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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/20 7:16:55 AM
#403:


Just got home

*falls through table*

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a-c-a-b
01/03/20 6:13:53 PM
#404:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnObkUiAt3s
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JimCarrysToe
01/03/20 6:35:34 PM
#405:


Who wants to watch a guy eat butter for 20 minutes with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZWSjNPiZsg

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a-c-a-b
01/03/20 7:45:22 PM
#406:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZVtb_y9TwU
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MabusIncarnate
01/03/20 7:45:33 PM
#407:


Work slowing up I should be around a bit more. Drinking tonight for sure, got some quality green with it.

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a-c-a-b
01/03/20 7:52:59 PM
#408:


Fuck yeah. I've been going for most of the day.

Poser Disposer - get high or die trying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U6xdaLHGqI
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CanuckCowboy
01/03/20 9:44:57 PM
#409:


a-c-a-b posted...
I've been riding bikes my entire life so I know at least the basics of maintaining them.

I did a bit of bxming in my teens too, but I was always much more into skating.

I was never really into skating. Full disclosure i tried to get into it before bmx but holy shit i suck at skateboarding. Lol.

Also there were no skateparks around here till after i graduated so bmx just had a lot more rideable shit.

I can do the work but parts still really add up. Even just tubes. But also chains, rims, stems, etc.

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CanuckCowboy
01/03/20 9:46:09 PM
#410:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Work slowing up I should be around a bit more. Drinking tonight for sure, got some quality green with it.

Fuck i went without green for a while then yesterday i got a bit of alazing sativa for nothing then today i got a half of some ridiculously good hybrid for 60 bucks.

When it rains it pours.

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WalterCanuksCat
01/03/20 10:51:11 PM
#411:


CanuckCowboy posted...


Fuck i went without green for a while then yesterday i got a bit of alazing sativa for nothing then today i got a half of some ridiculously good hybrid for 60 bucks.

When it rains it pours.

Damn, no wonder you were so chill yesterday, I was feeling that vibe
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a-c-a-b
01/03/20 11:07:07 PM
#412:


Evan Greer - Punks with clean kitchens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u2q1a9eigY
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CanuckCowboy
01/03/20 11:07:25 PM
#413:


WalterCanuksCat posted...
Damn, no wonder you were so chill yesterday, I was feeling that vibe

90% of the time yer right there with me bud. 10% of the time you slash my feet to ribbons but since you can jump to my face effortlessly and never actually go claws out on my face i accept that.

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a-c-a-b
01/04/20 1:22:11 PM
#414:


I don't even remember going to bed last night, but I woke up at 1pm and I'm still a little bit drunk.
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JimCarrysToe
01/04/20 4:19:22 PM
#415:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QtM7X0xYN8

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CanuckCowboy
01/04/20 5:06:13 PM
#416:


I wish i was there when someone came up with the idea to do that. And also to shoot cups b

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/04/20 7:22:27 PM
#417:


Gettin real drunk tonight. We need to set this election shit up so @WalterCanuksCat can mop the floor with @The_Doge

I feel like I'm not going to make that topic since I have a lot of enemies here and I don't want it to fuck Walter over. I vote @JimCarrysToe set up the election topic if Walter is ready to roll.

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The_Doge
01/04/20 7:32:51 PM
#418:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gettin real drunk tonight. We need to set this election shit up so @WalterCanuksCat can mop the floor with @The_Doge

I feel like I'm not going to make that topic since I have a lot of enemies here and I don't want it to fuck Walter over. I vote @JimCarrysToe set up the election topic if Walter is ready to roll.
It will coincide with the US election

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Lord_Shadow
01/04/20 7:37:16 PM
#419:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gettin real drunk tonight. We need to set this election shit up so @WalterCanuksCat can mop the floor with @The_Doge

I feel like I'm not going to make that topic since I have a lot of enemies here and I don't want it to fuck Walter over. I vote @JimCarrysToe set up the election topic if Walter is ready to roll.
What about the cat primary

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MabusIncarnate
01/04/20 8:09:19 PM
#420:


Just got home I'm drinkin

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a-c-a-b
01/04/20 8:14:01 PM
#421:


Drinking some James Ready tallboys and playing Final Fantasy 9.

I'm thinking about checking out Bloodstained - Ritual of the Night after I finish FF9. It looks cool and I remember Mabus saying it was pretty good.
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MabusIncarnate
01/04/20 8:22:29 PM
#422:


It was really good.. it's definitely inspired by Castlevania SOTN. I played it pretty much exclusively til I got 100% complete.

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a-c-a-b
01/04/20 8:25:40 PM
#423:


MabusIncarnate posted...
It was really good.. it's definitely inspired by Castlevania SOTN. I played it pretty much exclusively til I got 100% complete.

I never got the chance to play Symphony of the Night but I know a lot of people speak highly of it.
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butthole666
01/04/20 8:31:15 PM
#424:


I gotta get around to Bloodstained. SOTN was never really my jam but I wanna give it a shot.

Been strolling around in A Short Hike the past few days, strong contender for comfiest game ever

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CanuckCowboy
01/04/20 8:32:21 PM
#425:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gettin real drunk tonight. We need to set this election shit up so @WalterCanuksCat can mop the floor with @The_Doge

I feel like I'm not going to make that topic since I have a lot of enemies here and I don't want it to fuck Walter over. I vote @JimCarrysToe set up the election topic if Walter is ready to roll.

Yeah it has to be a beloved neutral party. Shes perfect. Okay maybe shes not entirely neutral but still.

Walter looks at his watch and it always says time to go. Never not ready.

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MabusIncarnate
01/04/20 8:32:32 PM
#426:


Yeah it's about the highest standard for a metroidvania type of game

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CanuckCowboy
01/04/20 8:32:45 PM
#427:


a-c-a-b posted...
I never got the chance to play Symphony of the Night but I know a lot of people speak highly of it.

Its an amazing game.

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MabusIncarnate
01/04/20 8:42:09 PM
#428:


I got a couple 6 packs of that victory golden monkey and a gallon of Lunazul gold

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/04/20 8:57:34 PM
#429:


I'd really love to see the Titans beat the Pats tonight.

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butthole666
01/04/20 9:24:07 PM
#430:


https://youtu.be/o5sAknPITKE

this entire record sounds equal parts depression, staying up for 3 days on the bad drugs screwing, and maybe carries a knife. Prime Josh Homme was the most badass frontman of his time yo.

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JimCarrysToe
01/04/20 9:29:23 PM
#431:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Yeah it has to be a beloved neutral party. Shes perfect. Okay maybe shes not entirely neutral but still.

Walter looks at his watch and it always says time to go. Never not ready.
Definitely not neutral lol, I hope walter beats the crap outa doge!

Also idk how to make an election topic..... I'm just gonna make a poll in it that says
1.Walter
2.Not doge cuz he's an ass sniffer so walter

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JimCarrysToe
01/04/20 9:56:33 PM
#432:


Man the ppl tattoo artists meet is crazy, imagine meeting someone who got banned from mexico for fucking a dolphin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AifMCbbZrFY

On a completely unrelated note, @WilliamPorygon have you ever been to mexico? Lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/04/20 9:59:40 PM
#433:


I dunno about Willy there but I have been to Mexico. Getting drunk down there is dirt cheap.

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WalterCanuksCat
01/04/20 10:04:56 PM
#434:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gettin real drunk tonight. We need to set this election shit up so @WalterCanuksCat can mop the floor with @The_Doge

Yeah man let's fuckin go
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a-c-a-b
01/04/20 10:07:31 PM
#435:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I dunno about Willy there but I have been to Mexico. Getting drunk down there is dirt cheap.

Yep. I spent a night down in Mexico during the 2 weeks I spent in California years ago. It was a good time.
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JimCarrysToe
01/04/20 10:10:43 PM
#436:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I dunno about Willy there but I have been to Mexico. Getting drunk down there is dirt cheap.
Make any new dolphin friends there?

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/04/20 10:11:08 PM
#437:


Yeah just over the bridge in El Paso is Juarez. There's like one main strip of bars right off the bridge. If you stray off that street you're almost guaranteed dead. It's bad enough that even the University in El Paso has bullet holes in it.

I haven't been down there in a long time so maybe it's better but I highly doubt it. But you have one of Americas safest cities just across from one of the most dangerous cities in the world.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/04/20 10:13:50 PM
#438:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Make any new dolphin friends there?

Shit if there was a Dolphin anywhere near this area, I would go hang out with it.

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WilliamPorygon
01/05/20 1:07:43 AM
#439:


No, I've never been to Mexico, but I will assert that's a pretty shitty reason to ban anyone from anywhere.

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MabusIncarnate
01/05/20 1:41:44 AM
#440:


Fuckin lol

I'm blasted.. got the dlc for Zelda so I've been going hard on it tonight. Off work tomorrow drinking til the sun comes up then sleeping til noon.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/05/20 1:46:50 AM
#441:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Fuckin lol

I'm blasted.. got the dlc for Zelda so I've been going hard on it tonight. Off work tomorrow drinking til the sun comes up then sleeping til noon.

Mmmmmhmm. Playin BL3 trying to do this raid bullshit with randoms with shitty match making. Random drops are pissing me off. Unfortunately it's damn near impossible to do solo.

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WrestlinFan
01/05/20 2:10:38 AM
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WrestlinFan
01/05/20 2:27:12 AM
#443:


https://youtu.be/NOFdJjHbaRk

This is hardly a song but it's one of my favorite videos lately.

https://youtu.be/dU1q7-Z-Y5U

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/05/20 2:30:16 AM
#444:


DAMNIT I don't like to get in the middle of two peoples relationships but i'm doing it now. Never looks good on me.

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MabusIncarnate
01/05/20 2:32:22 AM
#445:


I'm barely into it.. been trying for the new armor sets. Been grinding shrines for more hearts too.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/05/20 2:47:07 AM
#446:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm barely into it.. been trying for the new armor sets. Been grinding shrines for more hearts too.

Fuck it let's get wrecked.

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gnomefromnome
01/05/20 2:58:48 AM
#447:


Mickey's, Jim Beam and Coke tonight

and I made dis vids from GTA Online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg3MwajmVtc

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/05/20 3:05:55 AM
#448:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP8UFEc_t_U

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/05/20 7:51:11 AM
#449:


I'm pissed off. Someone hit a cat. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH if I saw who did it I would have followed them down and dismantled their vehicle violently in front of them. What would they do? I'm already going to jail, bring it on.

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CanuckCowboy
01/05/20 2:51:44 PM
#450:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Definitely not neutral lol, I hope walter beats the crap outa doge!

Also idk how to make an election topic..... I'm just gonna make a poll in it that says
1.Walter
2.Not doge cuz he's an ass sniffer so walter

Thats what i call fair and equal democratic process.

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a-c-a-b
01/05/20 5:51:38 PM
#451:


I gotta go back to work tomorrow after 16 days off. It's gonna suck.
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butthole666
01/05/20 6:54:02 PM
#452:


Edibles I picked up aint getting me that high im kinda tight

a-c-a-b posted...
I gotta go back to work tomorrow after 16 days off. It's gonna suck.
Going back to work after not feels worse than dying

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