jim go get us both a drink.

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BlazinBlue88
02/21/21 11:40:31 PM
#370:


I just hit ? Block yesterday.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/21/21 11:47:58 PM
#371:


I'd probably be god status by now if it wasn't for all those 11,024 moderations I have accumulated.

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MabusIncarnate
02/22/21 12:39:35 AM
#372:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
I just hit ? Block yesterday.
Damn I didn't realize your account was 20 years old

I have a super old account that's probably gone by now that I registered in the early 2000s but I barely used it, maybe 200 posts over 5 years. I was an IGN guy for a long time.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/22/21 12:41:28 AM
#373:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Damn I didn't realize your account was 20 years old

I have a super old account that's probably gone by now that I registered in the early 2000s but I barely used it, maybe 200 posts over 5 years. I was an IGN guy for a long time.

What was your username? I wonder if we got into heated battles accounting for 13% of my annual moderations?

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ShyOx
02/22/21 12:44:14 AM
#374:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah, 21 days sober today, kind of boring but no withdrawals anymore, just cravings. Toughest part is later at night and just keep sitting here thinking fuck I wish I was drunk.

Nah it's that you wish you were drinking. The act of it and the party aspect. I keep going 4 days on 4 days off and just prolonging my withdrawal bullshit.

Nothing is lonelier than being done with the drunk and just sitting there, the house is drunk dry, wondering if you're drunk enough to go to sleep. You've made the right decision.

Moving on from that though me and Jim Beam are arm wrestling watching Arrested Development and wondering how I've managed to mismanage my life so poorly.

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MabusIncarnate
02/22/21 12:46:07 AM
#375:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What was your username? I wonder if we got into heated battles accounting for 13% of my annual moderations?
Don't laugh at it.. PSXKoRn2 lmao

ShyOx posted...
Nah it's that you wish you were drinking. The act of it and the party aspect. I keep going 4 days on 4 days off and just prolonging my withdrawal bullshit.

Nothing is lonelier than being done with the drunk and just sitting there, the house is drunk dry, wondering if you're drunk enough to go to sleep. You've made the right decision.

Moving on from that though me and Jim Beam are arm wrestling watching Arrested Development and wondering how I've managed to mismanage my life so poorly.
Yeah man, falling asleep is still the hardest, used to be can't sleep, pound down 3 quick shots and it usually quick buzzed me to Zzzs

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/22/21 12:46:47 AM
#376:


I'm not laughing.....



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MabusIncarnate
02/22/21 12:58:35 AM
#377:


It was like my 15 year old me AOL username when I thought Limp Bizkit was cool

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ShyOx
02/22/21 1:00:57 AM
#378:


MabusIncarnate posted...
It was like my 15 year old me AOL username when I thought Limp Bizkit was cool

My first username was fly_guy_29

Damn it man we said not to laugh!

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/22/21 1:02:40 AM
#379:


I got you all beat easily. I made a Yahoo! account when I was like 11 or 12 named "Cooldude_something...." I did the whole a/s/l thing and probably got a 13/f/tx who is now known as Jims father. Now I wanna throw up.

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ShyOx
02/22/21 1:05:11 AM
#380:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I got you all beat easily. I made a Yahoo! account when I was like 11 or 12 named "Cooldude_something...." I did the whole a/s/l thing and probably got a 13/f/tx who is now known as Jims father. Now I wanna throw up.

Our origin stories are far too similar to assume we weren't both on the otherside of the threesome

Aaaaand shot

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MabusIncarnate
02/22/21 1:05:14 AM
#381:


I know Jim's first was a Rainbow Bright reference

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IfGodCouldDie
02/22/21 1:08:56 AM
#382:


This is my og moniker that I have always used.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/22/21 1:12:50 AM
#383:


I just realized if I were to ever make a joke like that with my gf I would be so dead. I feel like Jim is responsible for my turbulent relationship experiences. I'm so used to bad mouthing Jim, it carries over to real life and I don't get a smiley face or even a come back. Just a whole book of how we should see other people.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/22/21 1:13:54 AM
#384:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I just realized if I were to ever make a joke like that with my gf I would be so dead. I feel like Jim is responsible for my turbulent relationship experiences. I'm so used to bad mouthing Jim, it carries over to real life and I don't get a smiley face or even a come back. Just a whole book of how we should see other people.
Lol thats unfortunate, I shit talk my wife all the time and she shit talks me right back. Thats how I know the love is real.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/22/21 1:16:07 AM
#385:


I know it should be that way. She takes everything way too personally. Even her daughter tells her to calm down it was just a joke. I ACTUALLY got in trouble for talking in my sleep. I can't......

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ShyOx
02/22/21 1:17:10 AM
#386:


You fuck with your spouse, it's in the unwritten and unagreed to contract.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/22/21 1:18:00 AM
#387:


ShyOx posted...
You fuck with your spouse, it's in the unwritten but fully agreed to contract.
Ftfy

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/22/21 1:19:36 AM
#388:


NOW it's a thing I can't get around. She always tells me she's going to set me on fire sir, but initially I woke up at 6am and it was still pretty dark and I could just tell she was pissed sitting in my office chair staring at the turned off TV.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/22/21 1:20:24 AM
#389:


Tell your GF to get in here so we can set her straight.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/22/21 1:22:07 AM
#390:


Yeah and I could immediately walk into traffic.

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ShyOx
02/22/21 1:29:04 AM
#391:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
NOW it's a thing I can't get around. She always tells me she's going to set me on fire sir, but initially I woke up at 6am and it was still pretty dark and I could just tell she was pissed sitting in my office chair staring at the turned off TV.

wait wut

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ShyOx
02/22/21 1:29:23 AM
#392:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah and I could immediately walk into traffic.

WAIT WUT

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/22/21 1:34:28 AM
#393:


Oh well one night I got really loaded and she thought I stopped breathing so she tried to wake me up. I guess I started talking in my sleep and said "I'll SET YOU ON FIRE SIR" and she got upset. When I finally actually woke up I just saw her sitting in a chair in the dark upset.....I still to this day can't accept blame for that but I have to I guess.

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JimCarrysToe
02/22/21 3:03:40 AM
#394:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I know Jim's first was a Rainbow Bright reference
Oh damn, I looked that up cuz it sounded familiar and dear god those creatures are ugly lol. I wish I could go back to not remembering them.

My first username was something like BarfBag4233 or something lol.

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DamnSasquatch
02/22/21 5:20:26 AM
#395:


Mabus is WARNED!

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YugiNoob
02/22/21 5:26:04 AM
#396:


Wait, what in the ever loving fuck?? What could have gotten him of all people warned?

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BlazinBlue88
02/22/21 10:28:40 AM
#398:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Damn I didn't realize your account was 20 years old

I have a super old account that's probably gone by now that I registered in the early 2000s but I barely used it, maybe 200 posts over 5 years. I was an IGN guy for a long time.
Yeah I only had one account before this and it got banned. I've been a lurker for most of my account.

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BlazeYoungblood
02/22/21 2:55:52 PM
#399:


YugiNoob posted...
Wait, what in the ever loving fuck?? What could have gotten him of all people warned?
That topic about Chile, won't go into details but I had a few choice words for someone there and I got a bit out of line.

Good news is, I remember my password for this alt that I thought I lost forever.

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BlazinBlue88
02/22/21 2:59:34 PM
#400:


BlazeYoungblood posted...
That topic about Chile, won't go into details but I had a few choice words for someone there and I got a bit out of line.

Good news is, I remember my password for this alt that I thought I lost forever.
*Looks at username*
Well this is embarrassing. Looks like we arrived in the topic wearing the same top.

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Questionmarktarius
02/22/21 3:00:38 PM
#401:


The lesson to learn here, is to avoid obvious mod-bait threads entirely.
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