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CanuckCowboy
12/31/19 11:23:47 PM
#352:


WalterCanuksCat posted...
Hello @CanuckCowboy I am your cat please share the weed

Holy shit. How did you do this while constantly attacking your fishing rod thing?

also youre on literally all the nip so....

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CanuckCowboy
12/31/19 11:26:34 PM
#353:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@CanuckCowboy . Can you confirm Walter into the new year?

In what way? I can confirm walter will smash doge like a sentient panzer tank smashes a watermelon.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/19 11:27:39 PM
#354:


Ohhh yeah it's Walter.

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WalterCanuksCat
12/31/19 11:28:04 PM
#355:


CanuckCowboy posted...


In what way? I can confirm walter will smash doge like a sentient panzer tank smashes a watermelon.

I can confirm this as well
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WalterCanuksCat
12/31/19 11:28:18 PM
#356:


Now fucking feed me
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CanuckCowboy
12/31/19 11:28:28 PM
#357:


Can confirm.

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CanuckCowboy
12/31/19 11:30:23 PM
#358:


Walters really fuckin on point here.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/31/19 11:31:00 PM
#359:


@The_Doge

What say you now?

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CanuckCowboy
12/31/19 11:45:09 PM
#360:


Holy shit it is raining like fuck right now. Also its December in canada and 7 celsius so like..... totally random guess 59.... apparently i cant spell fairenheit

like 45 wow i was way off.

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CanuckCowboy
01/01/20 12:11:42 AM
#361:


Fuck i hypothetically got some good lsd for the second time ever and its kicking in and i dont gaf now Im play fighting my cat well past 12. I aint going anywhere. Im like fuck i dont wanna miss out on potentially some new experiences but also dude im havin a time like donny dumphy

Hypothetically i keep asking him if hes ok cause he seems weird. Lol.

Fuck i deleted the wrong post. Imma hypothetically let it stand.

Im also sort of craving social interaction though.

Im just typing my thoughts apparently.

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JimCarrysToe
01/01/20 12:18:38 AM
#362:


Hl WALTER! *tosses walter a fishy* does walter like fish?

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CanuckCowboy
01/01/20 12:21:27 AM
#363:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Hl WALTER! *tosses walter a fishy* does walter like fish?

Not as much as youd think. I mean i should let him answer but he generally seems underwhelmed.

Raw beef > cooked chicken > everything that exists.

Theyre supposed to be at least 1 year -18 months before they get raw chicken but hell probly lose his shit for that wjen the time comes

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JimCarrysToe
01/01/20 12:27:28 AM
#364:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Not as much as youd think. I mean i should let him answer but he generally seems underwhelmed.

Raw beef > cooked chicken > everything that exists.

Theyre supposed to be at least 1 year -18 months before they get raw chicken but hell probly lose his shit for that wjen the time comes
Why does he have to wait for raw chicken?

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CanuckCowboy
01/01/20 12:30:13 AM
#365:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Why does he have to wait for raw chicken?

I did a ton of research before i got him and according to it thats how it is.

Honestly i wanna give it to him but hes also had explosive diarrhea twice for other reasons and he didnt seem to mind but i linda did.

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WameisJinston
01/01/20 12:33:48 AM
#366:


Is Mabus in here, happy New Years man

mane everyone else as well

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/20 12:34:25 AM
#367:


Jim gives me explosive diarrheah too.

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l23456789
01/01/20 12:40:56 AM
#368:


I just opened an Alaskan Silver Pale

*sips*

not bad
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The_Doge
01/01/20 12:49:41 AM
#370:


WalterCanuksCat posted...
Now fucking feed me


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CanuckCowboy
01/01/20 12:50:44 AM
#371:


The_Doge posted...

You do not. Not fucking even. No.

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CanuckCowboy
01/01/20 12:53:06 AM
#372:


Walter is gonna mayor the fuck out of you to right the wrong of the one vote loss of @jpennys_cat


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CanuckCowboy
01/01/20 12:59:44 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/20 1:04:53 AM
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CanuckCowboy
01/01/20 1:15:35 AM
#375:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Real shit.

Also my ride showed n i was like eh so i guess imma trip balls and have a time with walter.

i kinda wanna go wanted
to go but with no way home id rather just say fuck it

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/20 1:16:56 AM
#376:


I got less than an hour. You'll be ok.

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l--l
01/01/20 1:34:12 AM
#377:


l23456789 posted...
I just opened an Alaskan Silver Pale

*sips*

not bad
*opens Alaskan Helles ale*

*disappoint*

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CanuckCowboy
01/01/20 1:36:34 AM
#378:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I got less than an hour. You'll be ok.

Appreciated

fuck i cant spell Or maybe i can but i think i cant.


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JimCarrysToe
01/01/20 2:01:18 AM
#379:


"I'm willing to sacrifice a little penetration for a bigger hole"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdipblQmgnw

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l--l
01/01/20 2:04:57 AM
#380:


I love this cover
https://youtu.be/INouvLl1JiQ

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/20 2:14:45 AM
#381:


Jim is also in my timezone. I'm gonna go with her happy new year post there.

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gnomefromnome
01/01/20 2:15:40 AM
#382:


Alaskan Amber hit the spot
https://youtu.be/jmJ-98RW9Gg

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JimCarrysToe
01/01/20 2:30:56 AM
#383:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtWqv0Z3ErM

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l--l
01/01/20 2:52:22 AM
#384:


The lady in the black dress LMAO
https://youtu.be/w59e20ijOpE?list=RD--AvCsh48bk&t=144

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DrizztLink
01/01/20 3:05:33 AM
#385:


I'm at an AA dance.

Room full of sober people, actually pretty fun.

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WalterCanuksCat
01/02/20 1:16:49 AM
#386:


Happy new year, I heard there was chicken?
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MabusIncarnate
01/02/20 1:53:34 AM
#387:


I'm drunk raiding for shiny magicarp what's happening to my life?

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The_Doge
01/02/20 2:30:45 AM
#388:


WalterCanuksCat posted...
Happy new year, I heard there was chicken?
Doge already ate it none for Cate


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JimCarrysToe
01/02/20 4:55:28 PM
#389:


Been binging ppl getting their shitty tattoos covered up, man some ppl are just stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qe4fETPSOQ

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DrizztLink
01/02/20 6:53:30 PM
#390:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Been binging ppl getting their shitty tattoos covered up, man some ppl are just stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qe4fETPSOQ
She's cute AND has a thing for weird looking dudes?

I call dibs.

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MabusIncarnate
01/02/20 7:39:19 PM
#391:


Dang.. I dont have any tats. I'd hate getting one and regretting it later.

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a-c-a-b
01/02/20 8:22:31 PM
#392:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Dang.. I dont have any tats. I'd hate getting one and regretting it later.

I don't have any either. I don't have anything against tattoos and I think they look cool on other people, but it's just not something I have any interest in spending money on.

I'd rather spend my disposable income on my record collection, video games and books. And booze too of course.
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CanuckCowboy
01/02/20 9:10:10 PM
#393:


The_Doge posted...
Doge already ate it none for Cate

Im pretty sure doge is actually planning on dying at walters hand. I dont know why he wants that but like....

https://youtu.be/Vr8yDJ_YFiM

Good fuckin luck taking mah boys chicken.

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CanuckCowboy
01/02/20 9:14:49 PM
#394:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Dang.. I dont have any tats. I'd hate getting one and regretting it later.

Dude the chest tat i got on my 16th bday is shit. Lol. Id been harassing my dad yo let me get a tat for years by then. But he had a size limit so i got this little lame tribal dragon on my pec. Its not only a bad idea from the jump it was done by a shit tier artist who didnt even change from the outline needle to fill it in. I didnt even know there was a difference between shading and outline needles then.

which explains why it hurt so fucking much when he coloured it in.

The cross which runs down part of my spine hurt way less than that did overall and the spine is supposed to be a painful spot. It was done with only a thicker gauge needle but also didnt involve filling in.

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CanuckCowboy
01/02/20 9:16:37 PM
#395:


a-c-a-b posted...
I don't have any either. I don't have anything against tattoos and I think they look cool on other people, but it's just not something I have any interest in spending money on.

I'd rather spend my disposable income on my record collection, video games and books. And booze too of course.

Ive honed it down to liquor and books and bikes. Bikes take all the money i would spend on vids but fuck im finally getting to the point i need a current gen console. Miggt as well wait till theyre old hat at this point though.

My most recent tattoo is well over a decade old.

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CanuckCowboy
01/02/20 9:33:29 PM
#396:


the training for epic doge super fight is going well. I got that fishin rod a coupla weeks back. The tape is all the places hes broken it and hes also destroyed all the toys now so its just a bell he fights. Its loke focus pads.



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CanuckCowboy
01/02/20 9:38:18 PM
#397:


Now hes just dragging his murdered fishing rod around... with nothing but a bell still attached. And murdering it worse.

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a-c-a-b
01/02/20 10:50:21 PM
#398:


CanuckCowboy posted...


Ive honed it down to liquor and books and bikes. Bikes take all the money i would spend on vids but fuck im finally getting to the point i need a current gen console. Miggt as well wait till theyre old hat at this point though.

My most recent tattoo is well over a decade old.

I've been thinking about investing in a new bike. I ride daily from spring to fall but these days it's only for transportation. I wanna get something better than my garage sale bike and get into riding trails.

I really need a new hobby that doesn't involve sitting on my ass and drinking.
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CanuckCowboy
01/02/20 11:23:28 PM
#399:


a-c-a-b posted...
I've been thinking about investing in a new bike. I ride daily from spring to fall but these days it's only for transportation. I wanna get something better than my garage sale bike and get into riding trails.

I really need a new hobby that doesn't involve sitting on my ass and drinking.

That was my thought as well. I got my mtb and bmx now... but they do require significant maintenance.

I still drink when i ride but at least its good exercise.

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a-c-a-b
01/02/20 11:29:46 PM
#400:


CanuckCowboy posted...


That was my thought as well. I got my mtb and bmx now... but they do require significant maintenance.

I still drink when i ride but at least its good exercise.

I've been riding bikes my entire life so I know at least the basics of maintaining them.

I did a bit of bxming in my teens too, but I was always much more into skating.
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butthole666
01/03/20 1:04:29 AM
#401:


Ive spent a little over an hour reading up on Rick Ta Life lore

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01/03/20 3:17:10 AM
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