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TopicWho would Ned Flanders vote for?
Doe
09/25/20 10:13:33 PM
#1
big question




Prime seasons Flanders not whatever 20-30 nonsense

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TopicNew Mafumafu song
Doe
09/25/20 10:03:03 PM
#1
TopicAmerican masculinity is a wasteland.
Doe
09/25/20 9:51:12 PM
#6
nevershine posted...
if you dont lift, bro...
You can exercise without being masculine

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TopicAmerican masculinity is a wasteland.
Doe
09/25/20 9:11:55 PM
#1
It is bad for you

I'm glad my fellow Gen Z are leaving gender behind.

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TopicThere needs to be a national conversation about God
Doe
09/25/20 8:42:09 PM
#1
We need to YouTube Atheism the whole country tbh.

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TopicChicago cops respond to mayor's reform proposals by requesting 17% raise
Doe
09/25/20 7:01:55 PM
#2
Police shouldn't have a fraternal order wtf

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TopicLindsey Graham grovels on Hannity, begs for money.
Doe
09/25/20 6:51:19 PM
#21
au_gold posted...
https://twitter.com/projectlincoln/status/1309620608561414144?s=21
Oh fuck off donate to JaimeHarrison not the LincolnProject

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TopicIf Trump steals this election I fully support a violent response
Doe
09/25/20 6:40:39 PM
#44
TopicAfter 3 3/4 years into his term, Trump releases his "Healthcare Plan"
Doe
09/25/20 5:25:56 PM
#9
Letron_James posted...
Healthcare is a complicated topic because the government makes it one.
The problem is American individualist culture. At least 25% of the country will actually have their mind melt at the idea of socializing medical costs because "I shouldn't have to pay for some guy with type 1 diabetes." America is the ultimate Fuck You Got Mine culture where psychopathy and callousness is heavily incentivized.

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TopicHouse Democrats to introduce bill setting 18-year term limit for Supreme Court
Doe
09/25/20 5:20:51 PM
#11
Is this how the Dems will roll over on a supermajority Supreme Court? Promise that in 18 years there may be a chance to re-legalize abortion?

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TopicAll I do is lay in bed all day...
Doe
09/25/20 4:26:02 PM
#4
TopicAll I do is lay in bed all day...
Doe
09/25/20 2:53:08 PM
#1
Exception is if I have to have my camera on for a zoom class ...

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TopicSo when is Netflix going to get the Chimera Ant arc? (Hunter X Hunter)
Doe
09/25/20 12:47:11 PM
#3
I don't like how Killua sounds anywhere but the 2011 sub

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TopicNew "JoJo" domain registered by WB Japan. Is it happening?
Doe
09/25/20 11:31:40 AM
#2
Part 6 is the best part of the original universe

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TopicPrince Sign o' the Times Super Deluxe out today with 45 unreleased tracks
Doe
09/25/20 11:21:51 AM
#4
Jojolion main villain stand will now be named after another Prince song

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TopicThe most admired men & women of 2020. The results are in. Do you agreee? :O
Doe
09/25/20 11:15:21 AM
#24
People in China like Xi Jinping. It's way more analogous to redhatters and Trump than 1984 or something. China's not a rigid dystopia hellhole where you're immediately shot for stepping out of line or something.

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TopicUber-like Gig economy app enrolls 'eviction services' for landlords
Doe
09/25/20 10:07:51 AM
#1
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ep435n/gig-economy-company-launches-uber-but-for-evicting-people

"SINCE COVID-19 MANY AMERICANS FELL BEHIND IN ALL ASPECTS," reads the website copy. The button below this statement is not for a GoFundMe, or a petition for calling for rent relief. Instead, it is the following call to action, from a company called Civvl: "Be hired as eviction crew."
During a time of great economic and general hardship, Civvl aims to be, essentially, Uber, but for evicting people. Seizing on a pandemic-driven nosedive in employment and huge uptick in number-of-people-who-can't-pay-their-rent, Civvl aims to make it easy for landlords to hire process servers and eviction agents as gig workers.

Helena Duncan, a Chicago-based paralegal who also participates in housing activism, saw a Craigslist post from Civvl while searching for jobs. The ad alarmed her.
"It's fucked up that there will be struggling working-class people who will be drawn to gigs like furniture-hauling or process-serving for a company like Civvl, evicting fellow working-class people from their homes so they themselves can make rent," she told Motherboard.
In its Craigslist ads, posted across the country, Civvl explains the opportunity plainly: "There is plenty of work due to the dismal economy."
"Unemployment is at a record high and many cannot or simply are not paying rent and mortgages," the ads state. "We are being contracted by frustrated property owners and banks to secure foreclosed residential properties."
Civvl aims to marry the gig economy with the devastation of a pandemic, complete with signature gig startup language like "be your own boss," and "flexible hours," and "looking for self-motivated individuals with positive attitudes:" "FASTEST GROWING MONEY MAKING GIG DUE TO COVID-19," its website says. "Literally thousands of process servers are needed in the coming months due courts being backed up in judgements that needs to be served to defendants."

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TopicI am cracking up at all these outlandish stories about 'Oh he's not gonna leave'
Doe
09/25/20 9:43:29 AM
#8
AFrench2 posted...
You're right. It'll go to the Suprme Courst and the ruling will look like this:

"Welp, President Trump is not leaving so we officially declare him Supreme Chancellor and I guess he just owns the White House now. We hereby grant this stay indefinitely"
Its going to be more like
"In the interest of 'preserving the integrity of the US election' in the eyes of the world and the people, we hereby declare the ballots counted after the day of Nov 3 to be illegal"

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TopicTried some charcoal soap for the first time.
Doe
09/25/20 9:40:30 AM
#5
I was thinking of trying a charcoal shampoo for dandruff

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TopicI am cracking up at all these outlandish stories about 'Oh he's not gonna leave'
Doe
09/25/20 9:39:33 AM
#3
If they can invalidate Trump's loss they can invalidate the losses of their senators

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TopicHomer doesn't strangle bart that much in early Simpsons
Doe
09/24/20 8:51:24 PM
#1
TopicSo is CE a straight up Marxist stronghold now?
Doe
09/24/20 7:44:10 PM
#15
Thatuser posted...
Eh, thin line there
Uh no, they hate each other

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TopicSo is CE a straight up Marxist stronghold now?
Doe
09/24/20 7:41:37 PM
#7
The internet as a whole has moved economically to the left. Even on 4chan there's tons of Marxism posting on lit and his

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TopicDo you ACT your AGE?? Take This Test and Post Your Results!!
Doe
09/24/20 7:40:29 PM
#23
"You're Real Age: 18. Easy-Going"

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TopicSimpsons did it.
Doe
09/24/20 7:32:40 PM
#6
TopicJust got reminded that the TF2 Soldier VA died
Doe
09/24/20 12:25:45 PM
#1
makes me sad. like when kitty0706 died

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Topic1.5 hours to write 4 pages of a short story
Doe
09/24/20 9:19:22 AM
#12
3PiesAndAFork posted...
Your protagonist is up against a rabbit with a sword. You're boned dude.
My protagonist smokes so college students will find him more relatable, checkmate. I also have a basic grasp of grammar and syntax unlike the weeb guy lol. Rule number 1 of low-mid level CW classes: if your grammar is professional and you have really good comma placement, especially after people just workshopped an incomprehensible piece, everyone will just suck your dick for being readable


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Topic1.5 hours to write 4 pages of a short story
Doe
09/24/20 9:15:01 AM
#10
NeoShadowhen posted...
Well, what was yours about?
A guy's roommate has a psychotic break and starts barring up their house because he hates their town (a midwestern truck stop kind of town where all the commerce is through traffic). Protagonist can't take it anymore, he has his operator license so he's going to live on the road for a while. He can't get the erratic sound of his roommate hammering nails out of his head. He sees trucking as an escape but meets a trucker who's a reflection of his roommate and has literally barred the driver's door of his cabin shut in a manner reminiscent of the roommate's neuroticism.

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Topic1.5 hours to write 4 pages of a short story
Doe
09/24/20 9:11:25 AM
#9
pikachupwnage posted...
Sounds like the kinda thing you would see on r/writing prompts
I hate r/writingprompts lol, it makes me mad how many objectively poorly constructed prompts get massive amounts of upvotes. Hard to say something like that without sounding like an elitist armchair pre-MFA but it frustrates me, and whenever I check the highly upvoted responses they, well, suck.

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Topic1.5 hours to write 4 pages of a short story
Doe
09/24/20 9:09:12 AM
#7
I submitted it on the minute it was due lol. It wasn't that bad honestly, I already know it will be better than the other we'll workshop on the same day because that one's some guy's overly elaborate fantasy about magical furries with historical Japan setting and mythology.

Dude he fucking used the word CUNICULAR. "Of or pertaining to the characteristics of a rabbit." This dude's high on thesaurus fumes. The first line is "I felt my tabi covered feet hit the road", apparently a tabi is a traditional Japanese sock, like we get it dude you're a weeb. I have nothing against weebery in your personal life, I'm a massive weeb myself, but when I need to look up a word in each of your sentences and you're a pasty white dude it's too much. He also invokes "odachi." That word LITERALLY MEANS SWORD DUDE. The rabbit has a fucking sword. Give it an adjective if you want but don't make a class full of normies Google Image search every line of your story.

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Topic1.5 hours to write 4 pages of a short story
Doe
09/24/20 7:33:46 AM
#1
this will not be a very good short story...

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TopicWho is the brown guy doing Piantaface in Sunshine?
Doe
09/23/20 11:27:08 PM
#6
I think he's just a dude... like Koopa the Quick

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TopicWorst SW scene r2 FINAL: Prank call vs Somehow, Palpatine returned (spoilers all
Doe
09/23/20 8:03:30 PM
#24
marthsheretoo posted...
It's funny bc this could be referring to either scene
I was referring to the whole sequel trilogy lol

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TopicMatt Gaetz Demands CRIMINAL CHARGE against BLOOMBERG paying off FELON DEBTS!!
Doe
09/23/20 8:02:41 PM
#13
BeyondWalls posted...
Wait. Why can't people in debt vote?
In the USA the constitution does not actually enshrine voting as a right to citizens. The states have certain leniencies in controlling who qualifies to vote. One of those deemed constitutional is that people put in jail can be stripped of voting rights. This law is an extension of that, saying that people haven't fully served their sentence if they haven't paid legal fines they owe.

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TopicMatt Gaetz Demands CRIMINAL CHARGE against BLOOMBERG paying off FELON DEBTS!!
Doe
09/23/20 7:59:44 PM
#9
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Wait, so what is Bloombergs deal? I thought he was a republican just fucking with the democratic primaries earlier this year. Has he always been pro dem?
He promised to invest a bunch of money in whoever won the primary

There are business interests and corporate money on either side. Some dem policies favor certain industries so they'll get lobbied by them

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TopicMatt Gaetz Demands CRIMINAL CHARGE against BLOOMBERG paying off FELON DEBTS!!
Doe
09/23/20 7:56:27 PM
#4
TopicWorst SW scene r2 FINAL: Prank call vs Somehow, Palpatine returned (spoilers all
Doe
09/23/20 7:52:55 PM
#21
"Secrets only the sith knew"

Not much of a secret then??

Like, the prank call is way too obviously an invention of Disney's Marvel philosophy, but Star Wars isn't always super serious, Luke and co used the dumb old code trick in OT and the prequels are full of childish crap. The Palpatine Returned scene on the other hand is like the writers looking into the camera and saying "fuck if we know, nobody thought this out"

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TopicWorst SW scene r2 FINAL: Prank call vs Somehow, Palpatine returned (spoilers all
Doe
09/23/20 7:47:19 PM
#19
Oscar Isaac is one of the greatest actors of his generation and didn't deserve this schadenfreude ruse they dragged him through.

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TopicGrowing up (Texas), people never called themselves Latino
Doe
09/23/20 3:20:56 PM
#3
Not all of those with latin american heritage are hispanic.

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TopicDo you ever get carded (aka I.D.'d) anymore?
Doe
09/23/20 2:22:04 PM
#25
I really want to buy some alcohol but I live at one of the most notorious universities in the US for Greek life and drinking and all the stores are allegedly really scrutinizing of IDs

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TopicWhy cant tattoo ppl just admit they got it cos they thought it looked cool?
Doe
09/23/20 1:14:02 AM
#24
you guys made me snort water with that welch image and it felt like chlorine in my nose X(

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Topicsaw an ad for something called Genshin Impact
Doe
09/22/20 11:38:03 PM
#5
Genshin Impact is the zelda equivalent to those shitty Pokemon clones with a bunch of surface level presentation that convinces armchair market analysts that the "Pokemon killer" has arrived

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TopicOh shit paranoia agent is on the funimation app
Doe
09/22/20 11:05:12 PM
#9
The intro is definitely intentionally disturbing.

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Topicyo mama so fat i need 4 RTX 3080 to render a jpg of her
Doe
09/22/20 10:56:49 PM
#2
Yo mama so fat the fish eye lens make her look flat

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TopicOh shit paranoia agent is on the funimation app
Doe
09/22/20 10:51:39 PM
#2
Whats the appeal of it, I watched the first ep I think but admittedly I was put off by the designs

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TopicWhy cant tattoo ppl just admit they got it cos they thought it looked cool?
Doe
09/22/20 10:30:35 PM
#2
TopicWould you have sexual intercourse with Amy Coney Barrett?
Doe
09/22/20 10:02:21 PM
#6
Why does every conservative have those glassy, soulless eyes?

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TopicJust got PM'd by a 0 karma, 0 post account
Doe
09/22/20 8:13:40 PM
#6
funny that bots are starting to spam us right after this shady purchase of the website????

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