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TopicGameFAQs, I'm not a lolicon.
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 9:17:52 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/9/AAdlC_AAC5LP.jpg

I keep getting ads for a game featuring characters of questionable age.

Though the one on the top banner is probably 7,000 years old.

<_<
TopicWolverine and Nightcrawler are Christians?
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 9:15:44 PM
#26
Gambit is an atheist in that cartoon and he hooks up with the hottest girl in the show.

So, uh, yeah.

We Christians do get the best character in the X-Men arcade game though. Nightcrawler is overpowered compared to the rest of the characters.
TopicWinter Olympics 2022 Opening Ceremony
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 5:39:54 PM
#3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z09vGm8N1c
TopicWhy do you think aliens haven't contacted us yet?
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 2:59:18 PM
#7
Considering we haven't picked any of them up in our most advanced telescopes, they're too far away to reach us.

Or they don't exist.
TopicWho would you prefer as president? Kamala Harris or Bernie Sanders?
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 2:46:54 PM
#5
Kamala Harris

Bernie Sanders makes a bunch of promises he couldn't possibly keep. Also, I'd rather have a young Black woman over an old White man. Nothing against older White males as a group, but we don't need members of the same demographic making all of the decisions all of the time.
TopicMedia with asexual representation?
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 1:54:19 PM
#6
Carnival of Souls
TopicThe other day two cute christian girls gave me their numbers >_>
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 1:28:30 PM
#16
Best option: You get with an attractive person.

Worst option: You get with an attractive person and wake up in a bathtub full of ice to discover one of your kidneys is missing.
TopicJoe Rogan apologizes for his repeated use of the N-word in viral clip
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 10:17:01 AM
#7
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
TopicJoe Rogan apologizes for his repeated use of the N-word in viral clip
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 10:14:43 AM
#4
Veggeta_MAX posted...
Yeah Rock canceled his interview because of this

Good.

It's disappointing that Rock ever considered going on his show.
TopicWere you a fan of the g.i. joe cartoon movie from the mid 80s? Spoilers?
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 1:21:41 AM
#29
Ruvan22 posted...
Was that where the "I wassss a man" line came from?

Yes.
TopicHow many of your GRANDPARENTS are still alive??
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 12:21:38 AM
#22
1

My maternal grandmother is still alive.
TopicCrowbcat has made me realize video games are actually getting worse.
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 12:21:04 AM
#7
Northlane posted...
Big publishers know they don't have to try anymore because there's so many people playing video games nowadays that millions will buy whatever you put out even if it's a lesser product than one that came before

This.

Studios and publishers will give audiences the minimum they demand.
TopicNickelodeon All-Star Brawl - Shredder reveal & showcase
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 12:12:40 AM
#32
LostForest posted...
If you watch past that initial reveal

For the most part, I didn't. I caught the odd episode here or there, but I pretty much lost interest when they revealed what they did about Shredder.

Thanks for the additional info, but it doesn't really resolve the issue that I have with it. Shredder is like Batman. What's cool about him is that it's just him. No special powers. No tricks. Just a bad ass martial artist. The 2003 series took that away from him.
TopicWere you a fan of the g.i. joe cartoon movie from the mid 80s? Spoilers?
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 12:10:03 AM
#20
The thing about G.I. Joe: The Movie is that the plot focuses on mutants from a lost civilization. That's not exactly the first thing one thinks about when you mention a military-themed cartoon show. It feels like they took a planned pilot for a series about Atlantis and shoehorned in the G.I. Joes.

The plot to Transformers: The Movie may be that a larger, deadlier robot has arrived to destroy the Earth, but that's an extension of the basic premise of the show. A larger robot fits in with a series about robots fighting robots. Turning a show about American heroes battling terrorists into a film about the military battling mutants is a deviation from the central premise.

It still works. It's just not the best fit.
TopicDo you guys think bruce lee would have fought in the ufc
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 12:05:34 AM
#33
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Chuck Norris was not a fighter.

Yeah, I stopped reading there. You might as well say that Muhammad Ali was not a fighter. He's just a guy who uses gloves for a shield.
TopicNickelodeon All-Star Brawl - Shredder reveal & showcase
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 12:03:21 AM
#30
2003 Shredder was ruined for me when they revealed that he wasn't a bad ass martial artist, but rather a tiny alien piloting a robot body. It doesn't count if you're just pushing buttons. Otherwise, I'm a bad ass boxer who knocked out Mike Tyson.
TopicDo you have any half brothers or sisters?
FortuneCookie
02/05/22 12:01:07 AM
#13
Two.

One deceased, one living.
TopicWere you a fan of the g.i. joe cartoon movie from the mid 80s? Spoilers?
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 9:50:08 PM
#5
I liked the two animated movies from the 80s. The Transformers movie was better than the G.I. Joe one.
TopicWere you a fan of the g.i. joe cartoon movie from the mid 80s? Spoilers?
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 9:45:45 PM
#2
I thought it was sad that the three-part pilot episode had greater characterization than the Michael Bay movie.
TopicWolverine's Height
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 9:42:55 PM
#44
spikethedevil posted...
Fleming liked Connerys portrayal so much he made Bond canom half Scottish.

And that book became the first movie not to feature Connery.

<_<
TopicITT: Bosses in games that are considered easy that you had trouble with
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 9:41:43 PM
#11
Snake Man from Mega Man 3

He's the most difficult boss in the game. I can't figure him out. I think it has something to do with staying still and letting him come to you, but I can't seem to bring myself to do that. I mostly wind up shooting first and hoping he dies before I do.

The rest of the game is easy.
TopicThere are few things more atrocious in this world than MK2 AI
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 9:38:57 PM
#4
gud
TopicWolverine's Height
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 8:41:36 PM
#39
If I were a director, I'd accept X-Men on the condition that Wolverine be short and that the camera highlight the fact that he's six inches shorter than Cyclops.

This would be a polite way of telling the studio I had no desire to do an X-Men movie. Of course they're going to want mr. shortguy to be tall and handsome.
TopicApparently Dr. Eggman told Rouge she had big boobs in Sonic X in Japanese
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 8:21:16 PM
#22
Dr. Eggman is observant. She does indeed have large breasts.
TopicRemember VGCats?
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 8:16:22 PM
#38
hawt
TopicDo you believe that T-Rex was mostly a scavenger?
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 8:14:20 PM
#8
No, I don't.

Tyrannosaurus would have scavenged -- like all predators -- but I think it was able to hunt and fight.
TopicHave you seen Mad Max Fury Road?
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 6:50:37 PM
#19
meralonne posted...
Yes. Didn't like it. Max played second fiddle to Furiosa the whole film and it just felt like they were trying to recapture the glory that is Mad Max 2, aka The Road Warrior.

My nitpick with the movie is that Furiosa wasn't the official star. "Max" should have been the Feral Child from The Road Warrior as an adult.
TopicTrumpers are going to war with butterflies now.
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 6:21:24 PM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/4/AAdlC_AAC41S.jpg

Red hats, you just made a powerful enemy...
TopicNeo-Nazis arrested for beating Jewish man in Florida.
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 6:19:45 PM
#9
Two Indiana men went to a Florida Nazi rally and beat up a Jewish man?

That's a special kind of fucked up. I hope the book is thrown at them.
TopicHave you seen Mad Max Fury Road?
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 5:33:09 PM
#5
Yes. It was great.

TopicNazi Germany 1939/ Tennessee 2022
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 2:30:48 PM
#14
Giant_Aspirin posted...
nope. Harry Potter and Twilight for promoting non-Christian beliefs. in the year 2022.


TopicPrince Hans in Frozen was deliberately deceptive storytelling
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 2:27:08 PM
#8
The thing I find funny is that, as a hero, he was able to defeat the snow giant in a fair fight. Had he been revealed as a villain before, he undoubtedly would have used cowardly/cheating tactics to win that battle.
TopicWhy Castlevania 1 is the best NES Castlevania
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 2:20:39 PM
#3
Great game. I play it every year for the Halloween season. And sometimes during the off-season as well.

Damn that Grim Reaper though.
TopicNazi Germany 1939/ Tennessee 2022
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 2:18:42 PM
#2
Lemme guess, they're burning copies of Maus.
TopicRemember when games didn't have load times?
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 1:13:57 PM
#7
Questionmarktarius posted...
...says someone who never played SFA2 on SNES.

Star Fox Adventures 2?
TopicRemember when games didn't have load times?
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 1:12:48 PM
#5
It blows my mind that some of the pictures I have saved are larger than some of the 80s and 90s games I play.
TopicMN police shoot another black man during a No Knock Raid.
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 1:09:32 PM
#16
They stressed that he had a gun -- in his own home, when he wasn't expecting a home intrusion.

What the fuck?
TopicTIL Lions are a matriarchy and trans lions exist
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 1:07:20 PM
#2
Didn't you make this topic yesterday?
TopicHalo show producers want to 'kick the patriarchy in the balls'
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 9:43:11 AM
#8
Punished_Blinx posted...
Both.


Thanks.
TopicHalo show producers want to 'kick the patriarchy in the balls'
FortuneCookie
02/04/22 12:00:44 AM
#5
So, is it a false rumor that Halo will be female centric or is it just the "kick the patriarchy in the balls" quote that's made up?
TopicHalo TV Series will be a FEMALE CENTRIC show and will be VERY DIVERSE!!
FortuneCookie
02/03/22 11:59:31 PM
#2
Okay, cool.

I have a suggestion.

If they want a video game adaptation to be female-centric, wouldn't they be best off to pick a series which actually has a heavy female focus? I mean, it's not like women are non-existent in games or are all objectified bikini warriors. They could easily do a Tomb Raider series where she's a Latina lesbian. The character was originally going to be Lara Cruz. They could easily say that that was her birth name and that Croft is an alias. And she was more or less shipped with another woman in the reboot.

I'm just saying.

It's probably a better idea than doing a series about an armored male space marine and making it female-centric.
TopicYou can't do a Black Panther movie without Black Panther
FortuneCookie
02/03/22 11:54:52 PM
#17
Well, then why the hell aren't they recasting?

They had other films that were in production and there's still a virus going around which has now reached endemic status. No matter what happens, the MCU is going to have to compromise somehow. If they give the title to Shuri, they're going to have to recast her character or make a major star out of an anti-vaxxer.
TopicYou can't do a Black Panther movie without Black Panther
FortuneCookie
02/03/22 11:51:37 PM
#13
Chadwick Boseman's family wants Marvel to recast and keep the T'Challa character alive. That should end all discussion on the subject matter. Find the next talented unknown and let him be T'Challa. And, yes, I know that Chadwick Boseman was already a rising star before he took on the part. I'm saying the recast could do for another actor what a film like 42 did for Boseman.

RIP.
TopicAnti-Defamation League CHANGES the definition of RACISM overnight
FortuneCookie
02/03/22 11:47:58 PM
#4
The Anti-Defamation League made the right call in changing their definition.

If the definition of racism is when white people harbor racial bigotry toward members of other ethnic groups, then bigotry toward white people could accurately be described as "reverse racism." And we don't need to validate any politician who stuck their foot in their mouth using that term.
TopicDo you like Butterball, The Chatterer or Female Cenobite the best?
FortuneCookie
02/03/22 7:07:58 PM
#6
The female cenobite.

She's so evil, she's willing to let an escapee go just to drag an innocent girl to Hell.
TopicI'm a happy trans girl, AMA
FortuneCookie
02/03/22 6:32:22 PM
#18
ElatedVenusaur posted...
My parents took it fantastically. Thankfully, I already had a non-binary person in my friend group, so they had already been exposed, so it wasn't so hard to explain. Really, I must say, my experience in coming out has been overwhelmingly positive. Unfortunately, most trans people aren't even half as fortunate.

That is awesome.

Not the last part. Everything preceding it.
TopicA cube made from $11.7 million worth of solid gold is sitting in Central Park
FortuneCookie
02/03/22 5:54:08 PM
#15
Dakimakura posted...
They deployed the robot dog cops

Ooh, nice. If you feed them robot dog food for a couple of weeks, they'll grow to trust you as a friend. Then you can move the cube without raising suspicion.
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