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Pepys_Monster
04/24/23 10:08:03 PM
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Every day, he preaches about God, how real he is, and how you need to accept him into your heart. He also gets angry at you when you don't pray with him.

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Payzmaykr
04/24/23 10:13:32 PM
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No_U_L7
04/24/23 10:14:08 PM
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does he protect me against the other inmates?

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FigureOfSpeech
04/24/23 10:15:17 PM
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I would probably just pretend to be a velociraptor most of the time just to fuck with him
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Pepys_Monster
04/24/23 10:16:40 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
does he protect me against the other inmates?
Only if he believes you're Christian.

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Nirvanas_Nox
04/24/23 10:31:08 PM
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Ok. Very easy to tune him out anyeay

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Arcanine2009
04/24/23 10:36:03 PM
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He's not exactly evangelical. Shit I would pretend to if I had to. What a brain dead topic.

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Letron_James
04/24/23 10:40:09 PM
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Is this before or after the prison anal sex?

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DD_Divine
04/24/23 10:41:14 PM
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does he spoon?

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VampireCoyote
04/24/23 10:43:34 PM
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we would do some stuff

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SSMajinVegeta2
04/24/23 11:04:41 PM
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Dumbest post ever. Easiest billion dollars ever lol

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BearlyWilling
04/24/23 11:05:10 PM
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Dakimakura
04/24/23 11:06:02 PM
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Does he want to fuck?

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AirJordan2345
04/26/23 7:48:00 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Every day, he preaches about God, how real he is, and how you need to accept him into your heart. He also gets angry at you when you don't pray with him.
chris pratt is very very religious? where did you hear this? iirc his father in law is Arnold, who is openly atheist
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MedeaLysistrata
04/26/23 8:00:37 AM
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Is he also gonna get 1 billion?

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Pepys_Monster
04/26/23 12:10:54 PM
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AirJordan2345 posted...
chris pratt is very very religious? where did you hear this? iirc his father in law is Arnold, who is openly atheist
www.thedailybeast.com/why-is-chris-pratt-lying-about-his-religious-past

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Pepys_Monster
04/26/23 12:11:40 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Is he also gonna get 1 billion?
No, hes in jail for tax evasion or something.

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ZevLoveDOOM
04/26/23 12:11:41 PM
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he seems like a friendly guy so why not...
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Tyranthraxus
04/26/23 12:12:31 PM
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AirJordan2345 posted...
chris pratt is very very religious? where did you hear this? iirc his father in law is Arnold, who is openly atheist

He's not that religious. This is the behavior I'd expect from Zachary Levi though.

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Pepys_Monster
04/26/23 12:15:35 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
He's not that religious. This is the behavior I'd expect from Zachary Levi though.
https://youtu.be/LTOfG36kcxc?t=33

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Ricemills
04/26/23 12:19:17 PM
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Lol, i misread as $1 million and was still going to say yes.
1 billion is insane, easiest yes ever.

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Tyranthraxus
04/26/23 12:20:22 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
https://youtu.be/LTOfG36kcxc?t=33

Does this really sound like a guy who would proselytize in jail? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukMdQL-dv0

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Pepys_Monster
04/29/23 12:56:36 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Does this really sound like a guy who would proselytize in jail? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukMdQL-dv0
Chris Pratt has ties to Hillsong Church.

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hyperskate65
04/29/23 1:25:51 AM
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Easiest yes ever. Who fucking cares what people preach at me? I was raised in the south lol I'm used to ignoring it.

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rexcrk
04/29/23 6:19:43 AM
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Spend a year with a guy I like as an actor to be set for life? Who wouldnt take that?

The whole schtick of getting money for doing something that isnt even that bad but pretending it is is so weird tbh

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