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apolloooo
02/14/18 7:34:35 AM
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:(

Feels bad man
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apolloooo
02/14/18 7:55:23 AM
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really? nobody? only me out of 7+ billion people alive have experienced it?
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Guy_Fieri
02/14/18 8:01:46 AM
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You dumpin' brah?
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nevershine
02/14/18 8:02:38 AM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
You dumpin' brah?

He dumpin' brah
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rabbi_baby
02/14/18 8:05:24 AM
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That's nothing.

When you have to poop after having your shower, already are dried off and freshly dressed.
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nevershine
02/14/18 8:06:15 AM
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rabbi_baby posted...
That's nothing.

When you have to poop after having your shower, already are dried off and freshly dressed.

I agree....
That's annoying af
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apolloooo
02/14/18 8:32:47 AM
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rabbi_baby posted...
That's nothing.

When you have to poop after having your shower, already are dried off and freshly dressed.

I have bidet with jet squirting so doesnt really matter but yeah kinda annoying.

But when eating you will leave your food 5-10 minutes. Some parts of it will go cold if you leave it like that
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Chicken
02/14/18 8:33:17 AM
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Just means you can eat more food.
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XplodnPnguins92
02/14/18 8:34:05 AM
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eat while you poop for maximum efficiency.
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rabbi_baby
02/14/18 9:14:15 AM
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apolloooo posted...
rabbi_baby posted...
That's nothing.

When you have to poop after having your shower, already are dried off and freshly dressed.

I have bidet with jet squirting so doesnt really matter but yeah kinda annoying.

But when eating you will leave your food 5-10 minutes. Some parts of it will go cold if you leave it like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbLr19cnXXM

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TheCurseX2
02/15/18 5:51:23 PM
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Why do so many people in this decade have such a fascination with their bowels?

"OMG IT'S SO FUNNY."

No, it's why you're a fucking virgin. Grow up.
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JlM
02/15/18 5:51:34 PM
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When this thread is posted and I can't find the relevant clip from Futurama.

:[ Feels bad man.
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IMNOTRAGED
02/15/18 5:51:50 PM
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What I hate is just when I'm about to go to work I suddenly have to take a dump and it makes me late for work.
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KingCrabCake
02/15/18 5:52:28 PM
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Just happened to me...im literally popping as i type this
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MrPeppers
02/15/18 5:53:22 PM
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Thats a real physiologic response to eating called the gastrocolic reflex. Its suppose to happen. Its very observable in puppies. They eat then shit like 10 mins after because they havent learned to control it quite as well yet.
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Uncle Choad
02/15/18 5:54:35 PM
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MrPeppers posted...
Thats a real physiologic response to eating called the gastrocolic reflex. Its suppose to happen. Its very observable in puppies. They eat then shit like 10 mins after because they havent learned to control it quite as well yet.


Sometimes if I eat a whole pizza and can't take a shit the next day I'll eat a box of spaghetti to force it out.
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masticatingman
02/15/18 5:55:31 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
Why do so many people in this decade have such a fascination with their bowels?

"OMG IT'S SO FUNNY."

No, it's why you're a fucking virgin. Grow up.


Lol would reckon more people than ever (well in the recent past) have been messing around with anal sex recently.

My big thing is coffee. If I havent had any for a few days its basically like a laxative.
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Chicken
02/16/18 1:30:49 AM
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IMNOTRAGED posted...
What I hate is just when I'm about to go to work I suddenly have to take a dump and it makes me late for work.

If I dont drink or eat anything, my morning poops dont trigger until I get to work.
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